I think my son might be retarded :'( here is how it went >Take him to his first day of summer school since he didn't do so well last year >I get a phone call from the school midday >Guidance councilor tells me my son has been acting up and I need to get there right away >I show up and my son is sitting in a corner at the guidance councilor's office, they tell me to take a seat >They tell me that my son went on rants all day about cutting taxes for the rich, building a wall, christian persecution in america, and making america great again >He hands me a pamphlet about being the parent of a child with conservatism and how to cope >The face when you learn your child will never contribute anything good to the world
Luke Johnson
"If you arent a socialist by 20 you have no heart, if you aren't a conservative by 30 you have no brain"
How old are you OP?
Jaxson Butler
you think this is a mother fucking joke? my son is going to have to ride the short bus everyday to school and go to special ed, its really sad :'(
its not funny to joke about mental retardation you know, and conservatism is one of the worst conditions one can have
Levi Torres
I fucking hate everyone in this thread.
Carson Harris
you made a typo, supposed to be "are", not "aren't"
Brody Hall
Are you still mad about losing to the greatest POTUS we've ever had?
Nicholas Brown
Bad news. Your son is autistic.
William Hill
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Blake Cooper
you mean the one who's wife won't even hold his hand let alone sleep in the same bed as him while he goes around the world alienating our allies, selling weapons to terrorists, and admiring jewish walls (he really wants one too)
Wyatt Taylor
Maybe he can develop a marketable skill like baking custom cakes for birthday parties of other autistic kids.
Kayden Turner
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Grayson Rivera
keep 'em coming
Jack Perez
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Bentley Fisher
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Cooper Walker
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Jack Gutierrez
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Luis Gomez
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Alexander Miller
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Brody Morgan
Yes, beginning with the fact I have actually like spoken 5 times to you or so.
Sebastian Green
Trump believes vaccines cause autism you know
Jayden Howard
Well...I don't what to tell you OP. You're the one to blame.
Zachary Parker
And I STILL feel like you never have, don't now, and will like me in the future. Tell your overaggressive boyfriend to shut it, cause he right about had it for now had it
