I guess you can call me Goldbeard now.
I guess you can call me Goldbeard now
Christian Diaz
Dominic Morris
fidget spinner
Anthony Scott
you were already fucked
Nathaniel Reyes
Oh fuck, I was touching my balls
Landon Taylor
keyboard and a large dresser/desk that my pc sits on, i no longer have to work a day in my life due to the dresser. ty op
Jacob Lopez
Solid gold samsung tablet.
Luke Lopez
a full size couch
made of wood and cloth it was a bitch to get downstairs
I'll have to cut it up to sell off the gold
but fuck it
I'm made for life
Colton Fisher
Solid gold chair. Pimp.
Aaron Bennett
This phone I'm posting with and my other hand
Justin Sanchez
my flaccid penis
Angel Taylor
My dick is solid gold...
Matthew Lee
mah teef
Matthew Green
My dick
Isaiah Anderson
hand was hanging in the air, rip no gold bois
Angel Adams
my fucking stomach.... thanks -.-
Alexander Phillips
air is touch
Ayden Murphy
gold sandwich.
FUck im still hungry
Isaac Torres
my hair
solid gold down to my nips, thanks man
Gabriel Bailey
jezus
Gavin Cox
Summer is in the air
Hudson Roberts
a pen
Carter Miller
golden keyboard.
am okay with this.
Xavier Powell
A 1941 Mauser K98k
Huh...
Aaron Cruz
I can deal with a solid gold PS3 controller
Andrew Murphy
I have a gold phone and desk now. Jackpot!
Ethan Mitchell
King size bed
Leo Cook
Goldmember
Lincoln Lee
Fuck
Tyler Bailey
My car
Noah Torres
but what were you touching?
Jose Reed
Most of my face is now gold
Ian Martin
My dick just got downgraded
Diamonds > gold
Jose Rodriguez
...
Levi Cox
The phone I was holding to read this post...
Bentley Cox
there can only be one y'know....
Levi Moore
Haha, now it's soft and ductile.
Grayson Morgan
>This
Grayson Hill
oh sheeiiit my ribcage is gold now
Jordan Hill
why was your hand inside your chest
Jeremiah Gomez
yes i cut it open and was playing with my bones its basically like a bunch of vaginas
Henry Harris
i got giant gobstopper diameter 3inches so doing quiet good
Jose Perez
I was trying to get a contact lens out
Michael Thomas
Glass of iced tea
Brb, gonna go sell it for $$$
Lincoln Fisher
Half eaten Apple
Adam Anderson
myself and my laptop. fuckkkk.
Adam Ramirez
It's going to be tough to get out of these shorts, but I'll be able to sell 'em for so much dough.
Brayden Young
Got me a solid gold bed.
Benjamin Sanchez
The ground, I guess either my whole house or the whole world is now solid gold.
Thomas Rogers
I now have a solid gold prostate.
>gunna be hard to piss from now on.
Connor Rivera
I use the left hand for the mouse, but I was playing with one of my front teeth with my right hand, so I guess that's the one that counts and I'm Dr. Teeth now.
James Cruz
already made this joke my nigga
Ryan Powell
Gold phone