If Metallica's my favorite all-time band, what's my favorite all-time movie?

If Metallica's my favorite all-time band, what's my favorite all-time movie?

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John Carpenter's escape from mars movie

The Ten Commandments

Mad Max: Fury Road

That album cover is cringe kino

>it's a metallica still trying hard but keep failling without newsted song

Some Kind of Monster

Transformers: Dark Side of The Moon

What movie has the bloodiest semen?

Fight Club

And what the fuck is cringe kino anyway?

>everyone says Metallica went to shit after Black Album
>almost nobody realizes Black Album IS when they went to shit

Metallica has been shit since Dave Mustaine was fired for sexually assaulting Hetfield's poodle.

They're in their 50's.
It's like what your dad would find cool.
Let them be.

nah, since 1991

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It's kind of spacey and avant garde, I like it, it feels a little Bowie-esque

Metallica went to shit after Ride the lightning anyone without a dick up their ass knows this

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People keep saying this and they have absolutely no idea what they're talking about. The Black Album has some of the tightest production ever in rock music, Load and ReLoad are pretty much the only decent blues rock albums since Afterburner, Death Magnetic was great, Hardwired sounds great so far.

no you fucking poser Metallica went to shit immediately after recording the second chord on their 1982 demo tape

I mean obviously they took a steep nosedive but Master of Puppets and Justice for All are still good even if they're a little buttrock-ish.

>rock should have tight production
LMAO

Fury Road

Metallica went to shit right when this pussy decided to play tennis.

>Hardwired sounds great so far.

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metallica went to shit after james and lars talk for the first time

That poodle was asking for it

Doesn't sound too bad
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>Death Magnetic was great
Death Magnetic was too fucking long. Every song is like 8 minutes.

>Every song is like 8 minutes.

Welcome to every early Metallica album not named Kill 'Em All

That might be true, DM still felt longer than all of those albums.

Literally everyone seems to think so, the single is getting great reviews

>reviews
Metallica always gets good reviews and they always win a grammy.
It's based on their name alone.

What went wrong?

Metallica was always mediocre, not bad but there ware far better bands at that time.

I definitely won't argue with that.

I like it.

>Metallica always gets good reviews
What is St Anger
What is Lulu

Death Magnetic got middling to okay reviews, people were a little sceptical when they released Cyanide. People seem to like Hardwired a lot more

Metallica have been cringe central from at least load, possibly even justice for all

>that's not a fanmade cover

oh

Yes but in the past the songs seemed to build and evolve over that time frame.

It wasn't until justice for all where it was obvious they were just filling time and the length didn't serve a real purpose. St anger and death magnetic are where it's the most obvious and painful

babbys first metal band
aww so cute

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>Sleep with asshole open
>Biting your pillow tight

What did he mean by this?

St. Anger
>Talking about the album, Greg Kot from Blender said, "It may be too late to rehabilitate Metallica's image, but once again, their music is all about bringing the carnage."[
>Writing for NME, Ian Watson said that "the songs are a stripped back, heroically brutal reflection of this fury. You get the sense that, as with their emotional selves, they've taken metal apart and started again from scratch. There's no space wasted here, no time for petty guitar solos or downtuned bass trickery, just a focused, relentless attack."[
>Barry Walter from Rolling Stone magazine also had a positive reaction to the direction taken in "St. Anger", stating "No wonder there's an authenticity to St. Anger's fury that none of the band's rap-metal followers can touch."
>PopMatters reporter Michael Christopher said "St. Anger dispenses with the recent spate of radio friendly pleasantries in favor of pedal to the floor thrash, staggered and extended song structures, quick changes and a muddled production that tries to harken back to the Kill 'Em All days."
Lulu
Uncut gave the record a positive review, singling out the closer "Junior Dad" for praise and calling it "breathtaking" and "astonishing", a "perfect ending to the most extraordinary, passionate and just plain brilliant record either participant has made for a long while."
NME praised it as "a surprising triumph", and said that the offering's "breadth and ambition is to be applauded. Metallica have performed way beyond what many thought them capable"
The Telegraph stating that the sense of "unrestrained folly" and sheer lack of commercialism made the album feel "important".
The Wire, a British avant garde music magazine, considered Lulu the no. 9 record of the year.
In a piece published on the day of Reed's death, Robert Christgau wrote that Lulu "probably didn't get enough" "mazel tov" from critics.

They get their dicks sucked no matter what they do, because they were once important.

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