Fluffy thread

Fluffy thread

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Finally, been waiting for a new one

>Be me, Autismo Anonson, 23 years old, in a dead end minimum wage job and a crappy apartment in the city
>lifesucks.jpg
>Some days I contemplate jumping right out of my apartment building window, 5 floors down to the ground
>But I'd never really do it. Cowards way out, and I'm no coward.
>But still, life sucks. And it's lonely.
>One day, walking home from the goddamned McRonalds I work for, I spotted one of those vermin fluffies.
>I remember when they first popped up when I was like 19 they were a pretty big deal, and a major pain in the ass
>Nowadays, they're just as common as pigeons, and just as noticed.
>Not many people really care about feral fluffies anymore. Not unless they fuck up they're garden or impregnate they're own fluffies.
>No one cares about fluffies.
>No one cares about that specific fluffy.
>A dirty, wet and sad little runt of the Earth variety and a hideous neon green everything.
>Just looking at it is an affront to the eyes.
>But that day, some one did care
>I grabbed him by the scruff and lugged him up 6 flights of stairs.
>He whined the whole time, but life seemed to have battered him hard enough before I got to him that he was pretty subdued.
>When we got to the apartment, he finally spoke
>"Wan die"
>"Me too buddy"
>I opened the window, and dropped him out
>He didn't scream and didn't cry on the way down
>He hit the pavement hard. It looked painful.
>I posthumously named him "Reminder"
>A reminder that suicide is fucking stupid
>I went to bed, and that was that.

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Op here, that was great, got more like this?

Not on hand. I could dig through the Fluffybooru, but that might take a bit

More hugbox

>be me
>hurr durr
>post birds cuz hurr durr.
>mommy said me that i the most beautifoul boy and i am so smart
>hurr
>i will live forever with mumma
>mummy always proud of meee
>the other day, mummy was criem alone in the kitchen. mummy looked at paper called due/tax but i dont know what is it.
>but momma so proud of me
>post birds erveri days everitiem
>durr
>mum so proud coz have internet friends
>i have no real friends coz other kids say i'm a monsta
>mommy so proud of me ima 35 year old.
>hurr durr

hisssssss

Well, that's mildly annoying

No

>be me
>hurr durr
>mumma said that i can only put picturz on my little pona
>hurr durr
>mom said i too Young to click this buton

Not today you fluff nigger faggots.

you got it babe.

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Fascinating, please do go on

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Stop

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Anyone have that greentext of a fluffy getting eaten by a snake?

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Weird. A lot more trolls than usual on this thread. Oh well.

>hurr durr
>banana hurr
>hurr durr birds

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Nigger

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lmao

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A loooot more trolls than usual. Oh well.

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Op here again, RIP thread?

be honest, this one is cool

That's actually kind of a neat-o image you got there

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Yeah, that door is pretty cool I guess

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last one
>hurr durr
>need biirddds
>hurr

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Nearly got quads there. Keep trying friend.

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Check em u nigger

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Congrats on the dubs, have a Fluffy

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Wheres chocobro?

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I don't chocoknow

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I'll do this all mctonight

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not a bro

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What you say nigger?

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Hey more dubs. Have another fluffy

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