/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

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Why are IDs even gone?

CHCH reporting in.

woop woop

Pretty mean pea soup fog out north of town this morning

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WGNT Reporting in.

chch here
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE edition.

nudes vola?

What's happening in welly tonight?

Bump

Shit all

Some islander cunt on the bus almost died from hypoglycemia but the stupid fucking arab doctor in his country saved his ass. Disappointed, was hoping the fat cunt would die.

Do you just abuse cats for kitty reaction gifs?

My gf started working as an escort tonight

What's her number and how much?

Also pics.

Guts

this

cuck

Never fucked an escort, only hookers. Maybe one day Ill win the lottery and bang your girlfriend

NEVER
CUCK

LOUD NOISES

the capitalization of that makes me think you do

Hooker escort whore, same thing

>Why are IDs even gone?
>CHCH reporting in.
copy paste mother fuckers...

What did you guys have for Dinner?

> (OP)
>>Why are IDs even gone?
>>CHCH reporting in.
>copy paste mother fuckers...

haha yeah,

second that
if you're not ok with giving someone her number then you're not okay with it all
give number or dump her

a creampie from the gf's pussy after she came back from a successful night of escorting

Id just expect a higher level of service from an escort. With a hooker its just blow and go. Id expect an escort to have a personality, or at least a little class

nah I love cats. I have my own wee black man on my bed right now.

am i a cuck for being aroused after reading that?

You're literally giving that cat cancer

Now now. You were a cuck before then.

I want to make swords

youtube.com/watch?v=4D05Uhk-xB8

Natalie at dreamgirls, go have a turn

whaleoil.co.nz/2017/05/sorry-winston-wrong-one/
cmon goys,
at least try...

were dem dunners nudes at

Its ja boi, Big D
protip: i have a small d

Whaddup home skillets, christchurch getting all up in here.

what going on other chch cats, got any drugs?

rest of you kents in the north island can far cough.

Whaddup dunedin, you all good in my books, get them trucks on in here.

Well, he lost my vote. I give no fucks about religion and I live in Auckland, as does most of the country.
Also Christchurch sucks and there's literally no cool people who live there.

Probably just a less masculine man than usual. Maybe you have low testosterone.

Getting Nudes asap

"No cool people". Thats where you're wrong, im friggin cool as heck, bro.

Not a raging faggot like you

Prove it. Do something cool.

Ok. Check the news in 45 minutes, search for riccarton bus depot

Do something cool? Fuck you're a demanding cunt. No wonder people hate auckland.

i have a higher testosterone level than you faggot

I just had anal with 4 different girls in the last month no lies 19 yrs old (is aids kill?)

You're on nigger.
Aucklanders hate out of Aucklanders because they think they're better than everyone else for not living in Auckland.

Where the weed at newtown here

Oh man, once i did anal with a chick and a pooped shit out my dick.

This post made me smile.

Made my own pizza. Honey chicken with a runny egg.

holly shit man for real that's never happened to me i'm kinda lucky all the chicks i poo pushed are clean waxed and no sign of poo particles

What happened with the guy who was getting fucked by a tranny hooker on Sunday?

Hes done a hard conversion to the darkside, and now he hangs around on /lgbt/

I told him it was a bad idea

services
>doubles
>fetish
>bi doubles (i.e. other couples)
>GF EXPERIENCE
that's not even the kind of shit you can rationalise as 'just allowing herself to be meaninglessly fucked for money'. she's literally behaving as another man's girlfriend and having threesomes with other people.

i bet she enjoys the fuck out of it. have you asked her if she's orgasmed on the job yet?

apparently he died

Good way to put it, she hasn't said she has but it's more than likely

Who in palmy?

N-nani?

Nigga unless you have x-ray vison you don't know what's up there fam.

If you watch her have an enema and then beads her anus for prep you know

RIP in piece

Upper Hurt reporting in here have some OC

step it up

you should probly do something about that fam
also try to never again ignore reality for the sake of comfort, the truth will always make it self apparent eventually

Well said

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Is it upper hurt because it hurts to live there?

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It makes me happy that I made a thing other people are sharing, this is the first time ever I have done something memeworthy

I can be. What u up to these days?

Dunners reporting.

On that post-breakdown numbness rn, kinda okay, but so exhausted. How's your night going?
>couldn't afford my regular

Perfect woman

okcupid.com/profile/IamyourQueen000

Seems like a trap to me, user

you've dishonoured the map, user

lower hutt reporting in nigga

Oh no, I just capped it.

Naenae here nigga

someone post pic of nate

Who's your mate? And why would I have a pic of him?

fucking who?

yeah the boys im wainui

Dunedin reporting. fuck we're late to post tonight.

Ayy cunt how's it going tonight?


a bonus from my day is i didnt run out of gas today on the trip to polytech and made it to mobil just as the car ran out kek

kek

nice MS paint skillz nigga

Its midnight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't remember the last time I fell asleep before 2am.

4000 hours in paint

It's going. You?
GG WP, living the risky life running it out though

Yeah yeah same old assignments and shit haha, fucking risky, didnt plan on it but money doesnt grow on trees and my parents took their time to help a nigga out

KAP coast rolling in this bitch

No sir. I dont like it

post the horse

Ty. Now I can save it for next time

Anyone have a turn?

timestamp her

>kids toys
>dirty old rug
>weak ass with g-string
bit of a turn off mate