On a hike

> On a hike
> See this
> What do?

Call the police and report a murder

>save life

>be a hero

>die that way (as a hero)

find the breathing tube and fart as hard as i can into it.
then slightly tickle her bumhole with my tongue, as if to encourage reciprocation. in short, BRAP

>pick two flowers, put one in each hole

/thread

untie her, take her home and give her a bath and some clothes while the eggs are cooking.

Can't let good protein go to waste.

call the murder and report a police

Write "lolkek" on her ass.

Report a call and murder the police

fuck her till maggots fall out of her pussy

All the eggs

Park your cycle there...

>Do a 360
>Walk away

Call the police

I would take one look, do a 360, and walk right around and ... where the heck am I? Oh god I have no idea how to read the compass. Why am I even HIKING?!

She has to eat all of the eggs

police a call and murder the report

roll on a condor
do a 360 and walk away

Check my map because I'm probably walking in circles

Fuck her in the ass and pussy until I'm all out of cum obviously.

Police the call and murder a report.

Finally, someone to talk to!

>360

Run, it's bait for some kind of trap.

>see this
>what do?

Underrated and wholesome post

Call the fire department while I'm balls deep

Say "Go home, mom, you're drunk."

I'd look for the obvious person watching and waiting to fuck my day up. She didn't get there by herself.

And the post below is trap for some kinda bait

turn 180° and moonwalk away

Grab my map because I'm clearly walking circles.

>nice rope

why would anyone waste their time doing some stupid shit like this

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Kek

Because rape fantasies are a thing.

Tell my dad that mom is up to her shenanigans again

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My job.

Call supervisor and preserve the crime scene.

Check my map because I'm clearly walking in circles

Damn, I am walking in circles again!

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/bread

depends is she still moving?
then I'd dig her out so she doesn't suffocate.

kick it like a football....

/bred

faith in humanity restored

There are breathing tubes hidden, they're not suffocating, how do you think they took the picture?

Move out of that Silent Hill ass town.

Kek

fucc

I would call the cops but I would not change the scene of the crime

Hahahaa

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Wait for the whore tree to grow, harvest the whores from the tree, enjoy life with my harem.

90% of men didnt see the fire in the background.
The other 10% are straight

ignore. i wouldn't mind other men being in her after that, but I totally mind a clean girl with tattoos. they're warning signs.

The murder call a police and report

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I would sit on her butt and fart into her anus.

And then dig her up, I guess.

100% of fags save the thumbnail

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Ask if alive

If yes
>fuck hard

If no
>fuck harder

stick a flag poll in there ass and hang kekistanie flag before calling the police & maybe check for a pulse

Sup Forums neckbeards on hikes? pfft this isnt a realstic question

>pic related

>newfag

Hikes are pretty fun pal

i hike (could be the exception to the rule though)

on Sup Forums:

>Dry fist her until shes loose
>fuck her pussy and ass until my dick is raw and bleeding
>Revisit the site every day for viagra fueled necrophilia.

IRL
>see if shes alive
>get the fuck out of there as fast as possible
>call the police

It sure is summer in here.

how does she breathe

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Croooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

Wait, how do they smell?

Murder the call and report the police

Samefag this hard

fuck my sides

call report police murder the and the

Dubs don't lie

SAUCE???