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>private gun ownership is keeping everyone safe
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but that did look like a gun
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anyone else think this is fucking stupid? wish there was some cock going in and out of that whore's mouth
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i want to punch that dumb whore in her retarded face
Sadly, everyone survived without major injury.
damn I miss the comfy olympics threads on Sup Forums
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>90,000 ft
>10,000m
what the fuck
Homosex here. Just so you guys know, this is not something easy to do because:
1) its a very thick object
2) its not smooth
3) he didnt use any lube
This means the guy has practiced a lot, he probably can insert objects much bigger than that.
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kek
Did he die?
probably has zero sensation in that thing
>what the fuck
1ft = 3 m
Is it just me that wants to see them stupid fucks fall of that thing with the gopro?
pls don't even
Right because there's no way he put lube up his ass before he sat on it
Well, the dumbshit shouldn't have jumped out his car, at night, holding something that fits in the hand comfortably, waving it at the police. Fucking dipshit had it coming
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kek you dont know shit dude. You only put a little bit of lube on the ass, most of it has to be in the object that is going in.
Is that Andy Sixx?
filename killed me
topfuckingkek
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>implying illegal gun ownership is any better
you don't fucking jump out of your car, especially holding something, when a cop stops behind you.
if u can just look at someone and look for an excuse ur no betterr than a murderer
but theyu have doulbe standards for cocksucking pigs
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>Homosex here. Just so you guys know, this is not something easy to do because:
>1) its a very thick object
>2) its not smooth
>3) he didnt use any lube
>This means the guy has practiced a lot, he probably can insert objects much bigger than that.
This does not look enjoyable.
I'll stick to weed, thanks.
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What the hell is happening here?
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well, i feel a little better about my life now.
HEY I GOT ANOTHER GOOD IDEA, LETS TAKE A BIKE LOCK AND SMASH PEOIPLE OVER THE HEAD WITH IT
Impressive. You only managed to get one out of three correct!
>yes. It is quite thick, but not very. Some training he has been doing.
>no. It is smooth as fuck. One curved ridge is all.
>Wrong. He's probably lubed his cheeks and insides thoroughly before heading out of his car or whatever.
Zuh?
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>holy shit, i've just been the victim of a train robbery!
He was at angle were gravity forced him to jolt out . You have to be older than 18 to post here user. Come back when you finished 8 grade physics
how
>What the hell is happening here?
holy shit
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the one taking it shouldn't be beat up?
>niggers
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What happened?
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I just... Why?
>how
You retard
>22
You aren't very bright are you. You don't get out of your car when pulled over, unless told to. You should not be holding something dark, at night, something slightly bigger than your hand. He was a dumbass and got fucked up because of it
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what does it hit to curve away like that? did the bullet hit his jaw?
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I fucking hate faggets but I can't blame them women are dogs.
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Thanks for your expert knowledge. ha ha.
lol that prop aircraft is not at 90000 feet
SAUCE NAO
Go find a dick and heal yourself fag
Uh im stupid ionly look ateveryone like their goingto kill me and goabout everywhere in day like this
and we NEED this type of mental disorder
i think you're a disgusting horny 15 year old.
This one always gets to me. Imagine. Chained to a fence, you know it's over. You look up. Expecting the fire, water, or whatever horrible torture method. You see the kid. This kid that is too young to understand what he's doing. He's going to be the end of you.
>Buster Keaton movie
i'm way ahead of ya
Is that a spider?
If you're too fucking dense to understand that you do exactly what the officer says and nothing more, than you deserve to get fucking shot. Just like if you're a fucking piece of shit nigger and you're RUNNING from the cops, then get fucking shot in the back.
Don't be stupid and don't break the law. Also, just don't be black. World would be better off without you anyways.
the ballpit is what gets me.
i mean, a ballpit.
you remember the play place/ play scape at bk and mc d's, growing up?
fuck
I can hear the Yakety Sax in my head
Haha you think they are at 90,000 feet with no pressurized cabin? lol they would be dead.
Nah, people like this are fucking retarded. No one cares that you climbed up there cause you're a dumb shit that has nothing better to do and no other accomplishments to be proud of.
stupid bitch
Your dad was using the bathroom the wrong way.
yes
did the cocksucking cops have a cocksucking warrant and say so to him, or where they just pulling a person over for nothing
YOU LITTLE FFUCKIGN PIECE OF SHIT SHOULD BE HUNTD DOWN AND SHOT FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
he got out UNAWARE OF SHIT
noone says we got a warrant ur underarrest
they weredoing a pullover
withguns drawn
who cares what the faggots said
he also never looked like he everknew anythign wascoming
SO YOUR AS FUCKING MURDERER GO TOHELL FAGGOT
anyone can dowhat you do, get a gun , put on a clown uniform, and get ashiny piece of metal u call a badge
FAGGOT
being an untalented trash MURDERER u are, your happy you got ur stupid job someonewillGIVE TO YOU and so you act like this. FUCK YOU FAG
ur overthinking it fag, its fake
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t. youtube researcher
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i like the face of the girl on the right
makes me wanna make her cum
hes german isnt he
Needs Benny hill theme music
thanks for the sweaty palms
worry not their predilection towards violence being prepardoned and justified in almost every instance will be their inevitable downfall when their means are revisited upon them
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
DESIGNATED
exactly