Just bought a new watch. What do you think?

Just bought a new watch. What do you think?

Did you shave your hand hair? Euughhh

sup fat shit, but watch looks nice

What a waste of money. Fucking jewelry is dumb. But at least it tells you how long its been since you last stuffed your face with donuts

Where's your knuckles gone?

/thread

how many bands did it take them to make the 1 band for your fat wrist you fatfag

huh?

You need to go on a fucking diet.

Why does anyone own a watch anymore when there's a clock on your phone?

rolling

I think you're fat

It's fashion, not for telling time honestly.

Is what OP has to do to get out of bed?

ITT: OP is (You) farming. Crops look nice.

so, uh, are you a powerpuff girl?

>fucking jewelry is dumb
Who's fucking jewelry? All I see is a lamb leg someone put a watch around.

I think you're a fat mother fucker.

Implying he hasn't ate them and/or has them locked in his basement.

You're right.
Who IS jewelry?

99% A fake Rolex.

Fucking hand/arm looks like super ham parts lol get new arms also watch is trash

KEK hahah you guys mke me laugh.
BTW watch looks nice, if youre trying to suicide by making presurre there youre on it dude

Why did you decorate a ham?

did it cost $0.00?

marry me

I highly doubt he has the stamina to even kidnap a regular child, much less a superpowered one. You give him far too much credit.

What's having a gimp arm like, user?

op has that Elephantiasis shit

Is that a watch or an EKG monitor ?

Looks like they probably had a put a couple extra links in it, gordo.

You have the watch on the wrong hand. The turn dial isn't supposed to face your hand it's supposed to face your arm. So that way it doesn't dig into your hand when you move it. Just in case anons didn't know. Watches are made for the least dominate hand Most watches are left hand watches for this reason.

Buy fingers instead that shit

lmao

Most watches have buttons on both sides tho

what the fuck, that's fucking sad, I sort of pity you.

That poor wristband is holding on for dear life

nigga wtf this doesnt make sense

Probably consumed by fat

where the fucks ur knuckles at

Fucking Porky, good lord.

It's true watches at $0?

you need to lose weight.
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well good job. you got me.

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Your watch deserves a better wrist

HEY OP
GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS?
TIME TO LOSE WEIGHT

i dont own one of these things but someone asked for help with one and had that same strap, and its really nice for a 15 buck wrist strap. i almost wanted to get a watch just to have an excuse to have that strap

Nice arm user but stop shaving.
I collect g-shocks

I have the same one. Got it off the street in New York

You should just wear a shirt that says "rob me, can't run" therefore you save you and your robber some time and verbal exchange

>be op
>get new watch
>so excited bitches luv shiny things
>maybe he'll get poosy with watch
>posts on Sup Forums
>cant wait to see what Sup Forumsros think
>gets roasted like a faggot
>kys

pillow knuckles