ITT: redpilled dog breeds

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Define "redpilled".

Your mom when i fucked her

So does that make you Native American?

All of them desu

denbtsposters plz go

Redpilled: dicese del que no es degenerado (said of whomever is not a degenerate)

Redpilled basically means "Truth" "Enlightenment" "Based". So you know, dogs that qualify as acceptable to fedora fags.

Pitbulls

In this case "degenerate" means something harmful for yourself and society?

I like this one

>he doesn't have a lab
>He calls himself white

As long they are still mostly dog-shaped.
None of those aberrations you sick fuck have been breeding.

>peaceful
>intelligent
>curious
>eager to learn things
>long lived

Beagles
>Old breed dating back to ancient Greece
>Perfect hunting dogs due to them not needing to stop to sniff thanks to their small bodies.
>Nigger alarms

forgot pic for my dubs post :^)

the only dog any white man should have if you treat them good and with love they will never bite you no creature is more loyal and loving nor as intelligent mine is 10 and a girl .

Chihuahua

Chow Chow.

tell my dog you love her

Poor fucking thing must be boiling.
Sheesh.

Kek

>be me
>driving home through the country looking for eucalyptus trees and scrap metal for work
>spot a guy walking with his kid behind a house with eucalyptus and some brush piles
>pull up and ask about the dry limbs in the brush pile
>he ecplains ot is not his ptoperty and the owner are out of town
>go to car to get pen and paper to leave my number
>a lab starts walking up and gives a couple barks
>put my palm out for him to sniff
>sniffs and fucks off
>get pen and paper and turn around
>a LARGE pitbull is standing there
>gives a growl
>put palm out for him to sniff
>fucker goes apeshit making small longes at me
>"bro, please call your dog off"
>fat fuck walks slowly towards the dog
>i can see the fear in his eyes
>stay focused on the dog
>niggerdog keeps trying to lunge at me but keeps some distance
>owner looks more scared of the dog than me
>owners wife finally comes out laughing
>gives a short whistle and niggerdog fucks off
>"you're lucky i didn't sic him on you"
>isthisbitchserious.webm
>get in my car and pile out flinging dirt and rocks at them

Pit genocide when?

>spic breed
>redpilled

I love you, user's dog.

I have many love for all doge

Doberman master breed.
>loyal
>vigilant
>protective
>intelligent
>regal

Cats

All the guard dogs are defiantly redpilled. They're literally breed to protect their owners and property.

I see your shepherds and raise you one Shiloh Shepherd.

>no hip displasia
>no mental/borderline pitbull mentality to snap and rip a loved ones face off
>bigger
>stronger
>faster
>better

This user knows what's up

Breton
>Highly active
>Intelligent
>best hunting-dog for birds and rabbits ever --don't need to teach them shit, they do it all on their own.

>nigger breed

>not too intelligent
>mindless attack drones.

Don't know much about dogs but my Collie was - utterly fearless in facing down any other breed.
- big and scary guardian (instilled fear to strangers)
- immediately recognised when we welcomed someone as a friend and peacefully walked away
- loving and gentle with family children
- aaaand of course...famously beautiful breed.

Sounds kinda cool but well bred german sheps doesn't have displasia and they are mtnally alright. Mine would never go pitbull.

Technically all dogs are redpilled. They have a natural alliance with white people.

Pitbulls needs to be gassed though.

You have to train them pretty well for the psycho in them not to snap.
Untrained german sheps are completely unreliable.

Tibetan Mastiff
>longest lived of all the giant breeds
>no major health issues
>fuck off scary guard dog
>fluffy and cuddly as fuck

>worldwide default police dog
>not intelligent

Umm, what? German Shepherds are the 3rd most intelligent breed according to this. Only behind Border Collie and Poodles (neither of which are big enough to help defend a home).

petrix.com/dogint/intelligence.html

cane corso
boerborel
Staffordshire pitbull terrier

He is 5 years old and never attacked people. Again, they aren't pitbulls.

Shilohs have been bred to basically be original shepherds before they were bred uncontrollably.

Reporting in

Heelers are P. Based

Labs are dumb and useless my man.

Enjoy your little cuck puppies. Meanwhile my pitbull can actually kill intruders.

I'm talking about my experience.
I've just owned collie, dalmatians and german shepherds.
I find the germans wildly unrelieable (admittedly, never sent them to training)
Dalmatians are good looking but are hyperactive and ultimately unsufferable for it.
Collies are noble and smart and won't rip your kids face off if in a bad mood one day.

And your loved ones when the snap. Have fun!

>insanely power for its size
>will be excited to lick penut butter off your cock but in addition to this generally likes sucking cock because it's smart enough to realize that cock is associated with penut butter

>Belgian Malinois
>German Shepherd
A real dog gotta be able to keep up when you go running.

Aren't those used to hunt bears?
Srsly

It doesn't misbehave because I have the skills to make it respect me as the alpha. With raising cuckpuppies, one does not learn those skills.

>insanely power
>for its size
hah doglet. shephards are bigger stronger and smarter

Your dog will never be as based as my AMERICAN Bulldog.

I once made a thread about redpilled toothpastes, and Sup Forums had an opinion even about that.

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You're right about them being smarter. A pitbull would fucking destroy a german shepard in a fight still.

You're better off with a Rottweiler if you want a Smart + Powerful dog.

>Nigger breed
Yes, that's why they're always depicted as the guard dog of choice
the military might dog
the ones used by nazi germany
the ones depicted to be semi-bionic in wh40k for the imperium

Admit it, Rotweilers, dobermen and german shepards are the three best dogs ever, because germans actually have dogs for the purpose of being a motherfucking dog.

Not some pretty pet, or a thing to laugh at.

(I'm looking at you, pugs/Pomeranian)

Bonger has it right.

If you want a proper dog, get something which is Smart + Physically powerful. I can't imagine why you'd want some retard animal which on top of being retarded can't even fight very well.

I love Tibetans but they have pitbull levels of snapping.


Pic related will never maul your kid but is big enough to scare off an intruder.

It was made to be a bro and help fishermen with nets and sometimes rescue

Will fuck up a pitbull if bred properly.

You're as brown as your dog's fur.

The one true shepherd

Why are you even talking about that? Are you a nigger dog fighter?

Me and the queen share a fetish

this nigga gets it.

>no one is posting based husky

Mine's a shepherd/lab mix. Rate

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I've had these dogs all my life. They're the best.

>K... KEEP ME POSTED

Not a real Shepard.

Looks sad

More pics

I accept all spitz type dogs, just on the basis of being objectively prettier than the other ones.

I love you puppers

I've got a Rottweiler/Lab mix and he's pretty comfy

Mixed breeds are only welcome if they're part wolf. [spoiler]He looks cute.[/spoiler]
>dog fort. I'm at the scene. I see water. Report. I see water. I wanna jump in but master says no.

Looks like a pleasant puppers to hang with but will probably fuck your shit if you get stupid.

8/10

I have 3 they are the best hunting dogs in the world

Breddy Good. Good mixture.

the literal mulatto of dogs

I have one now, she's my 3rd, purebred only 4 years old. These dogs rule for pheasant hunting and they're generally pretty comfy, fun dogs.

I've had her for all of her 7 years. Not once has she bitten me outside of getting frisky/excited.

Friendly reminder that pit bulls are undoubtedly an inferior breed.

Here's the study the data is from.
dogsbite.org/pdf/dog-attack-deaths-maimings-merritt-clifton-2014.pdf

One more

Final for Belgian Malinois. They're fast as fuck. youtube.com/watch?v=HmFN1AL4BhE

mutt/10

Yeah, I don't see her messing with friendlies. But strangers that mean you harm.

Black GS are cool

do labs even do anything?I only ever see silent labs in suburbs

Basically the only thing in my country which hasn't been cucked to shit. One of the oldest breeds there is, thousands of years of heritage beside a Finnish meat-eating straight white male. You can hunt basically any game with these, and they're based as fuck, they fear nothing.

My mossberg is way more deadly than your niggerdog.

Pretty much this. I don't want my dog getting killed anyway.

Just alert me and I'll take care of it

No dachshunds posted yet?

Love 4 u

the American pit bull

D'aww she keeps her legs crossed, like a true lady.

No weak dogs allowed

what a cute pupper

Cocker Spaniel is best doggo