I've been a straight vegan for 6 years and I'm tempted to order a pizza

I've been a straight vegan for 6 years and I'm tempted to order a pizza.

Trips decides if I get one or not.

if dubs kill yourself

Fair enough. Rules is rules.

How can I do in such a way that I wouldn't suffer?

use a gun pussy

Boom

I'm british.

get it

A non-vegan pizza pussy

y

what could go wrong

Eat a really meat pizza

ask for meaty pizza!

GET A FUCKING PIZZA YOU GRASS EATER

Full peperoni and bacon with extra cheese pizza, fag

How have you managed to not eat anything non-vegan for 6 years

srs q

just get a veggie pizza with no cheese if you want to stay a vegan

...

you're likely be ordering cheese pizza faggatron.

I don't know dude.

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do not eat pizza, buy a salad.

>vegan

>straight

PICK ONE.

Get a whole bunch of cheeeeeeeeese pizza!!!!!!!!!

Eat one loaded with meat.

Checked. Probs just paedo

MODS MODS MDOS

Order the pizza and eat it.

If you're going to do it go for broke. Get yourself a over processed garbage Meat Lover's from the shittiest Pizza Hut in town. Make it a large, eat it alone in the dark and then masturbate using the grease as lube.

Don't do it.

You can't be vegan and straight

Why not?

Only faggots and Buddhist Monks are vegan boy, which are you?

>be born an omnivore
>decide to eat grass the rest of your life

Order that pizza or just off yourself, what a useless human.

suicide by meatlovers pizza

What is bad with cheese pizza ? all the pizza have cheese in it

Just post some child porn already.

make a gun and use it, pussy

Order a meat lover with chili and garlic, fries and dressing on top.

hey man we are just talking bout pizza here man yo man chill man no need to go there man

Straight vegan for 4 years.... had a pizza the other day. Do not do it...

you should kill youself. You're ruining the planet.

fuck the other trips. yes, with pineapple and bacon and/or ham

Sure thing

Meat pizza

roll

Buffalo fucking chicken pizza.

>being this delusional

lol, you're going to likely get really sick.

If you haven't eaten meat or dairy for years, you're going to have a bad time. You have to ease yourself into it.

nobody fucking cares what you eat fagot. So go find a dick somewhere and shove it down your throat.

do it ya queer boi

This.

> "straight" vegan
you're delusional, all vegans are gay

You do realize that there will never be free roaming cows right fag boy?

this.

do it faget

PIzza is like sex : When it's good, it's good
and when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

HOLY SHIT
Top fucking kek

tell them to send their cutest delivery boy

He can't very well enjoy his pizza if he kills himself. The primacy of the original question holds precedence.

Now if you had overridden his trips question with quads or higher, then he might listen.

>gets dubs
>OP now has to get pizza and kill himself
>forty keks

rolling so op kills himself for being vegan

Fucking newfags in this thread my God.

Trips =/= dubs

No such thing as a straight vegan.