Just bought this new rolex. You guys jelly?

Just bought this new rolex. You guys jelly?
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Your hand looks like a mitten

I was going to say that, thx

who wears a watch on their thigh?

Your hand looks smooth and round like a potato. I assume you're fat. A watch will not help this. Work out.

More like you made of jelly.

I'm over 300 pounds and even my hand doesn't look that fat, what are you?

Why is your watch on an uncooked ham?

Def not jelly of that hand tho.

>uugh gotta draw new watch

Do you shave your hand?!?

Why the fuck does it look like you shave your arms and hands ?

Hairless fat guy

Are you Kim Dotcom IRL?

Perfect

Is that one of those fake ones from Silix Prime, because it sure looks like it is. Also, are you the Britbong Paedo?

I didn't know the Pillsbury dough boy could wear a watch.

Literally Patrick Star

>ITT

OP gets roasted

The only thing jelly is your blood, you fat donut eating fuck

OP's hand

Best watch choice for under $100?

Made me lol

The fuck you have against eating donuts? I'm not saying they should be consumed everyday but for fucks sake try to enjoy your life every now and then.

Same, cracked up

Amerilard detected

>being this jelly because can't afford an expensive time keeping device
Here's a cheaper one i got, I bet it's still expensive for you guys kek

No matter how rich or well dressed you are.

You are a fucking disguting pig and no women will love you. They just going for your money.

Have a nice day.

Fatass

B I G M E A T Y C L A W S

>Just bought this new rolex

sure faggot

jokes on you i can't even read time

Europoor actually.

Whoa!! lego hands IRL!

omfg it's happening

Its definitely a pigs trotter

Looks like about 300-350 pounds.

I bet the watch was expensive too.

>watch
>under $100
for that price range, i suggest you just buy gumball machine lol

>babby's first luxury watch the watch

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HAHAHAHA
KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT FUCK

For an automatic, Seiko 5.
That looks like shit.

casio g-shock

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how can you afford one of those things, when you spend at least $500 a day on twinkies and porkrinds alone?

Dear god your fingers have fat rolls. I can't imagine the rest of you when your body has nowhere else to store fat except the fingers XD

Do not worry, op, i got roasted for being fat on my country chan too

Those fat standarts are shit, you just need to find a country with netter attitude

sell your watches and get liposuction you fucking whale.

Good news, Everyone! OP will still need to pay for sex.

where is the fun if every fucking post is bait I don't get it faggots

>let's just make fun of someone that isn't even listening

whats the fucking point of it if we can't hurt someone's feels?
niggers

>tfw forget pic
This.

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Kek

did you bought 2 bands to have enough links for your FUCKING FAT BROWN HAND

I think you're lovely OP and I'm glad you were able to afford your new watch. I recently purchased a Withings steel pseudo smart watch and I love it, you should check them out if you havent seen them before.

>Buys nice watch to offset disgusting looks.
>doesn't work. Still fat as fuck.

Why don't yph buy a gym membership and a personal trainer if you have all this "dough" to spend.

Nice hoove

Wait, all this "excess dough"

Why is that expensive Rolex wrapped around a lump of clay? That's quite reckless man.

Nice counterfeit.

what the fuck is wrong with your hand fella?

Better stop buying watches and make sure you have enough for insulin shots you idiot.

Fucking disgusting fucking demon rat claw i vomitted

so, your wrist is the same width of your hand. I've always been looking for a girl like you. These guys are young fags, they don't get real women.

>pigsoku

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I want something that says "I own this room. I own you!"

So you are a obese fatass who can afford a Rolex but not a gym membership. Why do you care enough to shave your arms like a faggot but not care about your obese body?

My watches.

maybe if it looked good I'd b jealous of your watch. thank god it keeps time

>the fingers of satan

What if his obesity is a symptom of a disease?

tag is the definitive faggot watch
I bet you don't even pronounce it correctly

A disease of over eating and no physical activity? Yea, I bet he really suffers from that.

post tits

Why would you put a watch on a ham?

shitty watches
if you wanna buy seiko watches at least buy a monster

Le XD nice joke
The monster is the fucking ugliest watch on the planet

You shaved your fucking hand? OP wtf is wrong with you? A doughy mitten hand with stubble lmao. I bet you smell like typical fat guy, a harsh mixture of cologne of body odor because you fatties can wash between your jelly rolls

Stop bullyin, maybe he has cancer and saved money from treatmen to buy a thing he always wanted to have.

Try USA

maybe not, though

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I just bought these for 40 bucks. Did I get ripped off?

why wear a watch when my phone has the time on it? You like wearing bracelets? Do hairy turds turn you on?

My collection. Craft paper with high quality sticky tape drawn with fine ink. Also 18k wg rollez

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What does it do? Show time? Wow... You know what else show time? My clock for 10eur

No, thx, i dont wanna be shot

Holy shit. Your knuckles are even smothered in fat.
Why why whh.
I can tell youre a chick, I dont even care to ask for tits because I dont wanna fucking go blind.

Fake ass Rolex on a hambeast hand...
No! You may not have some oats brother.

Glub glub

Inherited from my dad, never gonna need another watch again ever.

Thats a pretty decent fake, does the chrono work? 7750?
Suprisingly accurate.
Nice.

Very nice user.

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>need
>watch

I barely use my phone apart from texts/calls and never use it to look at the time.
It barely takes me half a second to look at my wrist, whereas it's a matter of a couple seconds to pull my phone out of my pocket, press the button, look at it then put it back.
It's just that simple.

Dude, your wrist and forearm should not be as wide as your fist.

Remove the watch, wear a couple of bricks on your wrists and ankles. Put the watch around your neck to prevent swallowing anything.

Don't get me wrong. I wear one too. The difference is I won't turn around and go home to get it if I forget to put it on. Watches have become luxury items. Not needed.

Picture isn't OP you fucking newfag nigger.
I swear to god you guys get dumber every summer.

If I was gonna buy a Rolex it definitely wouldn't have been that ugly piece of shit