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nu-male pogrom edition

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more like overrated albums edition

>Ihsahn has more talent than Varg

>Jesu will never be this good again

New man detected

>Sarcofago
>fago
>not nu males

nu-male

>liking atmoshit

>liking proge

This is on the inside of the cover art booklet for Deathcrush

Reminder: Euro is based.

poser. rotting & laws of scourge take a shit on your sekret club album any day

Hipsters like Burzum way more than Emperor

oh i thought you meant clandestine was overrated

doesn't change the fact that varg has made more good albums than ihsahn

Well that's not possible because Varg made 0

wrong

Ihashn is a talented musician and producer with eclectic music range
Varg is a LARPing snownigger who literally killed a person and now shitposts on YouTube

What were you listening to 10 years ago?

youtube.com/watch?v=z7zvCgP94gM

It is though. Left Hand Path is leagues ahead of Clandestine

>Varg is a LARPing snownigger who literally killed a person and now shitposts on YouTube

who also made some good music

correct, he made Daudi Baldrs

...

Yeah this meme didn't age so well now didn't it?
Black metal was, and still is, the trendiest genre ever, and the basic, highly-melodic guitar work of bands like Darkthrone and Burzum is the reason so many kids and hipsters are into the genre.

If forced to choose between effigy of the forgotten and ablaze in the northern sky, we all know which album the average Arcade Fire fan would choose.

>tfw you like indie rock but prefer death over black metal

technical death metal is full of nu-males too though

Every genre is full of nu-males

Holy shit I wanna go back to the colonial era

>I call people nu-males on the internet

>hey kid ever heard of this ultra cult band called Possessed? Fucking scene kids don't even know who these guys were. Did I tell you that I was a thrasher all the way back in 1984?

>I've been called out on my shitty taste and I'm salty about it

>tfw a dog dresses better than you

dsbm for this meal?

nu-male

The only reason it became trendy is because people were more attracted to the aesthetic and the infamy than the music or the lyrics. This is literally almost ENTIRELY Varg's fault by the way.

It didn't attract anybody from the mainstream when Faust stabbed a gay guy for no reason, it attracted people when they saw churches on fire and inter-bandmate drama like what happened between Varg and Euro.

You don't know shit, pal.

Not power metal

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power metal was nu-male before the term even existed

Alright you got me there. But still, I don't believe that the genre would've been such a hit among hipsters had it not been accessible enough for them to digest. I doubt that they would be listening to Burzum if they were as dense or abrasive as say, early Gorguts for example.

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>You don't know shit, pal.
t. little dick

Anyone down to start a new genre?

>eclectic music range
>proge

there is literally nothing else we can do in metal except keep mixing together shit that hasn't been mixed together yet, which is a total copout

Maybe not in US, but in Europe virtually every fedora and LARPer I ever met was into Power or normie folk like Eluveitie and Korpiklaani

Nah man, I was thinking of something like speed doom but you gotta be morbidly obese to join the scene

What's the most metal political ideology and why is it egoist anarchism?

>speed doom
>mixing together shit that hasn't been mixed together yet

>not listening rhapsody's discography on loop while playing WoW in 2017

Because that's literally the world view of toddlers

>listening rhapsody's discography on loop while playing WoW in 2017

Sure is getting spooky in here

I know personally like 6 people, who would be down for it. Sounds comfy as heck.

You're forgetting about the obesity part
We'll be so obese that it will affect our ability to play so it'll have a 90s black metal feel

I'm so offended

Yes. Downtempo BM is what hipsters like, it's called Norsecore.

It's actually anarcho-fascism

>Norsecore
>Downtempo
Are you dim?

what metal does this handsome young man listen to

glam

What is the worst thing ever and why is it corpse paint? It's just edgy KISS.

Is Coroner nu-male?

>Darkness Descends
>not Leave Scars
God damnit Fenriz

>scott burns

such is the general consensus. comparing almost any death metal album to left hand path and calling lhp better doesn't mean the other album is terrible lmao

One of the few non-numale bands, along with Voivod

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post gud split albums

>listening to splits
>tagging splits
>possibly downloading two different album covers for splits

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this has that guy from SMES on it.

Why is Lifelover the pinnacle of post-black metal music?

her face is like sarah silverman

Careful, dude. Last time I posted that album cover I got a three day ban for posting pornography.

semicolons, lad

Exemplary behavior is worthless when their crime is genetic.

how is Lifelover not allowed by NLDW is

Get yer fucking glasses on

ebin shitpost with political undertones :DDD

Don't ask me, I'm the one who got banned

Ill-suited for leadership, nature bestowed her foulest pigmentation upon them, much like a scar.

do people actually, unironically enjoy Lifelover?

How do I make my own nu-male chart?

just add albums you listen to

I present to you blackened vaporwave
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No you don't

#rekt

Sadness is shit tier you crackerjack motherfucker

Wow, I've been trying to quit using the term numale as of late, but fuck shit if that's not the numalest thing

>sounds exactly like Neige-related shit
no surprises

Neige is the single most influential person in modern day black metal

lmao when does it get black famo

/our girl/ did it lads

I saw a guy with a Burzum shirt at Whole Foods yesterday.
Hipsters love that nigga.

reminder

Is that Lorde?

no it's Bones

bones jones?

It's 2017. Everyone is autistic to some degree since no one want to settle on a single definition of the word. This whole this is just a scam to sell autism pills and keep the lower class under control.

If you don't have assburger, you aren't white.

Sounds like shoegaze, not really that bad desu

post autistic metal

maximum autism levels were reached on this split EP

For black metal, not great
For shoegaze, pretty good