/nzg/ - New Zealand General.
/nzg/ - New Zealand General
Ok
Anonnz edition
Whats the best way to get viagra out of the pharmacy? Do i just tell them my dick dont work, or do they need to hear certain key words?
just tell them the truth that you're a cuck and you cant get hard without the thought of your wife getting bred by a black bull
Why are IDs even gone?
Niggers
sup you fucking faggot
help me out here you niggers
i drink 2 bottles of whiskey a week, its not like im getting fucking drunk every night, just a couple after work you know? the gf keeps bitching about it, what do
If you drink 3 a week you will find you are far less worried about it
>help me out here you niggers
good tip familio but i was asking for high quality maori advice
You filthy niggers, go back to Zealand.
Also, Auckland reporting.
protip: kys
im trying faggot
Tell her to fuck off. If she doesn't like it she can leave you. You don't have to change for anyone but yourself.
I think your shit out of luck, as they only use the internet for the Tab, buy sell and trade groups on facebook, and porn.
Where in Auckland?
>maori advice
You should already know the answer is to knock her out then rape her
New Lynnish.
Sorry to break it to you, but two bottles of whisky (1.4 - 2 litres) a week drops you straight into alcoholic territory.
Get help.
Prescription only.
It didnt used to be. Some pharmacies could prescribe it themselves after an in house consult
it's been available over the counter since late 2014
oh fuck now she's monitoring me on /b
listen bitch i work a high stress job, if i wasnt burning plastic on liquor it'd be going towards counselling and anti-depressants
Just tell your doctor you're impotent. There's nothing more to it than that.
Someone want to send my ex a dick pic or twelve for me?
what's your job fag?
What's the name of this movie again?
Specially trained pharmacists with out prescription
This bitch gets beaten up for multiple reasons! Number 1 will SHOCK you!
1. SHE DIDNT COOK ME SOME FUCKING EGGS
I'm shocked,no bacon should have killed her.
Dunedin reporting.
Here goes 2 weeks of nothing but assignments and exams!
First assignment is to re-create the game "Space Invaders" using C# and Windows Forms. shall be a lot of fun.
Any chy nudes?
Where the cuck is chy and why is she so ugly?
i hope so my dude
So that a couple of 60 hour weeks? You can do it. I dont envy you the stress of the exams though
Wellington checking in.
Nah, i was over-exaggerating it. It's really not that bad lol. Will only spend ~3-4 hours a day on assignments if that will get them all done piece of piss.
Exams are the big stress, but even then not that bad. I'm pretty chilled out about it all.
yeh crackin into exam mode now. cannot fucking wait to make money and not be a poor student next year
what does that pic even mean
Its ya boi, Big D.
Protip:I have a small dick
Whos fuckin number is this: 0220195762
It's mine. Send me pics of your tiny dick please.
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Just sent one
anyone heard from that faggot that paid a thai trap to fuck him up the ass?
ty bbe
Wellington life bois
Nup, I assume he got murdered
Someone posted this on a thread earlier, said she likes black dick
honest question, do you consider yourself a loser?
i feel like most of the people on Sup Forums are. i'm pretty fucking certain i wouldn't hang out with any of you in real life, but it's kinda crackup here
thoughts?
that we got a slut on the loose
B+? She might be on the loose but she sure as shit isnt on the loose here
B+ stands for aids positive
No, Im acheiving my realistic goals to a certain extent. I might not always be happy but Im always winning most of my battles
Nah bro, I'm a fitizen. Get Mired a bunch by stacys. Fuck my female flatmate from time to time, she's pretty average though. I'm really waiting for that average looking chick that's an absolute freak in the sheets
kno im sayn
why average? don't rate yourself that highly?'achieving realistic goals to a certain extent' sound kinda shit tbh
Truckboy reporting. Evening lads.
Where's his ear? What did he do?
Nah I'm happy with where I'm headed. I come here to let off steam and talk about shit I might not wanna with ppl I know IRL. I'm sure I'd get along with most peeps here.
you seem like a loser
You've obviously never been to uni here cos that's the system they use now. She's from Wellington by the way
She's a good bitch and attractive, don't get me wrong. Shes just a shitty root.
Welcome to Australia.
All your friends are already here.
Apparently the aurora is going off tonight. Anyone in Otago or Southland able to confirm? Helps if you look south and aren't in a city.
The ones who go to Australia aren't our friends. They're Maoris.
Fuck off B8
where's the dunners weed ffs
The Aurora was going off last night, idk about tonight. I can't afford the gas to go have a look either.
Well i fuck my male flatmate from time to time and admire myself in the mirror. Top that.
By 'here' I meant here, on Sup Forums, not on /B+/
step up cunt I'll bottle you
yeah didn't wanna say it, wasn't sure if he was taking the piss or not.
hahaha it's not even dry mate
>oes 2 weeks of nothing but assignments and
What paper is this ?
House, car, mrs with a banging rack, good credit, good kids. Theres room for improvement for sure, but Im achieveing my realistic goals, and thats nothing to be sniffed at.
Whats more Im actually doing it instead of just dreaming it
Bachelor of IT
By the Asians of Auckland! You can't see my ID flag!!!!
then fucking give us the hook up
Windy city reporting in.
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Hold my beer
Not even shitting you here, I sometimes get up to "piss" and all i do is just go into the bathroom and lift up my shirt to check out my stomach and man tits, then i flush and leave.
Kiwi lies.
I know you're posting from OZ yourself.
well i fuck my best friend's brother all the time and i identify as a straight male
Bro. I have a fucking mirror in my room and stare at my fat stomach jiggle as I masturbate.
Get on my level.
>/nzg/ - New Zealand General
Fuck this Sup Forums style shit
It's not /nzg/
It's just a fucking NZ thread
Go die in a fire OP
Mate, your fucking sippy cup ain't made o glass. Sort it out.
It's finally summer time.
Mate
Mate
I Jack off till I'm about to cum, then lean over the edge of my bed with my head on the floor and cum in my own mouth.
well i've got news for you kiddo
I'll slap your shit in
americuck
More like you'll push it in with your dick. Faggot
got em
Nah. Down south mate. Winter's the only summer around here. True to form, it's the sunniest it's been all year.
>being this new
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Springs shit
Autumns shit
Summers sunny as fuck
Winters sunny as fuck.
I feel ya. Spring is the worst.
Summer's sometimes really sunny, but mostly cloudy. And winter's usually sunny but really damn cold.
Many people here from chch?
Not new. Just sick of this faggot shit.
lurk moar, faggot
Yeah, what a shame that this isn't another trap/facebookfap/loli thread. Sup Forums would be so fucking awesome if it wasn't for this one thread you don't have to click on
Gloucester St, Linwood
Just because you have been doing this faggotry for a year or so doesn't make it right
It's the moral equivalent.