Choose Your Own Adventure: Dan gets Mugged by a Black Eddition!

Choose Your Own Adventure: Dan gets Mugged by a Black Eddition!
RULES:
>first post (between each turn) to get dubs or better determines the fate of our main character
>anyone other dubs after first dubs will be ignored until I advance the plot (next turn). Wait for my next post before posting--don't waste your dubs!
>the game ends when I say it ends
The Plot:
Dan is walking home one day, when all of a sudden a wild dindu appears and tries to mug him. Dubs or better decides Dan's fate.

dan befriends the black man

dan tosses his gold watch into the street while a big truck drives by

dan opens the door into the XXX bar and runs in

This

dan adopts a karate stance and remembers the words of his wise kung-fu master david carradine

dan and the black man go to a bar

winnar

Dan remembers that niggers can't resist gold so he takes his gold watch and throws it in the road as a truck passes buy. The dindu dives for it and gets run over. Dan is feeling pretty smug abou himself. He picks up his watch, and the mugger's knife as a trophy. What will dan do next?

I hope it's not this gold watch

Suck dindus squished dick

dan puts his watch and knife back into his pocket and enters the XXX bar

Roll

dan walks into the dark alley behind the XXX bar

Roll again

Dan masturbates over the nigger's dead body

dan holds up his knife and peeks into the dark alley behind the bar

Boards so slow....

dan pisses on what's left of the dindu for good measure

This

This

Ayy

re-roll

dan pulls out his cell phone and post the dindu on a Sup Forums rekt thread

dan kills the truck of peace driver

Dan kills himself with the knife dubz

Dan bends over and spreads his asshole towards North-North-West on a Full Moon at 10:34 PM

Winrar

Checked

a sad and pointless death.

shit, winrar

dan tries the door in the building next to the XXX bar

well that ended quickly

Please tell me trips will trump dubs. I want to keep this going

cmon man...

Get rekd fags

Dan misses with the knife and decides to hang himself with the dindu's entrails because he understands he's a worthless piece of shit.

Dubz

Op what's happening ?

Bumping because I'm already invested in this

Dan slashes his throats and bleeds out. His spirit leaves his body. Dan is now a ghost and has ghost powers. A bystander walks by and is shocked to witness the scene

dan smells a strange smell in the alley, he goes to investigate only to find 3 shadowy figures cartel dindu mexican hybrids who have 2 suitcases full of unknown different contents

Dan possesses blond bitch with his ghost powers and feels up his new vagina

Ghost Dan finds ghost dindu aswell dindu robs Dan of his anal virginity

He haunts the bystander by waving dildos so they float around her for all eternity

ghost dan levitates knife through blonde chick

Dan gets sucked into a road sweeper

Dan rapes dindu

this

Ghost dan possesses dindus body and rapes onlooker

Winner

Dan goes ghost skiing with jesus

ghost dan rapes the dead black man?

this

Yes.

Winrar!

Dan asks for blowjob and gets it

No he doesn't

Bumping this shit

Rape the nigger ghost

Here, we have a murdering rapist suicidal ghost called Dan.

Dan's ghost makes dead black guy body walk around

...

yes? And....

Dan fucks with people using the decapitated black face.

Dan pulls down the dead nigger's drawers and proceeds to anally rape him. The bystandard backs against the wall and shrieks at the sight of the dead body's ass whole gaping and closing (she can't see dan). Then the ghost of the dead nigger arises from hell and tells dan to cut that gay shit out.

Dan rapes ghost dindu.dubzz

Winrar

Fuck me that was fast

Dan possesses the woman and masturbates

Fucking winning

Let the woman see ghosts.

OH NO
2 DUBS

Dan pushes the ghost nigger against the wall and anally rapes the ghost nigger to. The ghost nigger cries out for help from the blond bitch, but she can't hear them. Instead she is making a call to someone on her phone

So what. There both me.

Dan rapes her with the force of a thousand suns. She dies.

She calls her dad and says she just met Trump and he grabbed her pussy and she had her first orgasm and she is a squirter

I'm unstopable that's 5 dubs from me so far...

come up with better shit then you massive faggot.

Good

No he will be a rapist forever.

Hes going to rape her ghost aswell...

a dog with a pistol kills the blond girl

You stupid?

Dan pulls his pants how and opens up for the BBC.

was it supposed to be 100% real stuff?

lol

After raping the ghost nigger, he goes to cry in a corner. Dan is not yet satisfied so he rapes the woman with his ghost dick to death. Dan creams ghost jizz all over her body. Then an exorcist shows up-- the bitch must of called him on the phone. He begins to chant hymns at Dan

Forgot pic

We're waiting on op it's pointless rolling after someone's already got dubs as it won't count.

Rape the exorcist.

Dan gets cancer

Yes.

This roll

Roll

This tbh

nigger's gang does a drive-by killing the exorcist

Go.

dan wakes up and realizes hes still being mugged (and this time we dont fuck up the story)

Dan gets ready for round two black man

This please. Dubzz