/nfl/ general: Future Broncos head coach edition

TEN:CPOY candidate Murray rushes for 1,287 yards
NE:Edelman rips Fins, finishes with 98 catches
HOU:O'Brien coy on playoff starter at quarterback
MIN:Rudolph hangs 11-117-1 line in Week 17 finale
MIA:Jay Ajayi held to 79 yards, goes for X-rays
ARZ:David Johnson carted off with gruesome injury
CAR:Kelvin Benjamin ends season on high note
DEN:Manny Sanders exits Week 17 with foot injury
IND:T.Y. Hilton posts career-high 1,448 yards
IND:33-year-old Gore finishes with 1,025 yards
CHI:Howard sets Bears' new rookie rushing record
HOU:Miller (ankle) expected to play next week
OAK: Raiders are still gay

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does anyone have a link to the discord?

Romo will go to the Bears

>matt mcgloin vs tom savage playoff game

Fucking sucks. Would've made money betting against the Toxins

Gates has tied the record for TDs by a TE.

>if xeatlel loses and packers win they get a nice 3rd seed to host the loins or skins rather than the giants

dont let me down keapnigger :

Press 'F' to pay respects.

>tfw nobody expected wins in Devner and Miami

if titans wouldve beat the jags and Mariota and Carr couldve avoided injury it couldve been Carr vs Mariota.

>costan rican nigger talking shit all week
feels so good for brady btfo his shit thread

The browns will rise from the ashes like a beautiful phoenix. We will stack up on defensive talent this draft, anchored by Garrett/Allen. Next season will have great strides towards excellence. 2 years from now we will be competing for a playoff spot

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can we all agree that the patriots were the biggest schedule babies this season?

13rd for chiefs super bowl champions of 2017

>nobody expected wins in Miami

yes people did
Miami is not a good team

I heard McGloin is kill. Lookin' like a Savage/Osweiler vs. Cook game.

>Savage somehow got concussion on QB sneak (was cleared and came out to kneel out first half, then was sidelined for second half) and apparently BOB isn't committing to a starter for next week, AGAIN

Pretty sure the Cowboys had the easiest schedule

They are almost every year.

Ayyy

Theres a cycle much like the vikings

Every team is easy when you're elite

lol no

Enjoy that Gints defense shoving its cock down Rodgers' throat

and when you have to play the dolphins, jets, and bills twice a year.

>raiders went from contenders to pretenders in the span of two weeks
it just wasn't meant to be

That Raiders punter is pretty good so far.

>Star QB breaks his fuckin leg
Not sure what you expected senpai

one of the Patriots two losses this season was to an AFC East team

>BRONCOS HAVE NOTHING TO PLAY FOR
>RAIDERS RUN GAME WILL GOUGE THE DENVER D
>MCGLOIN WILL LIGHT IT UP

5-1 in divisional games
9-1 outside of divisional games

Phins are in the offs this year too

That picture exactly sums up this season for me. Texans fans went on a "Bataan Death March" of a year watching Brock do an historically bad job at QB. It's been three fucking years and we've been through 9 QB's

When's it gonna end? I literally prayed for no overtime today because I don't want to see anymore Texans football. I'm exhausted from watching this inept, stagnant version of the game. Every week it's like watching Army's offense come out and play against an NFL defense.

Just let the playoff game end quickly. Please?

>win division all the time
>scheduling rules dictate some games are division winners play each other
>guaranteed to face some of the previous seasons divion winners
>schedule babbies
alright

Our MVP QB broke his fucking leg. Need an more proof that Carr is the MVP of the league now?

they were in the denial phase

>every team the patriots play is "not a good team"

They should just not play the NFL season next year. Bears are guarenteed to win the Owl. Even their players said so.

Nope. Many have already disproved this

this can be your's, for the mere price of 1st and 4th rounder

>When's it gonna end?
Hint: If you go through 9 QBs, it's probably not the QBs that are the problem

>b-but he play bad!
your HC is a retard who thinks he's Belichick and I'm not sure you fags even have a QB coach

says the fan of a team that's fighting for a playoff position while Miami already has one

sam bradford set the record for completion percentage in a season.

the browns should trade a first rounder for him

could someone link the nfl general discord please?

>your's
Learn how apostrophes work retard

I dont think they'll get that price but id gladly give up a late first early 2nd for him.

>im going to compliment a rival to make my team look even better
faggot
>Patriots have had the leagues easiest schedule with Miami in 2nd according to strength of schedule
hmm...

lel we all know how the phins season will end
the Packers are actually hot af and can contend

>Packers
>contenders
were's snake when you need him?

You forgot to end your sentence with a period moron.

>Only 4 postseson teams
>One is the Texans
>Two wins were against backup QBs,
>Lost to an inconsistent Seahawks at home.

Matt Ryan putting the final touches on his mvp season

>live in Jacksonville
>not expecting a team
>gets a team
>team plays well first 5 years
>Titans curse team in '99 and team ends up being a dumpster fire for the rest of eternity
>suddenly every sports writer shits on city because of team
Why does being a Jag fan suck so much?

>NE plays three of the five AFC playoff teams
>t-those games don't count! s-schedule babbies!

>norman not ejected
lu~cky


your uniforms used to be really pretty before the most recent update

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>looking at strength of schedule rankings AFTER the end of the season
What are you, retarded?

>Raidniggers hyping themselves up the entire week
>constantly shitposting against the Chefs as usual
>once again they fall flat on their fucking faces

Priceless

If Brady gets MVP over Carr despite the Patriots playing fine without him can we finally admit that MVP is a meme award?

>Murray
>comeback player of the year

Didn't know you could come back from a bad attitude

>meme images
>miami
>Landry Jones steelers
>toxins

congratulations!

nice argument

>afcfags think they have a horse in the MVP race

>shutout by the bills
>playing fine without him
of course its an anime poster. will we ever see anime-frog posters?

>Packerfags think Eli won't BTFO them again

Why does everyone think the success of this guy is just his offensive line and nothing else?

>by far the highest number of carries in the entire league and handles it without issue, meaning he's durable as fuck
>probably the best backfield pass blocker in the NFL
>McFadden and Morris are averaging 3.8 and 3.5 yard per carry behind THE SAME LINE while Zeke averages 5.1
>Cowboys average 40 more yards rushing than they did last year with THE SAME LINE
>Zeke leads the league in yards after contact, by far
>has likely the best vision in the NFL and statistically hits the correct hole in 95% of time
>has the 3rd best season of all rookies in NFL history, and that's with sitting out his last game and being benched for the 2nd half in the previous one

tl;dr everything considered, this man is a generational talent. Linemen obviously help a lot, but people who say "lol it's just the OL bro" are casuals and literal retards.

Happy as fuck Romo will now get traded for a higher value.

Gonna get a first rounder for that choking faggot.

>ignoring the other 3 wins
>only lose when starting an injured, 3rd string rookie

brady by almost any definition cannot be mvp

lol smeth threw a pick-6

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It was tipped hard at the line, but yeah good pick

Because they had a top tier running game last year despite having a ham sandwich roundabout at qb. My grandmother could be a 1000 yard back behind that line

>pandelerium
seriously this guy
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This

Great day today.

I knew Romo would come out throwing deep balls, such a predictable faggot.

Almost got intercepted but once again got lucky then threw a TD.

Teams are going to be lighting up Jerry's phone throwing picks at him.

Poor Sanchez will never recover.

I thought he might do well as a backup but this just proves he'll never be as good as his first year.

ah yes. they beat the texans and dolphins. truly some great teams

and they should have lost to the cardinals if not for "special" teams

he wasn't that good his rookie year either. Definition of a defense babby

>a 1000 yard back
1000 yard backs are pedestrian compared to Zeke. Do you realize the difference between Zeke and 1000 yard back is the same as between a 1000 yard back and a 350 yard back?

>your HC is a retard who thinks he's Belichick and I'm not sure you fags even have a QB coach

Different Toxinsfag here. I'm under no delusions that BOB and Godsey aren't bad coaches. The whole organization is rotten, and it starts at the top with McNair. McNair is a nice guy and a decent businessman (in terms of marketing the team), but he's too soft as the owner of an NFL franchise. He and Rick Smith are best buds, so Smith isn't going anywhere for a while (fuck me in the ass).

Also the QBs HAVE been trash. Their ineptitude is simply compounded by other problems on offense, including the coaching.

tl;dr
The QBs have sucked, the O-line sucks, the RBs are poor --> average, the TEs are poor -->average, and the coaching makes me want to puke.

shoulda woulda coulda but didn't

>Cousins

>WHO CARES IT'S JUST THE BRONKEKS
>WE STILL HAVE OUR O-LINE AND RUN GAME
>FUCK OFF QUEEFS NO WAY ARE WE GONNA LOSE ENJOY YOUR WILD CARD

Where are the Raidniggers now?

Dallas without Zeke: 118 ypc
Dallas with Zeke: 155 yps

theres more to a team and game than win-los. just look at the lions or vikings

>just look at the lions or vikings

depression?

reminder that the last time Dak had 3+ weeks to prepare for a game he got BTFO by Georgia Tech

Who /top10pick/ here?

Top 10 and Top 20 ahoy

Reminder that Dak never had Zeke in college and he's not even the best player on his team now.

Top 3 reporting in

Who /2top10picks/ here

get on our level

>Put Sanchez in

>immediately throws 2 picks including one on a simple screen pass

>Put Romo in
>immediately throws deep, almost intercepted on his first pass
>throws a TD

This is why I like Dak.
Doesn't get risky and throw deep balls for no reason, keeps up the drive, knows it's better to win TOP and feed Zeke. Makes the 3rd down conversions.

Well the Titans were on your level and then they got gud.

eagles have 7 wins
by my calculations that is around 15-10
panthers have pick 9
browns have 2nd overall? (havent had time to look at either record for browns or niners cant even be bothered with googling it)
and then they have a top 15 pick

Browns locked up the #1 pick

>Put Sanchez
>immediately throws 2 picks
that's actually an improvement for him

can I get a discord invite?

Panthers moved up to pick #8 today

This idea is absolutely retarded, but keep reading.

Could the Browns theoretically keep trading up first round picks until they get all 32 top picks?

tell me why dak is starting again?

Don't forget the 14 yard sack

at least it wasn't a buttfumble

Sanchez also scrambled like a retard near the Cowboys' goal line and had all the time in the world to throw it away but got sacked like a retard which lead to an Eagles TD.

They could, but it would never happen.

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13-3, 4 ints, however many rushing yards...