ITT: You can write your 14 yo self a letter with 30 words max

ITT: You can write your 14 yo self a letter with 30 words max.
You will then get teleported into the past with no knowledge of the future, only the letter.
>What do you write?

Op is a fag always.

>In the mathematically rigorous formulation of quantum mechanics developed by Paul Dirac,[18] David Hilbert,[19] John von Neumann,[20] and Hermann Weyl,[21] the possible states of a quantum mechanical system are symbolized[22] as unit vectors (called state vectors). Formally, these reside in a complex separable Hilbert space—variously called the state space or the associated Hilbert space of the system—that is well defined up to a complex number of norm 1 (the phase factor). In other words, the possible states are points in the projective space of a Hilbert space, usually called the complex projective space. The exact nature of this Hilbert space is dependent on the system—for example, the state space for position and momentum states is the space of square-integrable functions, while the state space for the spin of a single proton is just the product of two complex planes. Each observable is represented by a maximally Hermitian (precisely: by a self-adjoint) linear operator acting on the state space. Each eigenstate of an observable corresponds to an eigenvector of the operator, and the associated eigenvalue corresponds to the value of the observable in that eigenstate. If the operator's spectrum is discrete, the observable can attain only those discrete eigenvalues.

In the formalism of quantum mechanics, the state of a system at a given time is described by a complex wave function, also referred to as state vector in a complex vector space.[23] This abstract mathematical object allows for the calculation of probabilities of outcomes of concrete experiments. For example, it allows one to compute the probability of finding an electron in a particular region around the nucleus at a particular time. Contrary to classical mechanics, one can never make simultaneous predictions of conjugate variables, such as position and momentum, to arbitrary precision.

This letter won't help you
too many words

Relax a bit man, save a bit more money than you are. Life isn't gonna be so bad no matter what you think. Skip Brianna. Smoke some weed.

>too many words
fine

>Adolf Hitler:
>Ladies and Gentlemen of the German Reichstag! By agreement with the Reich Government, today the National Socialist German Workers’ Party and the German National People’s Party have presented to you for resolution a notice of motion concerning a “Law for Removing the Distress of Volk and Reich.” The reasons for this extraordinary measure are as follows: In November 1918, the Marxist organizations seized the executive power by means of a Revolution. The monarchs were dethroned, the authorities of Reich and Länder removed from office, and thus a breach of the Constitution was committed.

Borrow $10.000 and buy up bitcoin as soon as it comes out. Borrow another $10.000 and invest in snapchat as soon as it comes out. You are welcome, bro. Yolo.

good.

Just bring a gun to class while you can you assmongling turdbungling autism magnet. Also don't buy weed from Zach.

bring an mp40 to school tomorrow

30 words all i need is 3

>>Kys fucking fag

great minds think alike

the jews are behind it all, never forget this!

Everything

Now imagine if u were immediately teleported back in time and all you got in the letter is dis.

trips confirm, check em

Checked.

Also, that comes to roughly 49,000,000.00$, just in case you were wondering.

oh my god its nickels underage fuck slut

OP you are one fat ugly motherfucker if I could have anything teleported into the past it would be myself with a shotgun so I can blow your mothers brains out for raising a human garbage disposal
lets hear what you would tell 14 year old self piggy

probably that you forgot to take the trash out yesterday and thats why your mother took your box of cosmic brownies the second time in disgust

Work hard to become a Sup Forums moderator. Ban that underage fat cunt in 2017.

remeber, ethan will come out as gay, so fucking kill him while you can without being homophobic

buy a little japanese company called Sup Forums

14? well all lost by then, this is of no use to me.
sage
sage
sage

>mfw you will get that letter

There's more to life than anime, video games, and masturbation. Losing weight isn't as hard as you think. Invest in Bitcoin. Get a book on C and learn to program.

>the face of a sexually undesirable pig in despair

...

>There's more to life than anime, video games, and masturbation
That's what you think
>Losing weight isn't as hard as you think
not true at all, i tried it 4 2 months, dindt work
>Invest in Bitcoin
yes
>Get a book on C and learn to program
c++, c# and java

Hey bud. Your actually a woman.

>i tried it for two months
>I did two sit ups in two months, ate one carrot a week and rewarded myself with 3 cakes a day
i fixed it for you

no

...

stop masturbating

>dindt work
well thats about as obvious as your lack of self control

>What do you write?

''Don't kill yourself, bro. It's not worth it.''
t. you

HAHAHA quads. Im not even mad, thats amazing!

>i tried it 4 2 months, dindt work
Then you didn't do it right.

>c++, c# and java
C is a good starting point. Fuck C#.

Invest in Google. Nothing else matters if that doesn't happen.

my 3rd quads :)

OP lets see that chubby little white cock

Nothing matters.
Everyone dies sometime.
You're still naive.
Get another job.
Everyone is anxious, afraid.
You'll be a better man.
Rock bottom enlightens.

Love yourself.
Hate yourself.
Struggle.

and how many hot pockets have you had so far? 13?

Work out. Study hard. Save money, disregard women. Quit smoking. Eat healthy. Don't stress so hard, just live your life. It is what it is enjoy yourself

Is this what your guidance counselor said to you?

Your girlfriend will leave you anyway, fuck every girl you can

Rubber won't stop the shame

I wish.

i will report u if u post that pic. fair warning.
we don't have hot pockets in Quebec
i will

THE BEAST!

kek, baby penis here cant even get a girl to look at him, so much as fuck him

fat and canadian boy you were dealt the worse fucking hand

dont visit Sup Forums its a trap and will suck your life away
when given the opportunity have sex, yeah youve missed on loads and you will turn into a kiss less virgin

posting dik pics in Sup Forums is a-ok, you wont get banned for something so stupid

visit Sup Forums because it's a trap and will give you succ
when given the opportunity get succ

Save her

Stay sober, dont get married, dont have kids

of course you will it looks like honey boo boos clit i would report myself to satan with the 9mm next to me

not if report it as CP ;)
yeah i will do that 4 u

your clearly under 25 and have no real life experience and the weight of the world hasnt crushed you yet

Leaked pick of his micro dong

YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU WERE GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE IN THE WASHROOM AFTER DAD BROKE YOUR LEG? DO IT. TRUST ME. DO IT.

this feel man

Yes you'll soon realize after your school years, life truly does suck

sure you will baby dick

whenever youre done devouring everything in sight you fucking blob of sadness and cheese

Don't worry, you're going to smash soon enough.
Stop being a commie. Also My Little Pony is still Trash.

Winning lottery #'s, winning horses, super bowl and world cup winners. Funk everything else...I'll figure it out with my billions

OH BOY.........IT SUCKS FUCKING HARD FOR 99% OF THE POPULATION. BUT HEY, KEEP DREAMING ABOUT FUCKING KATY PERRY. HERE'S A HINT; IT WON'T HAPPEN.

Add kids, bills and the realisation that life is never going to get better, icing on the cake

>no real life experience
>get a job
>Everyone is anxious
>Rock bottom enlightens
>struggle
Makes sense, user. Real life experience involves not getting a job, believing that everything will be okay no matter what, cucking yourself out of opportunities because you think you're the only one inside your own head, and not putting in the effort.

I time traveled here to give you a note, please kill me because OP didn't think about the trip back. don't wait around

SO he's admitting to being underage? Doesnt that get ya banned on Sup Forums

>cake

ADD KIDS WHO FUCK UP MORE THAN YOU DO, BILLS.....YOUR EX WIFE'S BILLS.....OLD AGING PARENTS WHO YOU CAN'T STAND AND WISH THEY DIE AND CAN'T BELIEVE THEY MADE IT THIS FAR ...AND A JOB THAT SUCKS. AND TRUST ME: SUICIDE AT 14 LOOKS DAMN GOOD

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AGING GRACEFULLY. FUCK, EVEN BRAD PITT'S LIFE WENT TO HELL AND HE'S BRAD FUCKING PITT,

She's cheating on you.
Be mad, but don't let it change who you are.
Hang with your friends more.
Bang that Mexican drummer chick.
Find J.T's attic stash.
Buy bitcoin.

>Buy bitcoin.


YEAH GREAT FUCKING ADVICE YOU SHILL CUNT.

Ever played that game 2 truths 1 lie? Say outrageous shit that ends up being true, so the lie doesn't seem outlandish.
I want to severely improve my life, then fucking annihilate it because I trust this shitty letter too much.

Not that guy, but it's solid advice. BTC is sitting around $2,200 right now. If you bought/mined a lot back when it was basically worthless, and held onto it, you'd have a decent amount of cash now.

oh god what is that thing

Don't stop trying man.. I am sure you will succeed at killing yourself with the 5th try, so go for it

Thanks captain hindsight

There is no god. Don't bother trying to join the military. Go to college. Study math. Invest in Google & bitcoin. Learn formal logic. Don't ever lower your standards when dating.

2200 IS PEAK OR NEAR PEAK. IT'S FUCING DISASTROUS ADVICE ESPECIALLY WITH SO MANY NEW "MINED" SHIT COMING UP. IT'S A PYRAMID SCHEME AND YOU ARE GOING TO GO "ON" AT THE TOP?

FUCKING MORON

I SAID FUCK OFF SHILL.

Whats wrong with the military

I said to get in at the start, not to get in now. It would be stupid to expect to make money off of it now.

Hey man, hands on the wheel.

I ACTUALLY FOUND A GUY WHO HUNG HIMSELF IN MY LOCAL PARK. IT'S A LARGE PARK AND PRETTY EMPTY ESPECIALLY AT NIGHT. I WAS YOUNG WHEN THIS HAPPENED BUT I ALWAYS REMEMBER THE BOTTLE OF LIQUOR AND PACK OF EMPTY CIGARETTES AT THE BASE OF THE TREE. HE LOOKED PEACEFUL HUNG THERE AND HIS FACE HAD NO TO LITTLE DISCOLORATION. I ALWAYS IMAGINE IF I KILL MYSELF IT WILL BE AT THAT EXACT TREE. IT'S SILL THERE AND THE PLACE IS SO PEACEFUL.

Lose your current friends, stop eating unhealthy shit, and learn to style your fucking hair.

Giants win Superbowl..don't know what year..bet everything you have every year on giants 1!!!11!!

invest in apple and bitcoin. market crash in 2008. get psychotherapy, life isnt hell, parents are idiotic monsters. read psychology books. lottery numbers:

Today is a fine day to emulate your hero.

Nothing. I just wasted 2 years with my life in hold trying to get a waiver to join for use of an inhaler as a child. I was permanently DQ'ed. Recruiter tried all he could, but would have been better had nether of us wasted the time or energy.

invest in bitcoin and kill whoever comes up with the caps lock concept

also break the flute that wakes snorlax up so his fatass never makes a crappy thread like this again

SOON FRIEND,,,SOON...YOU'LL GO NOT TO LONG AFTER.

BUT IF YOU BREAK THAT FLUTE YOU'LL NEVER WAKE UP???? OHHH...I GET IT...EMO REQUEST

Dont use a shoelace to anhero

invest all your money in bitcoin, the price will 1000x and youll be rich you dumb faggot

hahahahahahahahaha bowtie neckfry

/thread

Tell Dad to cut the booze, invest in Tesla, and don't take up waiting if managing gets too rough

Soon isn't fast enough, nigger.

We wuz kangz