What's the perfect heightXweight for thicc?

What's the perfect heightXweight for thicc?

Are we close?

I think it's about whether or not the ass can stand up and if the hips are smaller than the bust and waist.

Also the chick in this pic looks to have too flat and flabby of an ass. So no. This is no good.

This is perfect thicc

Waist too wide
Hips too narrow
Ass too invisible

Ya know what's sad? I'd probably STILL take at least a blowjob from this bitch. Squeeze them fat, flabby tits too.

This.

You're right; that IS sad

Actually surprised at her ass.

there's nothing more disgusting than slightly overweight chicks with disgustingly huge upper arms

Hips could be bigger but she's also barely 5ft

what about this one?

Flat and shapeless.

So she's a midget with no curves
Ok

Hahahah where the fuck are the curves thats literally a box body

Again, bit wide around the waist but better.

pretty sure thats a dude

Nigga I agree about the munchkin but you don't that ass shape? It's almost a perfectly defined circle

After a certain level of fat they are neither sex, just barrels

There is ZERO definition, no muscle to speak of and it looks square more than circular.

Do you even know what a nice ass looks like?

Bro where do you see a circle lmao it just looks like a hank hill ass

Atta boy now this is a nice ass, idk what that other retard is going on about circles

Mmmmhm. It would look a little more human if she had a gap between the top of her thighs but theres nothing

The hips and the bust need to be the same width. If not, hips need to be wider than the bust. Ass and hips all day son

Nigga, what the fuck are you talking about circles? That bitch's
ass look like a fucking flat tire

Love some nice ass

How about her? Optimal thicc-ness?

Hot or cold?

NOPE

disgusting

I've seen this chick all over here this weekend. She ain't thicc bro, just short and chubby.

Cute as hell though with a nice pussy. Definite Marry

Same chick btw. Proof that women be witches.

Ehhh. Cant tell. Front shot?
Ass looks flat but definitely could be the pose

The arms are a dead giveaway there.
Fuck man why do chicks try to be something theyre not

Somehow even her tits look different

Heres another angle. I think we're close with this one.

Lying down changes tits dramatically

Oh fuck she is adorable. Shame about her body. 6/10 fuck 10/10 hold hands.

Much closer than the other chicks in here.

What kind of world do we live in where hips can be too wide?

I'm disheartened

Waist =/= hips
A narrow waist and wide hips is perfect
Narrow hips and wide waist is disgusting

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Too big but wonderful proportions

Ah okay so like
Where that waist is waaaay too wide for those hips

Yeah. That girl would be thicc if she was smaller but too much flab

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The grossest thing is how these people are literally rotting underneath because they just dont move

This a mistake alot of ugly fat, misshapen women make. Being overweight and flabby doesn't make you thick. Thick women still have a decently firm body with weight in the right places. This is just gross

Now this is T H I C C, epic hips to waist ratio but a but chub for sure

Agreed. Some lucky fuck just won her heart and posted on here. I know she ain't much to hold on to but fuck everything he's posted makes her seem like waifu material.

If she wasn't wearing a literal flesh diaper yeah.

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This is the perfect level of thicc. Prove me wrong.

Winner. Please tell me she's single.

Fuck we might have a winner

Moar dammit!

wtf, shes not even that attractive

I do not mean this as offensive to actual homosexuals but you sir are a faggot

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unattractive and has lopsided tits.. how is Sup Forums full of virgins when you find girls like this attractive?

This a good example of thicc

Would you believe that she's more attractive naked?

All tits are lopsided you fag

Every sauce on this?

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not that lopsided, you colossal cock-sucking faggot. go back to tumblr with you're bullshit "BOOTIFUL AT ANY SIZE"

E X T R A T H I C C HHHHNGH

Step aside faggots
/thread

you cant /thread your own post, faggot. This bitch isnt even thick, and definitely not thicc. gtfo my thread, nigger.

A little too thin and firm to be thicc, but nice nonetheless

I like 5'5" and 155 pounds.