>Don't be a... TOMMY TEXTER
At least I'm not a Nelson Nosepicker
>Don't be a... TOMMY TEXTER
At least I'm not a Nelson Nosepicker
Freddy Fapper reporting in
>people in front of him irritated
how
fucking nosy cunts should be looking forward in the first place
Cologne Calvin coming to a seat right next to you
Lonely Larry comin in
Carl Cuck saying hi :)
Once I told my friend I was going to chuck his phone if I saw it light up one more time. He didn't believe me and as soon as I saw the light go off snatched it from him and spiked it on the ground.
He was mad as fuck but never thought I was bullshiting again
Gary Groper, reporting for booty.
sammy shooter
sharty sharlto coming to a seat near you
god NERVE was so boring i was on my phone most of the time. it was a bunch of teens they didn't give a fuck
RETARD RICKY REPORTING FOR BUTTER!!!
Armpit Andy here, i'm not sitting next to you but you'll smell me anyway.
loud laugh larry reporting in
Fidgety Fred and his Chair Kicking Kids coming to the seats right behind you
It would never, ever be a woman in one of these ads.
autism
>It would never, ever be a woman in one of these ads.
no there is one with a girl
shes the one that kicks the chair in front of her
Sally the Kicker or something
hungry hector and his fat family reporting in, we snuck in weird food wrapped in tinfoil you'll be hearing us eat and smelling our food through most of the movie.
I think you mean Greta Gusher. She's the one that gets her period halfway through the movie and gets mad at her husband for not reminding her to make sure she had a spare tampon.
simply epic my friend
c-can I have some
poorfag peter reporting in
>loud ass intro to the movie
>fat fucks wait until the quietest part of the movie to open their bag of chips
bored brian here, my friends dragged me along and i'm gonna get up repeatedly to have a cigarette, get food, stretch my legs, take a piss, etc... and every time i come back i'm gonna ask what's going on in the movie.
>Coke can opening.wav
i don't have enough sorry.
Homie should have listened
Rachel Ripper here
lol I have only done that in the Martian, when my girlfriend's retarded work friends insisted that be the movie we see as a group.
Ended up smoking nearly half a pack during that movie.
It's always the stupid chinese girls in the cinemas cause they don't fucking understand English. Get the fuck out of the cinema if you don't understand fucking English you stupid asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poor little leaf.
Sneaky Splurter here
...
lol fug that's an adrenaline rush and a half. Does she turn around and realize what happened? Do they do combat?
So much tension.
>yfw she knows
isnt this a form of sexual assault
Crunchy Chris here and proudly eating these wheaties
Would somebody actually do that? Just go on the internet and post videos of crimes?
WOOORLDSTAAAAAAAAAAR
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