Spend hundreds of thousands of years evolving body hair

>Spend hundreds of thousands of years evolving body hair
>Except for a few fetishists, people universally find people without it more attractive

So, if people prefer to mate with people who don't have hair, why do we have it?

Surely women who have leg hair, or men with back hair would have been naturally selected out of the gene pool by now.

Checkmate atheists.

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no one cared about body hair until like 20-30 years ago

>hair develops at 20+

>breeding happens at 15 - 20

OP failed high school genetics and human history.

>Except for a few fetishists, people universally find people without it more attractive

No, men shaving their legs and arms and overly grooming their facial and head hair is degenerate.

>>hair develops at 20+

Late bloomer much? Try 13.

availability; some cultures dont have the option

foresight; many cultures fuck before hair completely takes over their bodies

finally, it is happening. in white countries.

You've got it backwards, humans have been gradually evolving less body hair.

People don't know what they want and every preference doesn't have to be met for people to mate.

Evolution ain't perfect. We don't have to appreciate want to keep everything we have because of it.

I'm sure those men have their sex appeal to you in mind when they do it.

Gay men might like bears, but women don't.

Try again.

>Except for a few fetishists, people universally find people without it more attractive

Women like it when men have hairy chests

It's relatively modern.

Also, a lot of men ARE hairless pansies.

I don't mind hair on a woman as long as it is SHORT AND TRIM. Letting it grow into an actual fucking bush is disgusting.

70's porn was a mistake.

It's the Jews' fault.

In all porn from the beginning of time to 20 years ago, the women had pubes, so I think that you're the fetishist, user

Do women like people with a carpet on their back? A neckbeard? An afro on their penis?

Face it, you're BTFO.

women like hair on men like they like machines, industry, economics etc. their lives depend on it evolutionarily, they just dont understand that

Every woman I have ever fucked ended up liking my body hair even after initially saying they didn't.

It's a tertiary sexual characteristic, try as they might they are inclined to like it.

>evolution is a lie
Fixed it for you

>>breeding happens at 15 - 20
not for men

Spoken like a true virgin. Every girl i have ever been with liked hair.

I have almost no hair on my torso. I have just a tiny, sparse patch on my chest, and it's barely noticeable. I'm pretty envious of the guys who get that sweet V of hair.

Except it almost invariably comes with back hair and an insane amount of ass hair. So I guess In exchange for not having to groom it, I just get to look boyish forever. Luckily there's women out there that dig it.

Still, I know, deep down, something is missing. ( . _.)

As long as it is maintained it can be quite beautiful; cept leg hair, smooth legs are sexy as hell.

rotten teeth were the norm in adults until about 100 years ago. why do we suddenly prefer to kiss someone with good dental hygiene, then?

>hair develops at 20+
it was 10 for me

>ass hair.

That's another thing.

You really expect me to believe that humans evolved to have copious amounts of shit caked to their ass all the time? Any species so dumb would have been wiped out by disease long ago.

Modern farm animals are like that, and we need to treat them for disease and infection constantly because flies infect their assess with maggots.

Do atheists really think humans just had shit caked, fly covered asses until the bidet was invented?

something about the Mediterranean causes body hair

I still don't know what it is.

Halitosis isn't genetic. Body hair is.

Try again.

>have only a tiny patch of chest hair
>legs hairy as fuck
>that feelerino

hair in crack promotes airflow that keeps fungus and bacteria from growing. shaving asshair fosters swampass

Men without body hair look weird as fuck.

t. straight male

A lot of girls don't mind chest hair but that guys going full cave man, nobody wants that

I think being covered in shit because you're a caveman without toilet paper would lead to a swampier ass.

Women give a shit about body hair?

>Do women like people with a carpet on their back?
Men rarely get back hair before they hit 40, after breeding occurs.

It stopped being popular in the 1990s.
Suddenly, everywhere you looked, people were hairless. Magazines only showed hairless, pre-pubescent-looking people. Roughly the same time, models stopped looking so white. More and more non-white models, models that look more male than female, pre-pubescent, etc. You can't push androgyny as an ideal unless you remove body hair. Also, masculinity = hair, so, if you want to immasculate people, you can't show hairy men. You need to show men without hair, men who look like boys, men who look like women.
>people who look like someone chemically stopped their puberty with hormone treatments
Then, about a decade later, after at least one or two generations have reached adulthood with those preferences conditioned psychologically, you can go further. You can actually give children hormones to stop their puberty. You can create incentives to take hormones, you can "normalize" the appearance of androgyny.

Not really interested in a conversation about evolution or anti-evolution, since not all races evolved to have much visible body hair. Mostly northern Europeans. Somehow, looking like a northern European, having white skin, actually looking strongly male or female, has been conditioned out of us. I'll let you imagine the reasons why this happened in the last 30 years.

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>hair happens at 20
I developed a full beard by 15, I had chest and secondary hair develop when I was 11. I also hit 6ft by 14. Seemed like a lot of other guys had this happen the same time as me. Some guys didn't. Maybe its hormones in the food, or chemical pollution. Maybe just genetics, since all the men in my family seemed the be the same.

Leaves work as toilet paper

Humans have been being born with less and less body hair every generation because our species evolved for warmer environments.
Also body hair has only been seen as unappealing for the last few decades.

>evolve
Sure thing buddy.

Every woman I've know likes a hairy man, they don't like this waxed twink-porn look that chavs go for. They want a real man.

don't forget how every female model became a spooky skeleton

Can confirm.. I have a hairy crack, shaved it once... Never again.

Preferring hairless pussy is the fetish. Children aren't fertile. Stop watching porn.

He's right, you know. You are obviously hairless, because if you had hair you would know that unless you're some sort of subhuman filth, you do not get shit stuck to your hair, and that shaving your ass hair does in fact foster swamp ass.

All this is is an impotent attempt to lash out at people who have more defined male characteristics.

Also

>had lots of body hair at the age of 13
>was always paranoid in P.E. (gym for the muricans)
>now i'm 26
>realize I should have been tearing into all those hairless faggots in the changing rooms

>all this talk just to avoid telling the truth
see Everything went to shit between 1945 and today and we all know who is responsible.

There is still hope for you men!

you're not very smart

animal asses are dirty not because theyre hairy, which they really aren't, but because they dont have ass cheeks to hide it from flies and shit. their asses are out in the open. hiding an asshole with asscheeks might keep it from bugs but even the tiniest shit particles can provide a home for dangerous anaerobic bacteria. thats why you need aeration

But women don't mind hair.
Men are the ones that typically make fun of guys for having too much hair. Women like a little animal in their man.

Body hair is unhygienic and unnecessary.

Last time I fucked a girl she was grabbing fistfuls of my chest hair and riding me like I was a bucking bronco.

It was pretty painful but she had fun I guess.

I have a lot of hair and don't feel ashamed about it. I'm white and I've had a lot of hair since puberty, and I only keep getting hairier.

Haven't shaved anything in about seven years, and prior to that I had only trimmed my beard.

Emphasis on "little". I was speaking to a turkroachette one time who was telling me that turkroaches were disgusting because they were like walking rugs/chewbacca.

If you squatted like man was made to do instead of sat on toilet you would barely have to wipe and would get less cancer.

testosterone

Go back to /r9k/

>>hair develops at 20+

more like at most 14

you say that, but chicks with trimmed pits smell better, sweat less and dont form any of that cakey cheese you see shaved chicks with.

i aint ever going back. shaved pits are fuckign gross.

That caked cheese is deodorant probably.

>tfw when you have thick black hair everywhere on your body but cant even grow a fucking bared

it is.

gross either way. ive also seen dirt and lint fill those crevices.

then when the stubble comes in, its grosser than it was before, until its about a half inch.

ive thought about it alot.

theres also something insanely unnattractive about a chick not being comfortable with her body growing hair.

I'm 23 years old and I didn't have any body or facial hair whatsoever, except pubes and unnoticeable hair on legs and arms.

Better than being bald at the top of your head.

every race even asians have some form of body hair
only nigs and abos dont have body hair
so
no bodyhair= nigger jeans

Careful, you might get a few Brit posters arrested for visiting hate speech websites.

and thats why body hair isnt as reviled on men

Humidity and Sunlight?

>you wouldn't rattle that bag of bones

skellies are hot

Up until recently I was pretty insecure about my chest and back hair. Always felt under pressure because I don't fullfil those stupid norms the Jewish media tries to push on the public. Then I suddenly began to score a few times and guess what: they girls I banged loved it.
Insecurity gone.
t.bear

Women shave to be smooth because some men like it.

Then they get it in their heads that they look like a she-wolf if they don't do it, because other women give them shit about it.

If it's clean and wet, that's really all I need.

>People with meat just can't compete

i always wonder if i have some greek heritage, i even have hair on my shoulders. but yeah baldness is nothing that will ever bother me.

Stupid thinking. You survive because you have SOME trait that is desirable.

Maybe its sex drive. Maybe its that you're tall. Maybe its that you're intelligent. Maybe its because you have a massive cock.

So you could have undesirable traits in other areas but desirable ones in one area that compensates for your lack in that area.

Additionally, hair is a general sign of higher testosterone, its why men (within a certain population) have more hair than women.

probably reminded her of dirty muhammed and the gang when she got caught walking home alone that one night

cuck

It shouldn't be long. I fucking hate bushes.

This one girl I fucked was so fucking hairy that I had to basically pry her lips apart and my dick kept on getting tangled in her fucking jungle.

I'm surprised I managed to maintain an erection, honestly.

>then she tells me she doesn't wash her pussy because "it self cleans"

My gf couldn't imagine me without body hair. She loves playing with my chest hair when laying in bed.

I'm fairly hairless. I don't even shave, I use tweezers because I have like 20 hairs on my chin.
I proposed shaving my legs and my girlfriend said no. Supposedly, they're just about hairy enough.
So yeah, even when they choose hairless men, they'd rather their men have some hair. That's why it hasn't disappeared yet.

I'm hairy af, like Burt Reynolds circa 1973 hairy, and my gf loves it. She's a based Russian tho, not some degenerate American ho

this is an american thing
here and in most european countries men that shave are looked down upon like the gigantic faggots they are

...

With a girl like that, sex only happens in the shower.

Firstly this.

Secondly, men evolved to basically overcome being ugly. Do you look like shit? Well the woman is still going to get with you if you can kill a big deer and feed her with it, or in modern times, earn lots of money and give her potential children a stable upbringing.

I think part of the reason that men typically show more aptitude than women involves the fact that many of us do become ugly, and we have to think
1) How do we psychologically get over being ugly ducklings? This battle can be tough in itself, yielding better minds in the process
and
2) Now that we've accepted being ugly, how can we use our wits to gets the women?

Of course, sexy men don't have this problem.

How much did she cost?

>evolve ass hair
>it's only benefit is to muffle farts
>without modern sanitation, it leads to itchy, smelly asses everywhere

Why the fuck do we has ass hair?

>holding onto bones
ew

Few reasons
>puberty used to happen earlier, like literally age 17 and 18 during the 1800s
>body hair on men is actually considered attractive, you're just retarded
>women don't have body hair except on their vaginus and armpits
>if you look at porn before the 80s youll see that men actually liked hairy vajeenus

personally I think girls with thick eyebrows and just the TINIEST amount of visible body hair are hot as fuck

Like other anons have said, it provides aeration to stop bacteria from getting caught and stuck in our cracks and fucking our shit up.

Also, our natural shits wouldn't be the same consistency as the ones we produce now. They would most likely be more solid.

Finally, the natural position for humans to shit in is squatting. This limits any cheek and hair interference with your bunghole.

>yfw there's been a lot less brits lately

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>hair develops at 20+

No way did you start puberty at 20.

Yeah nigga you funny. I just live in a city with a lot of Russian immigrants.

Native Americans and East Asians aren't as hairy as Semites and Europeans.

My body hair is thin, light and sparse, but I can grow a decent Beaner mustache at least.

>hair on women
I'm gonna throw up.

>eyebrow fag

mah nigga.
The shaved-then-drawn look is absolutely heretical.

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Kekked, but he could just do what I do; trim, don't shave.

Shaving your pubes and other body hair doesn't change your genetic makeup, so having no body hair through removal has no effect on evolution. Males that generally have little to no body hair are usually deficient in testosterone and will be less appealing to women due to their feminine features, therefore hairy men, whether shaved or not, continue to reproduce.

Men like hairless chicks because it's an indicator of youth.

It's the elephant in the room. Pretty much all normal hetero men are attracted to pubescent girls (very little body hair) and would have mated with them given the chance in any society that allows it.

Pretty much everything women do in terms of cosmetics, fashion and grooming is to make them look younger and therefore more desirable.

Dudes are often more attractive with some scruff on them because it's actually better for them to look older because it's a sign of maturity and experience and therefore a better potential mate.

What male has a fucking bush on their inner thighs? Weird af

Yes, no, dealbreaker?

You would do well to avoid Liverpool

I trim. It still feels pretty unpleasant afterward, though.

>what is fashion

>women don't
You may be in for a rude awakening.