ITT: Characters who are literally you

ITT: Characters who are literally you.
>Pic related

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just fucking kill me now

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>pic related
Kys

me af

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my coon detector is going wild

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You guys are boring characters

what anime?

literally me

>be me
>be skeptical of the promises and benefits of being born
>be reading Schopenhauer
>certain passages be good, yo
>but that metaphysical shit
>but that misogynistic shit
>can't post portrait of Schopenhauer
>okay, well
>be drunk
>be smoking atm
>be existentially nihilistic and depressed for years
>be thinking about pop culture characters that OP may now

>ah, gotcha

>mfw

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so ay

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Anyone else getting really tired of this bullshit urbanite existence where you only live to work and jerk off at the end of the day? One of these days I'm going to blow up a bank.

literally everyone

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>Read Schopenhauer
>Still a post modernist

Fucking neck yourself

shit, son. my b. *that OP may know

Dude are you me?

>Genius-level intellect
>Brilliant strategist and tactician
>Peak-human athlete and martial artist
>Photographic memory
>Preternatural reflexes and reaction time
>Vast wealth and access to advanced technological resources

This

K

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>literally

Can I borrow 20 bucks?

Commonplace.

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Come on now, son.

You know those categories aren't mutually exclusive and that the old fucker's denial of life-affirmation is in line with or at least pillars many post-modern deconstructions of biological imperatives, especially in its incorporation of non-Western influences.

Don't be an edgy clown trying to make silly point.

Literally me

watamote

>son
stopped reading there

Literally me in every way

FUCK! Wrong picture.

Very nice.

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>dismissing southern US vernacular 'cause of some bullshit

Do your thing, whatever you need, to ignore what I wrote.

>love coffee and donuts
>look great in a suit
>have weird dreams that often yield real-world returns
>adored by a rich teenage girl
>have literally ridden a giant sandworm on the planet arrakis
>dated lara flynn boyle before she became the ghost of a skeleton
>always talking to non-existent secretary in tape recorder

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Steven Hyde

Meant to post this one:

Doesn't change my opinion

>"characters who are literally you"
>posts retarded misrepresentation from a retarded and failed movie meant for emo teenagers of an otherwise decent character

Stop being edgy, OP. You are not special and quit trying to be.

Just get off of Sup Forums all together, we all know that you are an emo teenager in real life, no use in hiding.

>implying southern US vernacular shouldn't be dismissed inherently

>Che T-Shirt

kill yourself

I prefer the first one

I'm not even a girl...

Damn. You really showed OP.

Wouldn't want to mess with you IRL.

Diane, the Little Man told me the dubs I used to get would come back into style. His prediction came true. I'm on to something here.

maybe not on the outside

You are completely missing the point.

Also, you're OP and don't deny it, just leave.

Only difference is that I'm virgin


>end me plz

>falling for this bait

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>too dumb to know that he's dumb

how in the fuck is representing yourself as that nerd being edgy?

How did he lose his virginity?

Oh I know it is bait broski.

Doesn't make him any less of an edgy teenager. He has a whole long setup, see, he is super-baiting us. He is an edgy teenager into baiting people who is baiting us into believing that he is an edgy teenager who likes Suicide Squad.

It's genius and retarded at the same time.

You got me mixed up, user.

Just a passerby who thinks your call-out is just as "edgy" as you claim the OP to be.

Keep on walkin'—with your old ass .gif.

How many different languages can you speak?

I can speak five. I can read three of them. Most of my colleagues at work can do the same.

You Americans are so fucking stupid.

Harley Quinn isn't a fucking nerd.

Not in any sense of the word.

The Harley Quinn posted from Suicide Squad is head over heels for the Joker, while being suicidal for recreation.

See, finding fun out of suicide is edgy in itself, but being in love is even more edgy.

> Believes there is more to "reality" than meets the eye
> Willing to take the blue pill to go down the rabbit hole
> Above average intelligence
> Studies martial arts
> Known to friends (and some foes) as "the one"

Newfag detected.
>not realizing that the older, the better

What did she do for a living before she met the Joker?

ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?
>willing to take the blue pill
IT WAS THE RED PILL.
YOU CLEARLY HAVEN'T SEEN THE MATRIX.

GET OUT OF HERE.

w-which one's the 'after' pic?

She was a psychiatrist. She was the Joker's psychiatrist when she met the Joker.

Whos the joker?

how do you fuck up the matrix?

A psychopath.

Haha, keep it up.

Anything you need to do to ignore what I wrote about certain Schopenhauerian ideas colliding with and even mirroring strains of life-negating postmodern philosophies.

Your shit is stale, but keep on with your

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>answering a rhetorical question

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???

>This cuck thinks women are motivated to lose weight

How in fuck was I supposed to know it was rhetorical?

Are you fucking retarded?

You cannot tell voice tones over text.

NICE

fuk u nig

This was perfect.

Holy fuck

I'm not that user, but I knew it was rhetorical

nice quads

It's kind of obvious that his question was rhetorical, actually

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>quads
get off my board

inb4 you reply to your own get 20 times to make it look like a shitstorm.

>no one cares fag

Who was the joker before he was an psychopath?

Got one.

I`d prefered 666666

>Quads

There is a Theorie (New Batman Trilogy)
That he was a soldier once and saw his comrades die. That made him insane

Got another. Man, these newfags are really biting today.

A+, same

nigger

>One of these days I'm going to blow up a bank.

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