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Good shit user
"Rare deepwater jew" fucking kek
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Damn
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Old mate tyronne strikes again
>Making fun of the disabled
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>mfw reading this
Fucking oldfags
I don't understand this fresh new meme
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Fuck off, cunt
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Where the fuck do you think we are? 9gag? How fucking absolutely brain-dead do you have to be to post shit like this?
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Dad beans
Lol
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Is this real? Considering the things I saw here, I'm not even sure anymore
The very end of this is just primo
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130% chance it's real
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Worth the read 12/10 i dont even care that this isnt funny till the end its an amazing story user
Nothing but the best for us goons
Ken M 1/2
2/2
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Many keks have been had tonight thank you clever anons for the /comfy/ stories
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Fuckin lost
No problem, user. Have a chill night.
fuck off
Beautiful
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Worth the read. 100000000/10
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jesus fuck
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Finally, Sup Forums doesn't have to hold it in anymore.
fuck
>be me, 15
>bored out of my mind in history class
>staring out window
>sees a goose outside
>fuckin hate geese
>sneer at it
>it sees me
>ohshit.gif
>it comes over and starts pecking at the window
>others are looking at this goose
>go full autism and start calling at the goose, calling it names and shit
>it's pecking the glass and honking now
>teacherispissed.png
>teacher grabs something from his desk and leaves
>confused.exe
>go back to watching goose
>suddenly see teacher outside with his keys and a hammer
>the goose starts hissing and shit
>teacher lunges at the goose
>goose dodges and lunges back
>rips teacher's pant leg
>teacher gets a good hit in, breaks a wing probably
>goose still goes after him
>gets another hit with the hammer
>goose head smashes into the window
>goose is dead, head leaned against the window
>cold dead eye staring directly at me
>teacher walks back in and puts the hammer on my desk
>teaches rest of class like nothing happened
>goose stares at me the whole class
>"Why? If you didn't sneer at me I'd be alive"
>give hammer back to the teacher and ask to borrow his keys for a minute
>go outside and grab the goose and throw it in the pond nearby, give the fish a nice meal
>meagerly flaps its wings
>holyfuckingshititsalive.jpg
>this fucking bird stared at me for 20 minutes straight
>throw it in the pond and bolt back inside
>teacher is laughing his ass off as I give him his keys and run to class
End
Posting possibly the most epic gt of all time. I was in both threads.
>FYI
>All of em were on dope
>chick was dating one of the guys/doing porn
>typical tues
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>sees a goose outside
>fuckin hate geese
>sneer at it
>sneer
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>at a goose
Do you live in a goddamn Emily Dickinson poem?
What are these comics called?
Oglaf
Thank you
Best read I've had in a very long time.
K
>Sees animal is barely alive
>Throws it into pond to die a horrible death
Shame on you user, Mr. Goose did nothing to you. Shame on you.
What game is this
Ahhh