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/lat/ edition

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merkel

*slurps sandnigger cum*

Trudeau

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؜I spoon fed you last thread

*drinks from your lake*

>work in a software development house
>One of the managers says to me "you know user, if I didn't know any better I'd just say you're some guy who comes in looking stoned or shit faced every day, however; you actually seem to know everything about the system, just as much as the guy who made it."
>Workmate tells me he was just being an idiot about the stoned part

Everyone thinks I look retarded

still can't get my head around people who donate to twitch streamers
especially the ones that list their equipment on their pages

they have a £2500 pc, a £350 microphone and a £1500 gaming chair, but they still deserve your spare change more than anything else in the world?

It's capitalism.

gay

>if I didn't know any better I'd just say you're some guy who comes in looking stoned or shit faced every day
What point was he even trying to make mate?

Can't get my head around why people watch Twitch streams, numales playing CSGO and DotA2.

Telling him to smarten up

He was saying I look dopey/stupid despite knowing a thing or two

I like watching when it's interesting
like if they're the best player on the planet, or they know tricks or can finish it really fast

I don't want to watch someone fumble through a 6 hour game in twice as long. I can do that myself.

gentrified camwhoring 2bh

Can't stand streamers that make a big deal out of donations for subscriptions. Sadly, it's the vast majority of streamers.

alri lads

alri nonce

>spoon fed

I have no idea what was going on there, do you need 4chanx for it to work?

i know
how many times can you sincerely say;
>omg a subscriber! I totally didn't expect this (even though I highlight the subscribe button on my channel, and also have a huge donate button) omg you didn't have to, 1337G4MUR you are the BEST
cringecore

alri la

no
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؜retard

I saw it, how do you get the code to show up to copy it

؜runt

where are you pasting it?

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؜Listening.. go ahead

ah yes, another overnight mugging and stabbing and the police are looking for a man of "dark complexion".

Literally used to live in a crime-free town until 5 years ago when nigs started moving in and ever since then it has gone to absolute shit.

just used notepad now, it came out as "ALM"

>>؜

copy whatever it shows as and paste it before >>

at least it's not at the point where they don't publish the race of the person because it'll be 'racist'

ah yes, london

sounds more like stoke or some similar shithole

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can I deposit cash without talking to a person behind a desk?

We are past that stage, the local paper literally stopped doing it last year after people were commenting about the usual suspects and "what a surprise" at the race etc.

I really, really despise rubbery lipped golliwogs. they are fucking vermin

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now that's what i call a spoonfeed

thanks lad

>watching people play video games


Man-child confirmed.

whoops
i got you f󠀥am

flag pole?

thai is retarded
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>flag norteamericana

escuchate esto:
youtu.be/BZVKEsWaIZI

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LOL

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University challenge final today lads.

Do you support (((Goldman))) or a fucking leaf Monkman?

؜؜؜

Just sharted outside a mart

come home shart man

need a dominant paki gf

just rimmed myself

Trump has visited a Trump-branded property on 28 of the days he has been president, “meaning that he visits a property that’s part of his private business empire more than one-third of the days he’s been in office, or once every 2.8 days,” notes the Washington Post. Many ethics experts have raised red flags about the way Trump is making sure his properties have a key mention in the history books. “President Donald Trump is diminishing the office of the presidency by turning himself into a walking advertisement for his global resort properties,” notes Public Citizen.

Although the president is exempt from rules that other government employees must follow, Trump seems to be brazenly ignoring the basic principle that public officials shouldn’t use their offices for private profit. "The president's recurrent trips to Mar-a-Lago and other properties he owns, particularly with leaders that make the visits newsworthy, means he is in effect using the presidency to promote his business," said Kathleen Clark, a former ethics lawyer for the District of Columbia and a law professor at Washington University in St. Louis. "He's a very effective marketer, and he's using the presidency as though it's just part of him being famous and doesn't come with other moral, if not legal, obligations."

TL;DR

OMG she is awesome!!

impressive

Sat on the toilet with the lid down just pissing myself

being a manlet must be miserable

think thailad might be a nazi after his last mail

she gave the english more of a fight than the argentinian navy did in '82

filtered the thai flag aha

on the left - native brummie :)
on the right - immigrant coming in our town to cause trouble

thailad does your gf know you touch yourself when she is away

This post is for blind people:
⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠊⠎ ⠋⠥⠉⠅⠊⠝⠛ ⠥⠎⠑⠇⠑⠎⠎

just farted a tad and feels a bit wet near my hole region
putting my pants on and kicking my dog out the room solved it

No tan así...

youtu.be/IUZu8bvxJs4

WELCOME TO A NEW KIND OF TENSION

ALL ACROSS THE IDIOT NATION

Genuinely just dropped about 8 ploppies in a row

SHART ON DOG

probably

big hands i know you're the one

just jammed my tootbrush down my dick-hole

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Why are latin Americans so into the Simpsons?

mad love man
we wuz kangz you know dawg

they never mature past the age of 12

it is a mystery

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*drops this in the trap house*

youtube.com/watch?v=Wmjpp0_6kb0

Talkin da hardest, giggs better pop up in your thoughts as an artist

Sneaky Tories:
theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/09/its-a-shambles-data-shows-most-asylum-seekers-put-in-poorest-parts-of-britain

ah yes

*posts a photo of me at my 3* all inclusive beach resort in Mallorca*

how's your Monday?

>implying the white citizens of Stoke don't also commit lots of violent crimes

*posts a photo of me on a golf course*

perfect weather for it

absolute runt

you didnt expect the middle class champagne socialists, who were shilling incessantly for 'refugees' to come here, to have them live in their areas did you? haha

video from this weekend

try not to get to jealous lads ;)

youtube.com/watch?v=uOHDkIxyu2A

Ah yes "race doesn't exist"

took this lass fishing today and she got her first ever bass x

>go on date with a girl
>she's bonkers but we depart amenably, I don't say I'll call her or anything though
>decide to ghost because I'm an awkward wanker
>texts me the day after asking what my last name is
>don't reply and delete the chat
>two weeks later get another message with "it's not cool to-" in the preview
>don't read it because it'll say 'read' and she'll send more

Wonder if this is how girls feel about aspie guys chasing them up. At least she only knows my number and my first name haha.

yeah I'd probably eat her out after a few beers

can't be arsed to read all that, give a one line summary

*lets out a soft little bum toot as i walk by*

weird face

race DOES exist and unlike an actual footrace, the blacks come in last

niggers are fucking dumb