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Autistic annexation edition

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i want me out

I'm going to get an asian gf this year for sure

i want you in (me)

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The Pacific Empire supports the UICAS

Sup nerds

alrite lads

hows everyone doing tonight haha

thinking about doing a 'cide in socal

south side suicide, you say?

؜th for twin peaks

It's not happening. We can't risk Quebecois aggression towards Oyster Bay's colonies and need those naval bases.

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I want my very own laura palmer

:thinking:

Daily reminder that it's called POP, not SODA. ok?

If you're from Liverpool, you could do a Mersey 'cide by drowning yourself in the Mersey.

Colombia is not even north america you shitter

forgot the pic again, god dammit

rollin on in

killing myself in either nara or antarctica

on the train lads

so are those tiny islands in the atlantic green or blue? I can't even tell

Colombians don't think that they're two different continents so they're fine with it.
Green.

>lads

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dont respond to me ever again you fucking yank cunt

autism: the thread

theyre not going to be green for long, the quebecois navy hasnt reached the azores yet.

theyre 3 days out of tenerife

business idea: cure autism

its called coke you savage

g, gay

free cascadia

portland

>tfw you will never experience old Sup Forums because you were only 6 when the site went live.
I WANT TO DIE
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Cascadia declares independence to form the Cascadian Federation. We also invade Calgary. Gott mit Uns!

>dont respond to me ever again you fucking yank cunt

It seems pacifica has a rebel movement occurring within its own borders!

business idea: live off of welfare forever and never leave my apartment

Jimmy has a cigarette 8 and another cigarette at 10. How much longer until Jimmy will want another cigarette?

>what type of coke would you like
>Dr. Pepper

*enters thread*

gets the colonies rustled

*chuckles to oneself*

*leaves thread*

i'm coming with you

>tfw 2000 atk bonus

how little you know baka

Hello fellow Americans.
Tis I, Chad Hogan.
Let's discuss why we should give Britain a trade deal.

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Stop taking smoke breaks are work Jimmy, you shitlip.

business idea: take scotland and ireland in as colonies, let the UK go under

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؜Don't think too hard
؜Frig off pleb

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counter point: Why don't we just make the whole british isles sink into the ocean?

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Dude weed lmao

WOKE

Alright, since Pacific aggression in the Caribbean is such an issue for Quebec, what about this proposal? Dixie takes control of the Golden Circle as a protectorate. They can decide late if they want to annex it.

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Tennessee?

Green-land is norks clay

literally delete this you monkey, pacifica is not allowed to control territory on the atlantic coast

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*brexits*

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you sound like an underage american southerner

need a yank gf to obliterate my bollocks with a baseball bat

؜What did you mean by this?

Give up now or we'll stop giving you pumpkins for your Pumpkin Spice Lattes. We'll also halt shipment of all Apple products.
We'll give you the Atlantic islands if you give us Panama.

I need a brit gf to do the same

if we split panama down the middle and you administer the pacific side that would be ok

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dibs

>midterm right before the break
Hate when """professors""" do this

we grow pumpkins our own, bastard

Pennsylvania dutch demand a vacation spot. Bucks government seeks a warm shore to placate their Amish rage.

In that case, the Azores will be given to YHWH's chosen.

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fine, ill make the next map

>when North Americans try to claim Iceland belongs to them

FOT

I'm getting out of here you guys

>le ebin jeff foxworthy joke
Not so clever baka

What about this? White is the Demilitarized Zone.

its on our tectonic plate

؜s, sorry

Population stats of Greater Bucks County:

MAINLAND
Pennsylvania: 15 Million
New Jersey: 9 Million
Delaware: 1 Million
Maryland: 6 Million

BUD LIGHT CITY: 250k

BUNDA LE GRANDA: 25 Million (Under colonization)

going to binge and purge one more time before beddy-bye

We'll remove usability of all Microsoft products except the Xbox will only play CoD ghosts, and PCs running windows will have Vista. It'll be a free, yet mandatory update. Also, we grow our own pumpkins and have greenhouses capable of growing cinnamon, dumbass :^).

it's divided

shut up and give me the two-inch seaweed roll

Your population is too small to defend Seattle, bud. Plus, I don't think Quebec wants to have people thinking they can rebel. What would the Ontarians think?

This, no one can have south american territories

Only if you renounce claims on the Caribbean and transfer your and Buck's land to the Golden Circle.

Requesting bunda shipments then, please.

I will give no land to dixie, sorry they are not my allies and i not let them enslave my african brothers. And i certainly will not be giving up my carribbean territories

I suggest you annex the eastern tip of siberia

>We can't defend ourselves
We'll cut off your water supply, and will invade Alberta to get Double Oil, friendo
Cascadia declares independence!

The Golden Circle was established to insure the neutrality of the Caribbean land between Quebec and the Pacific Empire. We'll only withdraw from the Atlantic and South America if you withdraw from the Caribbean.

That doesn't make sense. The DMZ ensures the neutrality between our border, not the hicks controlling precious carribbean islands. Your map leaves a useless blank space in central america. No one here is even annexing territory for dixie, so you cant do it for them.

the map should end at panama

this one?

>pacific empire
>extends 1200 miles inland
nice meme name

Bucks government remains indecisive on South America and the Carribean. It brings millions of settlers from Bunda Le Granda back into the Mainland. The strain is great for a while but Bucks manages and rapidly urbanizes many central PA towns into mid-sized cities.

Current population

MAINLAND
Pennsylvania: 30 Million
New Jersey: 12 Million
Delaware: 2 Million
Maryland: 10 Million

BUD LIGHT CITY: 1 Million

Carribean (CONTENDED): 250,000 mobile settles/military, ready to move with territorial changes

the greedy californians made the map, paha sapa should control that territory

i'm kommin

Those come from out claims based on Alta California. We will withdraw from Wyoming, Montana, and eastern Idaho if Quebec and Bucks withdraw from the Caribbean.