How do i seduce a woman?

How do i seduce a woman?

Keep doing that.

Sploosh.

Jesus.

Become attractive or get money

power status money or roofies

chloroform

Go for the fuglies.

why has nobody suggested rape?

money is the best way

having a copious amount of strong substances is another way

showing confidence & and being able to make her laugh is easily the best way. doesn't matter if you're 2/10 ugly. she'll still succ ya toes or sumthin

Rape????? you mean A Struggle Snuggle??

>showing confidence & and being able to make her laugh is easily the best way. doesn't matter if you're 2/10 ugly.

›seduce

Dick out at all times

this made me smile

You're making me wet already OP

even fluffy gets laid my dude. patton oswalt gets pussy. u think those guys look like chad in the picture? i dont fucking think so

Hey kike
His name is Gabriel Iglesias you sound like a normie Chad dad saying fluffy

you don't seduce anyone they either think you're sexy enough to let themselves be taken along for the ride or you're not. The whole pick up artist thing does not work anymore women feel to full of with a false sense empowerment and worth.

You have to put a dog collar around her neck quickly and proceed to force a plug into her anus. The feeling of finally being a male's property will domesticate her. Happiness on a female only comes after learning she's nothing without her male counterpart.

kike

What if woman rejects me?

I'm desperate for replies guys! There's a 10/10 girl outside my parents house.

Bump

It looks like she's waiting for bus HURRY!

QUICK I THINK SHES ABOUT TOO LEAVE!

Think like a woman. Feel like a woman. Do what a woman wants.

No one is past paying for a damn fine experience with sex.

oK IM GOING OUT

just tell here your Ferrari is red, your Lamborghini is yellow, your Bugatti is blacker than your Maserati and your only non-Italian car is a Mazda RX8 because you happen to love Wankel engines as well.

She looked at me! She acknowledged me! I think it's working.

now ask her if she prefers your 1800sqft condo or your freshly built villa

The bus is here. I'm getting on.

I'm sitting behind her

We're getting off the bus. I'm going to ask her out.

I got mazed. Friendzoned again.