I think we can all agree that this is better than Apocalypse Now or Platoon

I think we can all agree that this is better than Apocalypse Now or Platoon.

What was Sup Forums's favourite part?

You haven't seen it until you've seen the unrated director's cut.

>come on boy, time for walkies!
>NO WAY MAN, VC GOT ME PINNED DOWN, FUCKING SLANTY-EYED GOOKS ARE EVERYWHERE - WHERE'S THE DAMN NAPALM STRIKE?

Wasn't this supposed to be a kids movie?

>Private Connor
>Specialist on helmet

what did they mean by that?

Again, director's cut. There's a scene where

Connor and Spec. Fido get ambushed, Connor gets to cover, barking about how it's good that his helmet deflected a bullet and only got dented.

Then it cuts to Fido bleeding out by the neck. Blood spurts everywhere as Connor can only sit there and watch, whimpering, returning fire.

Afterwards he replaces his helmet with Fido's undamaged one. I'm surprised they alluded to that on the poster.

sound pretty fucking brutal

this meme has NEVER been funny

>that scene where they literally crucify VC POWs

>shooping the helmet onto the dog

Why couldn't they just put the helmet onto the dog during photography? What a waste of money. WTF I hate dogs and helmets now.

>The opening scene where the family that adopted him watches him move his legs while sleeping
>"Aww, wonder what the little guy is dreaming about"
>Immediately jumps into his flashback of running through his friends' corpses

Talk about 0 to 60.

>that scene where connor eats his dead buddies to survive while stranded
How the fuck did they get away with it?

that scene where they torch the village and destroy all their food and livestock was pretty visceral

I remember in the director's cut there was a scene where then Private Connor held a cat down on a table, proceded to rape the poor thing, then bursting into tears crying out for momma after climax
man shit was hard

>That scene where Army Dog raids a Vietnamese village and demands to know who's a good boy.

>the scene where he kneecapped that POW and forced his own dog shit down the POWs throat
I wasn't even watching the director's cut

>when Woofus is bleeding out and Lucky gives him the last Milkbone

>complaining about things not being funny
>on neo Sup Forums

>Animals were harmed in the making of this film.

I had to do a doubletake when I first read that. Why even put it in the credits?

Goddamn I haven't laughed this hard in months

>that scene when army dog uses napalm against innocent civilians just for fun
Yikes

...

It was pretty good I guess, but did it have to be so crushing and miserable? I really wasn't expecting it to be about the dog dealing with PTSD and depression the whole time after arriving back from a tour. The arc in the second act where he gets his new prosthetic legs and learns to go on walkies again is pretty inspiring, but the whole wife and kids leaving subplot was just too bleak for me. It felt like 90% of the third act was just him staring at her old chew toys with Simon and Garfunkel playing in the background.

His suicide at the end put it all over the top for me though. It was pretty ruff.

What did you guys think of the racism against black labs?

I get the feeling that they were trying to be subtle during the first act, with Connor just getting a little easy, but that just went out the window during act 2 when he was calling even the german shepherds niggers

>alright army dog, what can you see?
>WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF fucking chink snipers in the trees WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

wow, army dog didn't hold back with his lines

>That scene where Private Conner realizes he's fighting a war to further international Jewery and goes full 14/88, has the kikes breed war now

It was like a reverse American History X. What were they trying to say? It explains what happened to his career at least

Don't tell me they are actually breeding these fucked-up spine dogs now

In 2078 dogs will be invertebrates

I want to feel sad.

Does anyone have the webms of that white dog that has this fucked up spine shit?

>What was the war like Army Dog?
>Ruff

Who wrote this shit?

>that cameo with Marky Mark beating the shit out of captured Vietcong while Private Connor watches

I had nighmares