Would you fuck my girlfriend? But there's a catch, she has a secret. (And no it's not a penis)

Would you fuck my girlfriend? But there's a catch, she has a secret. (And no it's not a penis).

Just post the secret you fucking cuck

gotta see dem titties to tell

HIV positive?

Nah, first you admit you wanna fuck her.

No nothing bad like that.

I would destroy her pussy

I would fuck her. Secret can't be that bad

a paunch and the hiv
no thanks, maybe shell get skinny when it goes fullblown aids

My god more of that ass please, and yes I would fuck her.

I hate surprises.

Roast beef pussy?

Underage fuck off peado cuck

I would love to fuck her...regardless of her secret

>more of dat ass

what is her secret??

the secret is either gonna be:

1. beefy pussy
2. hairy pussy
3. potentially ruined or altered pussy
4. piercings

Just post the noods you fucktard...

HIV Curious?

Nah, underage bait prob

She used to have a penis

Secret is OP is a nigger and the slut's a coalburner

She fuck her dog

Wait, I got this guy's. Is her secret that her bf is a faggot?

Excluding the terrifying negativity we've all been avoiding, could we please move on?

I feel dead inside. As if I've waited an eternity. It is infuriating.

Okay so all you guys agree she's cute and you wanna fuck her right? (Even her feet are perfect)

Wanna know the secret?

can't walk, except on her knees

Cuck shut that cock holster you call a mouth and let us know

Tell the fucking secret

Ffs get on with it...

The secret is she loves sucking creamy hot logs of shit out of Andy sixx ass

Yeet

She's a child?

hurry up you fucking nigger

This has been a let down

I would fuck her sloppy seconds afternoon getting plowed by every user who has pledged to fuck her

Fuck you bait faggo

Got my vote.

She's 15, and I been dating her for 1 year now. So congrats everyone.

four nipples? tiny calves? her name is Dave? She hears through her nose? Shes pro interabang? She is immune to trips? Horses are scared of her? She used to be a small Peruvian hamster?
Am I close?

MODS

Obvious secret is it's a trap. Obvious

You act like this is an issue for Sup Forums.
Ffs I'm only 20, shits still gud

Oh all the slidds

Amazing you retarded cuck . We will put your behaviour down to your dad fucking you as a child

...

Post op tranny I bet

Lol are you retarded, nothing nude has been posted

Don't believe you
Let's see her face

15,still legal here

Ok but...is her pussy hairy or pierced or beefy?????

Still fapping.

that's not really a secret. or even really that interesting. you're just some skeezy dude dating a kid. congrats.

post more

Not obvious enough, apparently.

>jealous white girl who no one wants after she's had 10 dicks in her detected

...

Oddly specific. Did someone hurt you?

Full frontal nude

I'm hungry~.

Whether they did or not, it's always the same story, older girls get jealous when guys go for younger girls, because maybe a guy wants someone who aren't sluts and/or a walking emotional baggage.

this.

That's as far as I'm going lol.

Can we move on?
Or is the goal to waste time?
Infinite procrastination.

Let her have what she wants!
Everyone in the back wants it!
She wants it! Let's go~!!

I'm fucking dying~.

be a Sup Forumsro and go all the way

enjoy free butthole enlargement

show her ass in a thong OP

It happened already~.

Can, we, please~, proceed!?

For all you know he could be underageb& too, fucking retard. Dating doesn't even necessitate sex.. though I hope it does. No evidence. Fuck off.

("Lol.")

>why?
Because...

The end.
Next!

For 15 she's pretty ugly. I thought these youngns were supposed to be cute.

he´s still posting pictures of a teen on the internet, the picture dossent have to be a full nude, so yes he broke the law, kys

She looks like shes 30. Lord, what will she look like when she IS 30...

...I'm leaving~.

You honestly have no idea what has gone on here over the years do you..
Gtfo newfag

teens post worse of themselves all the time