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Wtf thread
Ryan Edwards
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Samuel Lewis
water bear
Gavin Sanchez
tardigrade
Luke Mitchell
This is not wtf, this is actually the strongest animal on earth, a tardigrade
Samuel Moore
But how strong is he? How many ants strong?
Lincoln Carter
Yeah but fucking why tho it's got a clitpenis for a face
Xavier Lopez
Look at its little hands awww
Jeremiah Long
Explain pls
Adrian White
Just so it can swim around going NOOT at things
Carter Martinez
if ant was this big
Brandon Lee
They can withstand temperature ranges from 1K (−458°F; −272°C) (close to absolute zero) to about 420K (300°F; 150°C)for several minutes, pressures about six times greater than those found in the deepest ocean trenches, ionizing radiation at doses hundreds of times higher than the lethal dose for a human, and the vacuum of outer space
Robert Anderson
Kek
'noot' will now be it's file name
Charles Bennett
So this is what happens to circumcised foreskin
John Russell
That's pretty cool tbh
James Murphy
Yes the Jews regenerates itself from foreskin looks in early stages
Benjamin Brown
They don't have sex, they female sheds her entire outer layer and poops a few eggs into the discarded shed, then a dude comes along and jizzes on it and they both go away happy and free. It's a good life
Christian Ortiz
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Juan Gonzalez
That thing is the largest animal on Earth? And it flies???
Jackson Brown
I'm not big on the science, but doesn't being smaller help with that kind of stuff?
Landon Parker
no
Carson Sullivan
Yeah.
And it does that by drying itself up until there's nothing but a dried up carcass of itself, barely even properly alive.
It's basically an animal that can become a temporary spore, or a very small raisin version of itself.
William Gonzalez
The first part sounds like my Dick when I'm on coke
Jordan Jenkins
This is what I don't get about evolution, shouldn't the life forms after that improved on all of that? When did not regrowing limbs or not being able to withstand temperatures/radiation become an advantage?
Jason Collins
Just because a creature can do something doesn't mean it's a useful expenditure of energy and to the species, especially as it gets bigger. These things have about 40,000 cells, we have over 37 trillion :P that said, we do regenerate fantastically for beings of our size
Connor Martin
It's all too much
Jose Brown
Evolution is not a linear process as people believe. Just because something comes 'after' doesn't mean it is de facto superior to what came 'before'.
Ian Thomas
But blacks came before whites and the whites are far more advanced than tree people
Camden Green