/nzg/ - New Zealand General

/nzg/ - New Zealand General.

Ok

Anonnz edition

Whats the best way to get viagra out of the pharmacy? Do i just tell them my dick dont work, or do they need to hear certain key words?

just tell them the truth that you're a cuck and you cant get hard without the thought of your wife getting bred by a black bull

Why are IDs even gone?

Niggers

sup you fucking faggot
help me out here you niggers
i drink 2 bottles of whiskey a week, its not like im getting fucking drunk every night, just a couple after work you know? the gf keeps bitching about it, what do

If you drink 3 a week you will find you are far less worried about it

>help me out here you niggers
good tip familio but i was asking for high quality maori advice

You filthy niggers, go back to Zealand.

Also, Auckland reporting.

protip: kys

im trying faggot

Tell her to fuck off. If she doesn't like it she can leave you. You don't have to change for anyone but yourself.

I think your shit out of luck, as they only use the internet for the Tab, buy sell and trade groups on facebook, and porn.

Where in Auckland?

>maori advice

You should already know the answer is to knock her out then rape her

New Lynnish.

Sorry to break it to you, but two bottles of whisky (1.4 - 2 litres) a week drops you straight into alcoholic territory.
Get help.

Prescription only.

It didnt used to be. Some pharmacies could prescribe it themselves after an in house consult

it's been available over the counter since late 2014

oh fuck now she's monitoring me on /b
listen bitch i work a high stress job, if i wasnt burning plastic on liquor it'd be going towards counselling and anti-depressants

Just tell your doctor you're impotent. There's nothing more to it than that.

Someone want to send my ex a dick pic or twelve for me?

what's your job fag?

What's the name of this movie again?

Specially trained pharmacists with out prescription

This bitch gets beaten up for multiple reasons! Number 1 will SHOCK you!

1. SHE DIDNT COOK ME SOME FUCKING EGGS

I'm shocked,no bacon should have killed her.

Dunedin reporting.

Here goes 2 weeks of nothing but assignments and exams!

First assignment is to re-create the game "Space Invaders" using C# and Windows Forms. shall be a lot of fun.

Any chy nudes?

Where the cuck is chy and why is she so ugly?

i hope so my dude

So that a couple of 60 hour weeks? You can do it. I dont envy you the stress of the exams though

Wellington checking in.

Nah, i was over-exaggerating it. It's really not that bad lol. Will only spend ~3-4 hours a day on assignments if that will get them all done piece of piss.

Exams are the big stress, but even then not that bad. I'm pretty chilled out about it all.

yeh crackin into exam mode now. cannot fucking wait to make money and not be a poor student next year

what does that pic even mean

Its ya boi, Big D.
Protip:I have a small dick

Whos fuckin number is this: 0220195762

It's mine. Send me pics of your tiny dick please.

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Just sent one

anyone heard from that faggot that paid a thai trap to fuck him up the ass?

ty bbe

Wellington life bois

Nup, I assume he got murdered

Someone posted this on a thread earlier, said she likes black dick

honest question, do you consider yourself a loser?

i feel like most of the people on Sup Forums are. i'm pretty fucking certain i wouldn't hang out with any of you in real life, but it's kinda crackup here

thoughts?

that we got a slut on the loose

B+? She might be on the loose but she sure as shit isnt on the loose here

B+ stands for aids positive

No, Im acheiving my realistic goals to a certain extent. I might not always be happy but Im always winning most of my battles

Nah bro, I'm a fitizen. Get Mired a bunch by stacys. Fuck my female flatmate from time to time, she's pretty average though. I'm really waiting for that average looking chick that's an absolute freak in the sheets

kno im sayn

why average? don't rate yourself that highly?'achieving realistic goals to a certain extent' sound kinda shit tbh

Truckboy reporting. Evening lads.

Where's his ear? What did he do?

Nah I'm happy with where I'm headed. I come here to let off steam and talk about shit I might not wanna with ppl I know IRL. I'm sure I'd get along with most peeps here.

you seem like a loser

You've obviously never been to uni here cos that's the system they use now. She's from Wellington by the way

She's a good bitch and attractive, don't get me wrong. Shes just a shitty root.

Welcome to Australia.

All your friends are already here.

Apparently the aurora is going off tonight. Anyone in Otago or Southland able to confirm? Helps if you look south and aren't in a city.

The ones who go to Australia aren't our friends. They're Maoris.

Fuck off B8

where's the dunners weed ffs

The Aurora was going off last night, idk about tonight. I can't afford the gas to go have a look either.

Well i fuck my male flatmate from time to time and admire myself in the mirror. Top that.

By 'here' I meant here, on Sup Forums, not on /B+/

step up cunt I'll bottle you

yeah didn't wanna say it, wasn't sure if he was taking the piss or not.
hahaha it's not even dry mate

>oes 2 weeks of nothing but assignments and
What paper is this ?

House, car, mrs with a banging rack, good credit, good kids. Theres room for improvement for sure, but Im achieveing my realistic goals, and thats nothing to be sniffed at.

Whats more Im actually doing it instead of just dreaming it

Bachelor of IT

By the Asians of Auckland! You can't see my ID flag!!!!

then fucking give us the hook up

Windy city reporting in.

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Hold my beer

Not even shitting you here, I sometimes get up to "piss" and all i do is just go into the bathroom and lift up my shirt to check out my stomach and man tits, then i flush and leave.

Kiwi lies.

I know you're posting from OZ yourself.

well i fuck my best friend's brother all the time and i identify as a straight male

Bro. I have a fucking mirror in my room and stare at my fat stomach jiggle as I masturbate.

Get on my level.

>/nzg/ - New Zealand General

Fuck this Sup Forums style shit
It's not /nzg/
It's just a fucking NZ thread
Go die in a fire OP

Mate, your fucking sippy cup ain't made o glass. Sort it out.

It's finally summer time.

Mate

Mate

I Jack off till I'm about to cum, then lean over the edge of my bed with my head on the floor and cum in my own mouth.

well i've got news for you kiddo

I'll slap your shit in

americuck

More like you'll push it in with your dick. Faggot

got em

Nah. Down south mate. Winter's the only summer around here. True to form, it's the sunniest it's been all year.

>being this new

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Springs shit

Autumns shit

Summers sunny as fuck

Winters sunny as fuck.

I feel ya. Spring is the worst.
Summer's sometimes really sunny, but mostly cloudy. And winter's usually sunny but really damn cold.

Many people here from chch?

Not new. Just sick of this faggot shit.

lurk moar, faggot

Yeah, what a shame that this isn't another trap/facebookfap/loli thread. Sup Forums would be so fucking awesome if it wasn't for this one thread you don't have to click on

Gloucester St, Linwood

Just because you have been doing this faggotry for a year or so doesn't make it right

It's the moral equivalent.