Hey, Anonymous! welcome to the After-Hours Bar. Grab a stool and take your coat off, won’t you...

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>Advice
>Conversation
>Happy Thoughts

thank you for stopping by, have a wonderful night, and please remember that you are loved.

Here for a bit

-phi

Always here!

hi jilly jill jill

sup

Hi there Chad!

Evening Sky

-phi

hey you! how are you doing today? been a while since I've been around, haven't gotten to ask how you are.
hey hon, your shirt's kinda... falling off a bit over there.
hey! how's it going?
I'm not sure what I'm looking at, but hello!

Hi Jill!!
Hey Phi;
Halloo sky!
Hello !!!!

Happy Memorial Day, to all!

Mantis

Well seeing as we are in public, I'm a roller coaster that only ever goes up

-phi

Hi mantis!

-phi

hey there mister Mantis

Not if it's inconvinienct of course. How are you though?

-phi

Im ok here!
Enjoying the last of my weekend before I go to work.
How's by you?

How's everyone doing tonight?

Hello thread

How is everyone doing?

-Sweet Roll

So bored.

How are you tonight?

-phi

Hello sweet roll, how are You?

-phi

That's what I'm for.

-phi

hey anonymous, I know you're hanging around! I hope today was good for you

Barkeep, hook me up with a round of NyQuil shots.

To any enterprising androids out there, a quick PSA: be sure to get your annual logic virus vaccines. LV season has arrived.

oh no... 2B. I'm sorry to hear that.

One day early.

Get me your strongest drink

Hi SW! have you been sleeping ok?
Sup NepuNepu
Hey Hey

Mantis

I thought you weren't going to be here tonight?

shots as in needles? will those actually get through your skin?
hope it gets well soon, regardless. been there pretty frequently, and I know it sucks hard.
that would be the Happy Thoughts! Satori, hook the man up for me.

Madam! Surely you are not ill...

-phi

You are too kind to me

-phi

Hi 2b!!
Would Benadryl help?

Mantis

Thank you for your condolences, Sky. This inactivity is killing me. I hate feeling useless.

It's a holiday and I'm sick. Atypical circumstances.

Never thought others would hold me accountable towards my own schedule. You all make me very proud.

Intravenous NyQuil? If you can, why not? And thank you, sister. If I don't get better by Thursday, surgery might have to be postponed.

*nods her head sadly* I'm afraid it's true, assistant. Fever and all.

is there a cock pic you can share with us?

-phi

nah, I'm really not kind. I just care a lot.
ah... shit. I'm really sorry. that's gotta suck. I'll be here fingers crossed for you.

Nein, I need drink. Got cotton mouth

thats not what he was talking about

-phi

Looks like we're on the same page, or both looking for the bookmark at least.

I'd say every thing's going pretty well tonight.

In a world like this
things are bound to get interesting
eventually...

You'll survive - I'm certain.


I'm happy to see that so many interesting people are still gathering.

Even you need to be held accountable by someone.

hey cunt what you doing

I count the days sometimes.
I'm the one that has to make things interesting most of the time.

it smells like dog shit and piss in here

Have some happy thoughts too! *beaming happy thoughts directly*.... tell me if they arrive.... I have severe latency issues.

This is a grave day. Snake bile is am excellent fever cure madam. I'll dm you some cures perhaps. Are you getting enough sleep? You don't need to force yourself here if you are so ill madam.

-phi

Is that not kindness?

-phi

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She's willing to give some happy thoughts if ya know what I mean
Not getting anything

It is dog piss and soap. I remember well.

so do I brother

So do i

-phi

That's awesome, what's new?

-phi

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I am a huge faggot please rape my face

-phi

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-phi

You're in the trashpile
Welcome oldfag, now can you
>green text?

there's water, probably. that's the best I've got tonight!
oops. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
that's good! I hope it keeps that way, if not continues to get even better for you.
trying to help make at least one life a little less shit tonight. how are you doing?
...we don't talk about that weekend.
they're close but not the same!
good try, user!
nah.

Already dropped a tablet, but I appreciate your recommendation. Keen thinking, Mantis.

Appreciated.

Undoubtedly. Happy to see you around. Your presence is a rare occurrence. Had some spare time today?

The extra measure couldn't hurt, I suppose. So long as it doesn't turn into some bureaucracy.

Also, another avatar? This is getting ridiculous, Commander.

I used to mind. No longer do.

Snake bile? Er, I think I'll pass on that...

And nonsense. These threads are a form of relaxation for me. Got my cup of coffee here too to pep me up.

I mean you aren't wrong.

-phi

JILL!
I WANNA FUCK DOROTHY!

what are you even talking about there is nothing wrong with having those kind of snacks?

-phi

I did nothing of importance today
-Lie

And I just saw this picture. That is so cool. I love crossovers.

....im not sure coffee is a good thing for you to have....bur here you are madam.
(Also the snake bile actually tastes exactly like honey). Would you also maybe like a ginger ale?

-phi

Chekked

Haha, no. You'll just have to use your imagination
I was thinking it might be allergies. There's a lot of mold and pollen in the air here in Mantisville.

Mantis

I dont ether I guess

-phi

Post moar

I mean, I'm sure you can negotiate prices with her. it's kind of her job.
I bet it is a lie, yeah! everything has some level of importance no matter what.

just sitting here waiting for the next loli thread

-phile

Will we watch what I told you last time tonight? I also have a little routine before threads, but will have to skip it through this week.

How am I meant to keep up with life? The more I learn, the less I know. It's all too much for me to take sometimes.

I was about to say I'm surprised you noticed, but it can't have been that difficult to find out.

This is a new one for a new position, I shouldn't even technically be posting here with it I guess. I've started on the path I decided on, so I thought I'd work to differentiate that.

Is that so?

-phi

you can start by sliding your trips up your rectal cavity

-phi

Hey

nope

-Lie

I mean, we are both androids. I'm surprised there isn't more, to be honest.

It is a known fact that the less ignorant you are in a subject the less confident you feel. Honestly you feeling you know less than you did just means you are better in your field.

-phi

hi

-phi

What do you mean?

Will it feel good?

Hello there

What actually happened then?

-phi

Nice trips user! ... You have to use that knowledge, the beauty of life is that we'll never know everything... but that means theres infinite possibility to improve yourself... it all starts within E>

Hello there!

-phi

stupid advice

-Lie

I mean everytime I fell like I've progressed, there's just another hurdle battering me down.

I'm known for that

-phi

Sorry about the (rather long) delay

I am doing well, how about you?

I slept at 5 last night...

and not on a night for sleeping in...

All because I was all wrapped up in a game

That was the last straw, I'm going to keep my schedule consistent from now on, or not feel good trying

eh?

-Sweet Roll

000

like anal beads?

-phi

Hey!
How are you?

Mantis

at some point, you just gotta balance life out. focus on the things that matter, work as hard as you can, and try to roll with the punches.
doing the best I can, glad you're good too

what? I dont think I understand you

-phi

weeew I'm not even drunk yet and I can't remember to attach pictures.

Thanks, you're right. The worst part is I totally understand this, but just knowing doesn't take that tragic feeling away. But your words really comforted me, thanks

I give my self a passing grade.

-phi

What? No it is not. Knowledge brings confidence.
Doesn't that means that you have indeed made some progress? I mean, if you didn't know anything you wouldn't even be able to identify these problems for a start.

Without my scheduled coffee, I'd be rendered even more useless!

I'll pass on the ginger ale, thank you. Not fond of soda.

I was hoping it was only allergies, but then I was slapped with the worst sore throat I've had in a while. Could hardly talk.

Hope you're doing much better than me, Mantis. What do you have going on?

More crossovers? I've only a few.

Sure. It isn't too long, is it? No longer than 30 minutes?

Nothing gets by YoRHa.

I commend you on your choice though! It's nice to have another android around these parts.

I always feel I miss out on these threads.

Like I am always running across them at random, no rhyme or reason to their posting.

Chekked
That's a good idea. You'll feel a lot better after a good nights sleep

Mantis

Don't let the anxiety eat away at you. Like Jill said it's all a balancing act.. we work on what we can and try to keep the focus there. Anxiety is good as long as it's not overwhelming E>

We all do what we must to amuse ourselves I guess...

Reevaluating the projects I have in waiting. When I'm not working on my active one I'm sorting out the details for the others.

Despite a shade or two the future is looking bright.

Yea, Today and as far as I know Wednesday I should be here.

See, if you hadn't had to ask about my statement you wouldn't have got trips off that post.

It's nice to see that you're still hanging around here.

This is now a get thread

Not necessarily. Once your level of expertise in any given field increases to a certain point, you tend to gain a newfound appreciation for the field and it's vastness.

In short, you learn just how little you know.