My brother's wife cheated on him and now he wants to kill himself, how should I help him?

My brother's wife cheated on him and now he wants to kill himself, how should I help him?

Do you know how to tie a noose?

try coming up with a new story and stop posting this thread.

try less.

-hank

How do they make it with him that they keep it

Pic related?

you should off him yourself user and save him the time

Start planning the mass murder of her whole family and let him carry it out. Or you take out a policy on him and have him suicide by copper.

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of COURSE she cheated, has he SEEN himself?

This looks like a millenial version of a sitcom family.

Fuck his wife

Post her nudes then show him this thread he will realize she a whore and feel better

>Tattoo.

Nothing of value was lost.

It's no wonder she cheated on him, he looks like he's mentally 13. she's in a cocktail dress and his ass got on khaki shorts, fuckin kidding me?

Prepare the noose, or purchase a gun and ammo, or give him a gallon of gasoline and some matches, or serve him a glass of bleach.

izzy nobre? is the pic really related?

i know this is a troll thread, but if you have super hero/video game t shirts and a gay phone case with characters on them, you have everything youre gonna get coming to you

Lol, i get hé likes Mario allot

This

i understand being fat sweaty unkempt nerd. but wtf is up with this guy's stance? "just cuck my shit right up fam"

you should write that pilot
all you'd need is a half ass PC script and this pic to pitch it

haha this is like when the dick on your shit fucks an anal

I hope its a troll thread fellow user. At least OP rused us enough to reply to his shit thread. Imagine how BETA OP would look IRL? I wonder if the girl in pic is a hooker lol

>That feeling when you realize no chick this hot has ever put her hand on my chest.

checked

Why would I care about you???

Dude, just change to an open marraige, who fucking cares.

Buy him a plane ticket to New Orleans, in secret pay for two escorts, have them find him in town and secretly seduce him while raging around town, make sure they take a ton of pics, and then let the wife feel like a worthless cum sock.

Make sure he brings super hot chicks home and fucks them while yelling shit like "god you're so tight, this is how a real wife fucks"

Organize a threesome with him, his wife, and an escort, get everyone super coked out and wasted then have the escort start riding his wife's face and then have him take a shit on his chest and be like "shit you looked like that dumb whore we picked up"

Have him record all calls etc his wife makes to guys on the side, make sure he's super anonymous in his side game, then claim wife is adulterer, get a divorce with no alimony etc. Make sure all subpoenas are delivered to her place of work, prank call her office and pretend you're one of her fuck buddies, ask the staff shit like "hey is this my fuck slave Jessica, you want to do that shit play we talked about?" - just make sure her family, coworkers, friends etc all know she's a total whore who likes being choked while she has her throat fucked, crying, before random men take shits on her chest, or take shits in their hand while slapping her around while getting cock suck choked, fucking whore. Just make sure everyone knows she's a filthy fucking slut

Sorry, organize the threesome for him, his wife and an escort, and make sure your bro knows to shit on his wife's chest. I'm not much of a poet

>how should I help him?
A 12-gauge with buckshot shells should do the trick.

Hold the vodka bottle straight down on his asshole until it drains in his rectum completely and he can die of alcohol poisoning.

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