/trans/

Just CARVE my shit up senpai edition

you fuck

you FUCK

you were supposed to let the brazilian make it

he really really loves trans lads

happy new /trans/ everybody!

Carving is back on the menu!

where are all the trans lads

What do you guys think of the calendar leeds used for last year?

Each wanker on twitter says its shit but I think it looks wicked,it also won an award or whatever

gareth mcauley to city for 40m

*walks towards the premier league*

>go to carvery
>no pineapple rings to put on top of my gammon

FUCKING REEEE

looks utter shite

just have pictures of the lads on the pitch not them dressed in banker outfits doing silly shit

>Tfw Hazard is the second best player in the world right now
Apologize cucks

It's >leeds, so it's automatically shit.

That aside, the settings are two weird and only good photo seems to be October

literally a poor mans Coutinho lad

Or you can have lads in the normal outfits doing silly shit, much better option tbqh

>the niggers of the bird world
step up la
I liked it cause the pics are taken at different landmarks in the city

the one for 2017 is the average football calendar,just pictures of the players on the pitch

He's genuinely impressive, too bad he has the brain of a 8 years old child.

>le score a blooter every 4 games
Try again. And no, Klopp going 'INHO'S THE GOAT LA' URGH, HEAVRY METRAL FOOOOOOTBALLLLLL' doesn't count as an argument.

2nd to costa right?

Reminder that this guy is England's savior and the most promising player in the league right now

>Hazard is the second best player in the league la
>literally has less goals and assists than Lukaku and Defoe

>Chelseafags

I like the chess one

>he ranks stones

>last season the 1st placed team had 39 points in 19 games (it was arselel ahhahah twats couldn't even win the title)
>this season the 1st placed team has 49 points in 19 games

God last season was shit

who the fuck's he?

Rank him lowly if you have to, but outright not ranking him would be weird.

His name is Harry and he winks.

>muh ball playing centre half

if I wanted a ball playing centre half that can actually defend I'd take pontus jansson or lewis dunk instead of that wasteman

>5 goals and 5 assists in 12 games

If he wasn't injured as much, he'd be running away with player of the season la

nobody cares about your irrelevant lower league shite

*jogs towards the premier league*

Yes, thank for helping to raise the bar for yet another young, English talent.

I'm sure this will end up well.

fuck off you paki bastard

Seems a bit unfair letting literal sorcerers manage teams

based fucking lulu

not a sport

I actually just wanted to post that gif

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>Some subhuman gypsy calling an Englishman nonwhite
HAHAHAHA

this dude just doesn't seem to be into it

>the niggers of the bird world

Wouldn't that be pigeons?

>American posting cuck porn

Just happened to have it on your hard drive I suppose?

>Americucks
Why do you yanks fucking worship that pairing so much
>inb4 'c-contrast'

True,but according to people who live in gull areas,they are the aquatic equivalent of them.

to the poster asking about moneyball: read up on FC Midtjylland

>this blowjob doesn't feel good
>why is the white man watching
>what are these damp patches on this sofa
>my feet hurt

can you AT LEAST stay on topic and post some trans? ughh

Who is a realistic right-sided attacking midfielder Arsenal could buy in January? Would Mahrez come if Arsenal offered 40m to Memester?

>every month is named copy

kek English education

>3rd world gypsy with 5 dollars to his name calling someone else nonwhite

What did he mean by this?

kek
>white girls really don't know how to suck

>Italian humor
Did the rapefugees take that too?

Half way through the season lads

How would you rate your season? How would you rate your summer signings?

We get seagulls here as well but they seem to be smarter and shit on a lot less cars, I rate them higher than pigeons

Thauvin

more like harry twinks

looks like they're all from the same season.

>make a post on Sup Forums
>someone from Sup Forums responds

Every time..jap moot has a lot to answer for

Reminder that United got more points than City in 2016 despite having Van Clown and Mouyes, whilst City have the best coach in the world

>Mustafi
6/10
>Xhaka
5/10
>Perez
4/10
>Holding
7.5/10

100m spent on a pile of shit desu

>stats

Jörgensen 10/10

>only Sup Forums hates refugees

lel.../leftypol/ is leaking again

>Numale lefty crying about his safespace
wahwah

1/10 and signings have been crap

Chelsea
Overall season: 9.5/10

Batshuayi: 5/10
Kante: 10/10
Eduardo: who?/10
Alonso: 7/10
Luiz: 8/10

meanwhile this board gets spammed with interracial cuckold porn and you don't whinge about it. hmm makes you think

Bailly - 6/10 keeps being injured/fucking off to fight for his tribe for a month
Zlatan - 9/10 brilliant but short term solution
Mkhitaryan - 10/10 Mouyes needs to stop fucking about with him
Pogba - 7/10

do you often go to watch matches?
sry por english XD

The janny gives (You) a warning or a ban if you respond to the porn spammers, not worth it.

As for you, you seem to be sure fixated on it

>T-Day +1
>no transfers

kek funny memes

>mustafi
9/10
>Xhaka
6/10
>Perez
pointless/10
>Holding
jury is out for 3 more years/10

8/10

We should have won our earlier games! Glad we've found form now though!!!

Pogba 10/10
Ibra 10/10
Mhikitaryan 10/10
Bailly 10/10

based fucking ausGOD

im a brazil

look at the teams pogba didn't perform against and the ones he performed against
hes bang average mate. Dabbing younousse sankharé

yes I have a season ticket, tbf they have been playing a little better recently

>don't whinge about it
>implying I don't get commision everytime Sup Forums posts my cock entering a white girl

I'm with you Hull fans

Basically this.

Only decent signing has been Mbokani and that's saying something.

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LRL pls

holding will never amount to anything

if he had stayed at bolton he would have been fine, he made his breakthrough and in a few years time might have amounted to something, for defenders experience is everything, and you aren't going to get that on the bench. if he goes out on loan i doubt anybody will play him (i hate those loans, why even bother signing the lad)

Your waifu just adores blacks, sadly she's not le alt right :(

based hull fans lads

it's almost like something is Sup Forums only if it goes against his cuck liberal beliefs.

Brentford also do this iirc, to the point where a manager was so sick of it he resigned.

Was a decent one too, can't remember who though.

phooeyyy, it sure stinks of Sup Forums in here!

lmao your mother adores blacks, your dad is a black man you mixed race pogo stick

Warburton. Now baking his bread at rangers

mustafi has made many, many errors this season. I don't know why people think he's done so well

7/10 is a fair rating. He scored the winner yesterday carrying the match with Fellaini doing his best to be shit

this isn't the /trans/ i remember

*presses eject*

blame op that cunt

most arsenal fans base their knowledge on FIFA

Conte 10/10
Kante 10/10
Bateman 5/10
Eduardo 3/10 at least he's probably giving a lot of advice to Teebow
Alonso 8/10 not amazing but seems to get better all the time
Luiz 9/10 somehow one of the top performers in the team

>How would you rate your season?
9/10
>How would you rate your summer signings?
Antonsson 6/10 barely played but looks ok
Rob Green 6/10 looks proper shit sometimes but world class every once in a while
Kemar Roofe 6/10 had a slow start but is getting better with each game
Luke Ayling 10/10 absolute steal for only 700k
Liam Bridcutt 7/10 quality just like last season when he was on loan
Eunan O'Kane 7/10 didnt rate him at all but turned out to be very good
Kyle Bartley 9/10 top quality cb
Hadi Sacko 7/10 pacey nigger but his decision making is letting him down
Matt Grimes 5/10 looks average at best,benchwarmer
Pablo Hernandez 8/10 quality passer
Pontus Jansson 10/10 best cb in the league

You want me to laugh really loud?

>to the point where a manager was so sick of it he resigned.
Mark Warburton was forced out because he didn't agree with Matthew Bentham's "philosophy".

This worked great when Marinus Dijkhuizen was brought in and got sacked 3 months later because the only players Dijkhuizen liked were the ones signed that summer.

the owner of Brentford also own Midtjylland I think
he also wrote a book called the gold mine effect, don't know what its about but theres a football ball on it so I guess it's related to sports

>scored the winner against middlesbrough
>ah yes quite a good signing
fuck off