/heem/: kyle noke edition

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Previous thread: News:

>Rasul Mirzaev shot, beaten, and robbed (check the tweets above this one for more info)
twitter.com/ZidanSports/status/815578569044856832

>LeBron James knows how Ronda feels
mmajunkie.com/2017/01/lebron-james-knows-exactly-how-ronda-rousey-is-feeling-right-now

>UFC 207 breaks T-Mobile Arena attendance record
mmamania.com/2016/12/31/14133304/ufc-207-breaks-t-mobile-arena-attendance-record-with-18533-falls

>Nielson report ranks Honda most marketable fighter in MMA
mmamania.com/2016/12/31/14133122/nielsen-report-ronda-rousey-more-marketable-than-conor-mcgregor-90

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PLATINUM BLESS

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choi future champ

joanna

Really dumb things to do when you finally get money:

1. Open a restaurant

/ngannou/ is the next HW champ

top post m8

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Marry a goldigger

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Conor Bless

kek

Start a video game company.

JJ???????

>filename

but that is Cat Zingano

webm related, joanna in white

>tfw UFC blocked the definitive edition of Thank You Edmond on YouTube

>implying GOATs cant pull it off

>a cute jap

The fuck is this?

Is she mixed?

Was Eddie right? Did he knock up another girl too?

she's not a golddigger when she is with you before you are worth shit and is the sole breadwinner for the couple

that's called a keeper

unless you're Jr Dos Santos, then you drop her regardless

No, she's just 42.

Wasn't he with her back when he was broke and on welfare?

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RIZIN New Years Eve ratings

2016 NYE show
18:00-19:00 5.6%
19:00-21:00 7.1%
21:00-22:50 5.7%
22:50-23:45 3.6%

2015 NYE show
19:00-20:45 5.0%
20:45-22:30 7.3%
22:30-23:45 3.7%

highschool sweethearts

Unlike Aldo, Conor's never pulled out of anything in his loif

>Implying Dee is a goldigger
>Implying Dee wasn't behind McGregor when he was on welfare
>Implying Dee wasn't there since the beginning
>Implying Dee isn't best MMA waifu

>tough but stupid

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what about Tenshin

>tfw i am actually agreeing with Schaub over rogan about ronda sucking

Schaub bless

Is Hendricks USADAd?

Will Diego Sanchez die in the cage?

>>Implying Dee isn't best MMA waifu

Wrong!

Sad!

YOU'RE THE EASIEST FIGHT IN THE DIVISION

>v-v-volume m-matters!

Awwww, poor stats-babby. Are you still permashook by Lawler-Condit?

dee is more attractive than that rat faced womanlet

and not built like a 10 year old boy either

Tha fuck is that supposed to be?

>implying he hasn't detached from dee after impregnating her

post The Reems

John's girl is fucking top tier desu

Wrong!

>be manlet
>don't marry a midget

He fucked up.

She's gonna be a head taller than him every time she puts on high heels.

So is Hendricks fighting at middleweight or what? Is he gonna get cut from the UFC?

have another

Would berry.

>implying that isn't the hottest shit

You are seething that a 5'3" guy has a wife and you don't.

>fatass joey diaz talking about mma

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Best MMA waifu coming though.

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WHAT, YOU DON'T?

WAKE UP IN THE MORNING EAT YA BOOGERS

KALABEEB

MMA fans are so autistic. Damn,

Meh too Mexican

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Holy shit lol thats amazing

Why do you manlets project so much?

Schaub is gay

If Big Country isn't your boy get the FUCK OUT

/reem/

Shopping for "horse meat"?

>KAL HABEEB

Heart attack incoming.

I think Dilly would have an answer for Cody however the fight played out. Dillashaw has a much more naturally aggressive style than Cruz, so he can handle it if Cody stays back tries to counter the whole time. If Cody pressed the action, he can use his footwork and wrestling to keep Cody hesitant when he advances. He has a much more diverse striking arsenal than Cruz, he can incorporate all sorts of kicks, knees, and elbows into his attack, and we just saw him showcase his wrestling against Lineker as well. Cruz is very, very good at executing one gameplan, but Dilly is more capable of fighting both aggressively and defensively.

You're the one projecting little guy

>seething

I can always get married, he can't do shit to not be a manlet.

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quality slag

if there is such a thing

>YOU AINT GOT A SHOT

is that the guy who asked jon if his crack dealer is going to be in his corner?

Keep projecting boris

>tfw i started /reem//heem/
feels good the church of reem is flourishing

God I hate Schaub poster. He is almost like Spainsperg. Nowhere a hint of precocity, but always retardation, leaving abundant signs of a debilitating learning-difficulty wherever he makes a mark, a slow child.

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I don't like this projection meme.

Can we stop it?

Avila

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Thoughts on Bisping ducking Romero /heem/?

Demi Lovato is a feminist that stands up for young women around the world.

Why does she date a known womanizer?

listen to his podcast with jorge masvidal to get some serious MMA insight

It seems we alll have similar tastes here

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Could be true.
The sooner this fight happens, the better. It should be great, unless both fighters refuse to lead.

That was one of the most one sided fights this year. Eddie landed one punch to the head and like 2 decent body shots.

>that distance management

"boop" on the nose

this milf needs to get grappled with luke rockhold

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Kron Gracie gave chris avila a shoutout after his win, is he, dare i say it, back?

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>eddie lets gameplan around leg kicks
>wear down his mevment

>second leg kick get checked
>game plan completely fucked

team alpha male in one webm

it has no real basis in reality, it's just some shit freud made up one day

>FRONKIE

Struve

The perks of dating Rockhold outweigh the negatives.

You may only respond to this post if you've been to a UFC event.

this might be a little obscure but does anyone have that Riddle webm where he just walks into every single punch?

Can't wait for this fight.

>It's my fate to be world champion December 30th

Remind that when a fighter invokes fate or desteneh they're 100% sure to win