/nfl/ general - Playoffs Edition

GB:Packers win NFC North behind Rodgers' 4 TDs
SD:Antonio Gates ties record w/111th career TD
SF:See ya, Chip: 49ers axe Kelly after one season
NO:Michael Thomas ends rookie year at 92-1,136-9
NO:Ingram has first 1,000-yard year with 5.1 YPC
ARZ:Carson Palmer slings 3 TDs in season finale
ATL:Devonta Freeman totals 177 yards, TD in win
KC:Tyreek Hill scores his 12th touchdown Week 17
ARZ:Fitzgerald reaches 1,000 yards for eighth time
SD:Chargers fire Mike McCoy after 5-11 campaign
LAR:Jared Goff falls to 0-7 as Rams' starter
WAS:Crowder finishes breakout year at 67/847/7

>January 7th
4:35 p.m. EST - Oakland at Houston
8:15 p.m. EST - Detroit at Seattle
>January 8th
1:05 p.m. EST - Miami at Pittsburgh
4:40 p.m. EST - NY Giants at Green Bay

>queens

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Chiefs are an unstoppable force. No one cam touch us

First for your Super Bowl LI Champion Kansas City Chiefs

This

Holy fuck, the Lions are the biggest joke in this league.

How did they win 9 games?

I think he's been pretty great there but I think if cobb can come back and play well this teams offense could become high power af

>jordy is 1st in TDs and Adams is tied for 2nd

nice

Glad the Pats took care of business today. On to the divisional round.

>except the Titans

>chefs
>getting past the pats at home

All of the bad guys won today tbqhwyf

>The Somalian-infested shithole of Minisoda

Being lucky

didn't they lose to the Texans?

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Yeah so did the 9-7 loins

>Raiders have the first playoff game
Cool, I won't have to wait.

who /SPOOKY/ here

34 Days Until the Seahawks Win Super Bowl LI.

They're definitely going all the way. I'm certainly not nervous about the infighting, giving up points to the niners, and the injuries. The O-line will get it all sorted out. Right...

Post Playoff Predictions

Dolphins over Steelers
Texans over Raiders
Seahawks over Lions
Packers over Giants

Dolphins over Patriots
Chiefs over Texans
Packers over Cowboys
Falcons over Seahawks

Chiefs over Dolphins
Falcons over Packers

Chiefs over Falcons

You can't prove me wrong.

Cap it.

>next year the Buffalo Bill's drought will be legal to fuck
JUST

That's a really really nice picture

kek

Also, that's a funny way to spell Chiefs since we've already been confirmed as the team to beat and /nfl/ agrees with us.

>mfw people said matthew shatford was mvp near ne

Seahawks are imploding right?

>they kept Whaley

>Backdooring into the playoffs after barely skirting by a bunch of shit teams
>Lose 3 straight games once you actually face good teams.

>browns literally have pick6
>fumble it out the end zone so touchback instead of 21-0 lead
>steelers not even covering short routes, basically just letting us move up and down field
>get on goalline with 1 minute left in tied game
>fumble
>on goalline in OT
>lose 12 yards on 2nd down shitty pass play instead of runnjng
>settle for fg
>lose 27-24
Fucking end me idk why I even watched this shit. I just really wanted to win this game. Dont even remember when we last won in pittbsurgb

We can only hope, user. We can only hope.

no running game
no o-line
no Earl Thomas

they are one and done

the Pats game was their peak, then injuries came in

They're about to win the Super Bowl, friend. Have faith. They'll pull through...

Just say you're sorry and don't @ me ever again!

LOL
O
L

WC
packers > giants
seahawks > lions
steelers > dolphins
texans > raiders

DIV
packers > cowboys
falcons > seahawks
chiefs > steelers
patriots > texans

CCG
falcons > packers
patiots > chiefs

SB
patriots > falcons

>mfw a Somalian Vikings fan and a Gangbanging Bears fan were rooting for the Lions tonight
Can you retards do ANYTHING right?! God, we need to reshuffle the divisions. The North has 3 dumpers.

You don't unironically think this now, do you? I thought that the "X number of days until the Xecucks win the Superb Owl" meme died off as it should have and as it should be.

LIKABILITY OF THE POTENTIAL OWL WINNERS POWER RANKINGS

1. Falcons
2. Lions
3. Packers
4. Giants

mild power gap

55. Seahawks
56. Steelers

POWER GAP

9007. Cowboys
9008. Patriots
9009. Chiefs

>void of teams with zero chance
Raiders
Dolphins
Texans

>were rooting for the Lions tonight

You both had gotten into the playoffs before the game started
What makes you think we would root for wither team at that point?

Remember when Matt Stafford was gonna win the MVP?

Texans over Raiders
Seahawks over Lions
Steelers over Dolphins
Giants over Packers

Falcons over Seahawks
Patriots over Texans
Steelers over Chiefs
Cowboys over Giants

Cowboys over Falcons
Patriots over Steelers

Cowboys over Patriots

>“It’s cool. I’m kind of getting used to winning now,” Bennett said Sunday. “Know what I’m saying? At first it’s like, ‘Yeah!’ It’s like the first time having sex. Then the second time, then your third time, it’s like, ‘Oh yeah, it’s pretty cool. I’m getting better at it.’ It’s just really fun. I enjoy playing with these guys and giving everything I got every single game. I’m ready to do everything they ask of me.”

>“It’s been cool. I just go out there, and I don’t get too many of the balls, but when I do I try to catch them all,” Bennett said. “That was one of my goals coming into the game, I was like, ‘I need to get at least 32 yards.’ I got 33, and I was like, ‘All right. Y’all can continue to throw the ball wherever y’all want to.’ You set goals as you get closer — 650 yards doesn’t sound as good. It’s like, ‘700, oh yeah, that was a good year.’ That was cool.

>puckers over chiefs

You really, really, like women, right?

Anyone got a template of the yfw _____________ wins da Superbowl

>no upsets
Lmao

Did they?

>Everyone thinking the Steelers will beat the Dolphins, even though the Dolphins already beat earlier this season, especially when the Steelers barely beat the Browns today.

*sigh*

When will they learn?

Giants besting Pack and Steelers besting Chiefs would be upsets

Here's the more fitting one

1. Chiefs
2. Falcons
3. Lions
4. Dolphins
5. Texans
6. Giants
7. Stoolers
8. Puckers
9. Cowspics
10. Raidniggers
11. Cheatriots
12. Xecucks

>it kike having sex for the first time

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHAT THAT LIKE YOU NIG REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>SNF could of been this really cool divisional matchup with the playoffs on the line but Washington just HAD to lose and make the game fucking worthless
way to go foreskins, I hope the liberals win and your team gets banned from the league

Make way for the MVP

Only retards ever thought that. If you need 4th quarter comebacks against shitty teams, you're not really that good.

Zeke is hungry for a ring

>implying the squids are even the slightest bit good

Steelers over chiefs isnt an upset. They beat them by like 40 or something this season. Game was so shit i turned it off

The way has already been made

daily reminder tyreek hill beat the fuck out of a pregnant woman

Was she pregnant with his child?

>muh past
How that went today, fuck boi?

Sounds elite to me

>a 2 seed losing to a 3 isnt an upset
Retard

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>49ers actually choose Baalke over Harbaugh
>fire Baalke today

no such thing as likable teams. Pitiable maybe. Its your team vs the world

fans turn into shitposting apes the second their team gets into the playoffs

(see that Coasta Rican Miami fan and every Chiefs poster on sp for example)

and if the team actually manages to win the fucking owl.... (xhehawks)

and they'll shitpost off that shit forever (see Pats, Giants, every time a Steelers fan is losing an argument)

Thats a pretty loose term of "upset" is it not?
a 6th seed beating a 1st seed is an upset.

A 2 and 3 seed are very closely matched teams

This

Love Tyreek, he's a baller. The NFL needs more guys like him and less of the cucked blacks you see in the league today.

Since Vick, the quality of characters has declined.

Didn't miami basically lose to the browns but win because the browns missed a field goal to win it

They beat 1 team with a winning record

holy shit a first-round bye after all. Not too bad.

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The Chiefs are the very definition of likable friendo

>QB is a literal Chad
>most explosive player in the league (Tyreek Hill)
>eric berry is a feel good story
>marcus peters doesn't run his mouth
>houston is soft-spoken and is better than watt and mack at this point
>dee ford becoming the 2nd best pass rusher in the AFC

What's there not to like, faggot?

wait wait wait we had shitposters on here even before they started winning. you give us too much innocence when we were losing

I believe the Browns gave them the ball first in ot to ensure their #1 pick

Also, /nfl/ doesn't hate the Chiefs. It's buttblasted Raidniggers and jealous Xecucks wishing they had our team.

Their fanbase is more Cancer than Berry was

>Dontari Poe the 350 QB
>Travis Kelce the dancer moonlighting as an NFL player

Whoever wins the Steelers Chiefs game wins the AFC.

I like the indian chop thing. Shits pretty cool

Buttblasted? Jealous? Pick one, Raidnigger/Xecuck

In this year's playoffs, we have...

>...two teams who have never been to a Super Bowl.
>...three teams who have never won a Super Bowl
>...six teams who have not been to a Super Bowl in the third millennium
>...seven teams who have not won a Super Bowl in the third millennium

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Could my body physically survive the amount of dope I would have to smoke in order to believe the Chiefs will beat New England in New England?

>Vicucks were 5-0 at one point
>Sam Bradford
KEK

Beating the Pats in NE is easy. Just have a shitty O-line and kill Gronk.

>Lions beating the Seahawks so they can go to Dallas to get BTFO
I like this.

>lions eeked into the playoffs
>now wont fire all of the garbage coaches keeping the team down

Amazing

OP forgot

>TEN:Matt Cassel managed to not suck.

Tyfreak Hill is too fast for his team

Thanks friendo. I should have been specific. Kelce might be on Gonzo's level if he keeps this shit up a few years more. I'm not sure if Poe will be back though ;~;

Do Cowboys have a shot?

It's the NFL.

Is he better than Dante "Can't Catch Me" Hall?

then Gronk used destiny bond and took Thomas with him

>still arming your own blocker into the gorund

absolute mad man

>Godgers has more TD passes

I still think Hill actually said to the guy to fall the fuck down mid stiffarm.

Can you stop them?

every ten yards he runs is another battered woman

Think it's safe to say Hill is /ourguy/ once and for all. Thanks for the support famalam

Oh fuck my sides

Dante was shifty. This guy doesn't need to be. If there's a hole open he can simply run faster than everyone.