Tell stories about fapping in public or weird places

Tell stories about fapping in public or weird places


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I jacked off in the front row of my 7th grade math class (hand in pocket). Teacher had great legs and always wore skirts. I did cum, and I'm 70% sure she knew i was doing it.

I had a system where I jerked off by rubbing my cock through my pants in literally every class I had from 9th to 12th grade. Would always get seats in the back preferably behind hot girls and go to town during tests or when the teacher put on a movie. Never got caught but I've always been paranoid that somebody noticed and never said anything.

I once fapped in the sea while lookong at topless girls on the beach

Got caught jerking off in a bathroom yesterday while on vacation with my family

Not quite the same as thread, but got a handjob in bed from my Gf's cousin. Was in the middle, gf on the left, cousin on the right. One of those times where your heart is pounding so hard you're sure everyone around can hear it.

That, along with her spitting on her hand sounded super loud, I was worried she was rocking the bed/moving the sheet too much, etc. GF never woke up though.

Used to pretend to nap under a blanket on family vacations while my little sister (5 years younger) was legit asleep. Parents in front seats, nobody in middle seats, kids in the two back seats of the minivan.

Once I was sure she was out, I would wipe up her drool to jack off with, pull her shirt up some and feel up her little nipples, rub her asscheeks if she was laying on her side in shorts, etc. When I started I didn't cum yet, later in life I just came in my hand and wiped it on one of my socks. Pretty sure nobody has any idea, including sis.

i was in a military special operations assessment and selection course, and one leg of the assessment was in an urban environment so we spent a week in a major city running around doing things. I had some time before my next hard time, so I decided to take a nap on the patio of an abandoned restaurant. Patio was about 25 feet from the sidewalk and was surrounded by a 3 foot plywood wall. While I was laying there I started thinking about all the girls i've fucked, got a boner, and decided to beat off right there. blew my load on the cement, then moved to the other side of the patio to nap.

I have a bad habit of sticking a vibrator up my skirt on the way to and from work. I have some of the best orgasms while I'm driving

i wanna see your body and fap to you right now while i think of you doing that

I regularly masturbate in public places, AMA.

Flacid pic related.

Whats the best place you;ve done it and how do you not get caught

Best place has been totally in the buff, by a lake at 6am. Nature on bare skin is the best.

Don't get caught by going out of peak hours, finding secluded or quiet spots & learn how to cum quickly & quietly.

tips on masturbating in park at night?

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I once fapped in my bed under the covers with the lights out.

hardcore!

pics of you and said vibrator

nice tits wanna show em more?

I've beaten off at least once at every place that I've worked at, except for my current job, which I'm actually proud of. I used to work at Walmart, and I'd regularly go in where they store the overstock and beat off to the chicks in HR. I'd beat off to the thought of the CSMs and Assistant Managers having an orgy.

I'm fucked in the head, I realize this. Like, I have a masturbation problem. Haven't been caught, so I guess I'm doing something right. I try to fight the urge when I get it, but it's crazy sometimes, like I'll feel like it's life or death, and it'll just be absolute nirvana if I can achieve orgasm.

I'd rail the fuck out of you while others watched.

I'd recommend plotting a quick escape route, somewhere out with lots of twists and turns. Wear clothes you can get off quickly & put back on quicker. Tracksuit bottoms, zip up hoodie and trainers you can slip on, nothing else.

There's really not much more than that. Just keep an eye out for few people, maybe case the joint during the day & see if there's any CCTV overlooking windows near the spot you want to get to (even they're fairly low risk) and what's about.

I usually pose as a jogger going to these places so it's not unusual if you randomly see passers by on your way there.

Oh... and have fun with it! The more open & exposed you are, the hotter it is.

Same. Got a list breakdown of all of the rooms in my place of work & have beaten off in all of them. Sometimes during opening hours. It's the thrill of getting caught & being fired and shamed that drives me, but the urge to cum somewhere new and that risk being such a fucking turn on is more of a risk than say... common sense telling me it's a fucking stupid idea.

I don't do stories. Point form list:
* Bathroom at the mall
* In grandparents backyard
* While swimming in lake surrounded by people
* Backseat of moving car on the way home from Christmas shopping with parents
* Crowded lunchroom at school (proud of that one)

You and I are kindred spirits it seems. Stay strong, friend.

Why not green text, faggot?

I also jerked off in my 7th grade math class. I was in the back though and had my cock out through my zipper

I like you! I really do!

I have a lot of fun with this vibrator actually it's so portable

Green text is for sheep

Sweet Jesus, let those things loose

please post your tits

Yeah, I forgot please.

quick vid of u using it?

Going for some greentext

>Decide to beat off in my back garden, at night
>No neighbours, no one up, not a soul about
>Perfect...
>Totally naked, under the stars, dick as hard as diamonds, but somehow it's not enough.
>I gotta go into the back-streets...
>Out the back gate, into the alley, not a soul in sight and i'm completely fucking naked. Dick is diamonds and i'm stroking it, knowing full well someone could come along at any moment.
>Alleys lead onto streets but also have several smaller alleys leading off, you can do a loop of the block only seeing streetlights twice
>TourDeFap commences...
>Sprint around, barefoot, bare ass, bare cock in the moonlight, stroking at every available opportunity
>I need to pee also
>Great, this will intensify the mood
>Pee in full view of two streets, back row of houses, not a soul to be seen
>Beat off furiously
>Finally reach climax, under the cover of night, wind over my nipples, around my ass and under my balls
>Cum with the force of a thousand jackhammers across the back street
>Look up
>See a girl, mid teens in a nightie at a window staring out
>Obviously gotten up to go pee or watch strangers masturbate or whatever
>Fuck it
>Book it as fast as i can
>Hop the back fence and hide indoors for the sirens
>The sirens never come
>But I shoot a second load over the thought of someone's innocence ruined

In 8th grade the class went on a field trip to some nature reserve for a week. We shared rooms with other kids. Me and this other boy would talk about hot disney girls and girls in our class at the time and we'd get hard. Eventually we just fapped over whoever we were talking about

There's no way I could say no after two of you said please

>be young teen boy
>be on transatlantic flight for family trip
>mom next to me asleep
>i'm wide awake but have a blanket over me
>horny
>no porn, smartphones not a thing yet
>movie with rape scene on in flight entertainment
>read a bit of an erotic novel once, liked the rape scene
>get tissues
>slow stealth fap under blanket

pretty sure I got away with it.

I'm a third person. Please a photo of your vibrator inside you?

Would you please post of a pic of the vibrator inside of you?

As another person, can we please have a timestamp included with 's request

Sorry boys, I came already, I'm done posting pics :p maybe next time

amazing tits
i would like to play with them so much and you can play with my dick in return

I fingerbanged a girl to orgasm in the middle of the dancefloor at a Porter Robinson concert in the middle of literrally thousands of people

>Public toilet shenanigans, now
>Because you see, I love to get totally naked when I fap in public
>Be in nice hipster coffee house
>Check stalls are clear
>All looks good
>Lock my own stall door, get busy undressing & fapping
>Heavy breathing engages, i'm getting a bit excitable about it
>... Idea....
>Open stall door and masturbate in the open bathroom, bare feet on the cold tiles & bare ass ripe for prising apart
>No one about but I could get caught at any minute... what would happen?
>Mind is racing, cock is once again diamonds and throbbing
>Jaunt inside my stall again, cumming to the thought of someone finding my bare ass and fucking it raw as punishment
>It's so fucking hot
>Cum so hard I can see stars
>Clean up, flush, get dressed, leave toilet to wash hands & pretend was doing a dump
>Hm, that's strange, I don't remember that other stall door being locked
>A cough eminates from the stall
>OHSHIT
>Run as fast as possible
>Pay bill, leave with my small gaggle of friends
>On the way out, see a guy sit across from his mate, lock eyes with me and hush into his friend, who looks back
>THEY KNOW
>Leave and never even visit the city again because they'll absolutely find me, somehow.
>Even though they probably won't

And that's why we shut the fuck up when we're fapping in public and make it as quiet as possible.

FAKE I KNEW IT

IS ANYONE THERE?

OP is

Other places have included:
Train station bathroom stall
Public streetside bathroom, with a fat guy listening in
Coffee shop bathroom
Woodland clearing by a road
Stairwell, possibly seen by a coworker
Formalware changing room
Mall bathroom
Swimming pool changing room cubicle surrounded by occupants of a birthday party
Motorway services bathroom, in several places, always surrounded by people and always totally naked

Hotel corridor at night, probably spied through the peephole by a dozen other perverts (pic is from inside the hotel room)

>I want to go out right now and get fucked by someone finding be in public

Yes i am

where do you live lmao