Hey Sup Forums

hey Sup Forums,

how the fk do i get rich? im 18 and im trying invest my money (about 2-3 grand) into something but have no idea in what.

I hear that Heroin is making a big comeback

Buy high-grade cocaine, cut it, sell it, repeat.

how can i contact a vendor that sells that shit? i have no contacts at all

don't fuck with cocaine dealers. do the same thing with weed

alphabay

whay r u posting here fgt

not sure if i can do that with weed since i live in Amsterdam

Should I cut the weed with heroin?

Create a meme page on kikebook
Gain a following
Shill the page out to some company for neetbux
repeat

Buy 3000 $1 buckets.
Replace gaseous mixture in buckets with semen
Sell for profit 2 kikes
>?????

wait 'till iPhone 8 is released and invest everything in Apple, then get it back in a month or so

after a month*

The idea that I have is
>Create a social media
>Try to be a bit original
>Wait for a big company that doesn't want to do any work buy your sm
>???
>Profit

can i double my cash with that ?

Buy bitcoins
Wait

it will be probably more than only doubled

Try porn.

buy btcs and sell them before the bubble explodes

Real Estate, OP. Get started with basic books "Rich Dad Poor Dad" and "Think Like A Billionaire". I'm 37, burn out AF, but retired now. You get auto income every month and can chill with the big boys.

long term dollar cost average purchasing of a S & P based index fund/ETF

Bitcoin or Ethereum

isnt that something i can do when i own like 50 k ?