Im 15 and i want to fuck a girl at my school but i dont know how to flirt with her

im 15 and i want to fuck a girl at my school but i dont know how to flirt with her
>pic kind of related sort of looks like her

Send her dick pics, kiddo.

Ey bb u wan sum fuk

ahhh i dont know i feel like that i will get fucking rekt

kek ok

just talk to her like she is your friend.

if i get nudes ill post

last time i looked being over 18 is a global rule

actuall no i wont thats illigal

>im 15
B& hammer go

yeah i dont really care

all you need to do is follow the words of El Monstro, and then you'll be fine.

and what are those words sir

Nobody really knew tbh, he couldn't speak cus his face his scarred as hell and he's polish/russian.

...

ohh shit. ill just screech at her

is her name jamie-lee?

farken im illegal

>Underage v&
Moving on

under-age fag?

little dolly. shes good mate

You suck at life, i fucked at 13 faggot

What are you doing in 4chins, kid

is her name actually jamie lee lmao

how long is the underage ban for? 180 days or something?

oh nah its not

>how long is the underage ban
till majority

Best method, look at how old you said you were and ban until you're 18.

you cunts are faggots

Don't see her as a girl, talk to her as if you were talking to your homies. Don't worry about what you'll say, it'll come naturally if you're in the moment. Make sense?

Oh and please use a fucking condom. Its bad enough that you see her as a sex object. Dont make her a single mom, you'll regret it when your old and wrinkly

thank Sup Forumsro

Talk to fucking girl you sperg.

Look the part. Find a guy who looks like you want to look who has a decent gf and emulate his clothing choice, and always smell good and have clean shit.


>Need help introducing yourself?
Look at their stuff and comment on it in a way they'd like or loom for an opportunity to say hello.

Hell, i just made a habit of talking to everyone in my class at least once.

DON'T JUST RANDOMLY START TALKING TO THEM BECAUSE YOU OVERHEARD THEM SAY SOMETHING YOU CAN USE.

THAT'S CREEPY YOU CUNT.
(unless It's a joke. Laugh audibly, and try to make a quip to add to it. Jokes are public domain. Don't pile on if it's a mean joke though. 100% bad outcomes)

Talk to them for a few days.
>see em in the hallway?
Walk up say hello. If you've got extra time ask how things are going.
>in class?
Sit near them and chit chat.
Ask for help with classwork.
>lunch?
Say hey. Talk a bit, walk away.

After a few weeks she should be used to you (don't isolate though, talk to LOTS of girls at once, backups help) so ask for their snapchat (not cell) then facebook.

Say hey on Facebook and try to get a convo going.

After about a month, if you've managed to flirt, ask them out.

>No?
Move on, but not away. Make an effort to stay friends.

It's good to keep girls who shot you down around, I'll tell why if you ask.
>yes?

Congrats. Don't spill spaghetti on your date. Also, never spend money on a first date. Just ask to hang out somewhere like the mall.

Do well enough and you should naturally progress to fucking. (So long as you're clear you're looking to be romantic, but not insistent.)

If the first date doesn't lead anywhere (you spaghetti, or she's a cunt):

Message one of the other girls you've been talking to. Work your way around the list till you find an okay match.

Never aim high.

A solid 6 is great. Puts out quick, but still attractive, but a 4 will let you fuck the first date.
An 8 is a random shit-show.

Have fun.

UNDERAGE B&

sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage

fuck you're a legend thank you