""football""

>""football""
>it's mostly played with the hands
>americans

>""Humans""
>get their heads chopped off, entire population is poor, won't stop jumping the border and annoying their superior upstairs neighbors
>beaners

>60%
>talking shit

>A
>Fucking
>Leaf

>a fucking leaf
>their prime minister is a muslim loving cuck

You're just as bad, fuck off

>"sport"
>can't use your hands

That's no way to talk to someone who is too poor to watch pirated NFL Sunday Ticket from Sky Mexico and bet on games. Let the guy feel special with his low bitrate blocky 240p soccer streams.

> On November 6, 1869, Rutgers and Princeton played what was billed as the first college football game. However, it wasn't until the 1880s that a great rugby player from Yale, Walter Camp, pioneered rules changes that slowly transformed rugby into the new game of American Football.

rugby

not a rug in site

The ball is one foot long

>soccer
>mainly played by pretending to be hurt and falling to the grass in an attempt to get a penalty
hmm thanks for making me think

>"football" (soccer)
>players spend most of the match on the ground pretending to be hurt

I just don't understand this semen slurping"sport"

>kick a spotted ball around, nothing happens maybe
>take a dive in your favor by acting like you just got stabbed while crying like a girl
>"sport"
>most popular "sport" in the world


Uh huh sure thing pussies

>futbol
>wtf is a fut
>wtf is bol
>wtf is a sport

>says this
>while having a nigger president Barrack HUSSEIN Obama

b-but he's being replaced by a good goy

>A
>fucking
>leaf

lel alot of triggered americans itt

>saying this when you live in a 80% muslim country

I'm sure there are at least a few rugs in the town of Rugby.

>"Soccer"
>No socks to speak of
>Rest of the world

>calling it "foot"ball because of the dimensions of the ball
>amerimperials

>football
>nobody who plays it has balls
>ameripussies

Isn't Britain the only white country that calls it "football"?

>mostly

It's called football because it's a ball game played on foot on a field. Not because you "foot" the ball

European county's call it football.
Been white county's anymore is another thing all together.

>Assmad his shithole continent can't come up with sports to be good at unlike America
>Only time they win anything against other countries is by accident

>the absence of mobility scooters is so uncommon it is used to distinctly categorize American sports.

No, it's because the ball is a foot long you mong

end of discussion.

why not call it footlongball then

Subway had the copyright

CHI

>hand
>egg

>eggy
>bread

>be American
>get shot by copyright officers for using a trademarked word in conversation
>react violently
>get sued by Fine Bros for Reactâ„¢ing

>sports to be good at
>every single player that's best at their 'sport' is african

Me having a conversation with someone from the USA:
>what continent are you from?
>North America
>so you're an American?
>yes
>and what's your nationality?
>American
>I know that but what's your nationality?
>American
>I understand that but what is your nationality?
>American
And so on.

>saying this when you live in a 100% black country