SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

Op is a fag

THE WORLD WAS GONORRHEA.

/thread

I'm going to shoot myself in a shed

I AIN'T THE SHARPEST FAG IN A CHAN

SHE WAS COVERED IN MY CUM
WITH A SHARPIE IN HER BUM
AND HER FACEBOOK GOT POSTED ON Sup Forums

...

That you had a girlfriend, that looked like a boyfriend

WELL THE NIGGERS START ROLLING AND
THEY DONT STAP ROLLIN
GET YOUR SHOTGUN OR BETTER GET START ROLLIN

Naje-neun ttasaroun inkanjeo-gin yeoja
Keopi hanjanye yeoyureuraneun pumkyeok i-nneun yeoja
Bami omyeon shimjangi tteugeowojineun yeoja
Keureon banjeon i-nneun yeoja

THE POSTS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP CUMMING

I said hey heres a concept, you go to Sup Forums you're gonna get rekt. We all are a little strange.

...

Somebody once told me the Minecraft is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest pickaxe in the chest
He was looking kind of dumb with her finger and white eyes
In the shape of an "H" on his forehead

Well, the creepers start coming and they don't stop coming
Took my diamond pickaxe and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for gold
Your Herobraine gets smart but your enderman gets dumb

So much to mine, so much to dig
So what's wrong with killing the black sheep?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't get armour of gold

[Chorus:]
Hey, now, you're an minerr, get your pickaxe game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a farmer , get the sheep on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
With diamond and emerald
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're mined up now wait 'til you get older
But the endermen beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the canvas picture

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The fidget spiner is for an autistic kid so you might as well spin
My house's on fire. How about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.

[Chorus 2x]

Somebody once asked could I spare some gold for coal
I need to get myself away from this world
I said yep, what a creative
I could use a little coal myself
And we could all use a little iron

So much to mine, so much to dig
So what's wrong with killing the black sheep?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't get armour of gold

[Chorus]

And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

Autistic as possible

This


But you finished it all user. Now we cant play

Hey now, you're a pornstar, take your clothes off, get laid.

Do whatever you want

Now make a Sup Forums version

A YOUNG BOY
MY FATHER

TOOK ME INTO HIS TOOLSHED

AND SHOWED ME HIS BIG PENIS

HE SAID "SON WHEN YOU OPEN
YOUR MOUTH WILL YOU PLEASE SUCK ON
MY HARD ENORMOUS COCK."

And that's how life will forfeit

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT