nu-male pogrom edition
previous thread:
nu-male pogrom edition
previous thread:
more like overrated albums edition
>Ihsahn has more talent than Varg
>Jesu will never be this good again
New man detected
>Sarcofago
>fago
>not nu males
nu-male
>liking atmoshit
>liking proge
This is on the inside of the cover art booklet for Deathcrush
Reminder: Euro is based.
poser. rotting & laws of scourge take a shit on your sekret club album any day
Hipsters like Burzum way more than Emperor
oh i thought you meant clandestine was overrated
doesn't change the fact that varg has made more good albums than ihsahn
Well that's not possible because Varg made 0
wrong
Ihashn is a talented musician and producer with eclectic music range
Varg is a LARPing snownigger who literally killed a person and now shitposts on YouTube
What were you listening to 10 years ago?
It is though. Left Hand Path is leagues ahead of Clandestine
>Varg is a LARPing snownigger who literally killed a person and now shitposts on YouTube
who also made some good music
correct, he made Daudi Baldrs
...
Yeah this meme didn't age so well now didn't it?
Black metal was, and still is, the trendiest genre ever, and the basic, highly-melodic guitar work of bands like Darkthrone and Burzum is the reason so many kids and hipsters are into the genre.
If forced to choose between effigy of the forgotten and ablaze in the northern sky, we all know which album the average Arcade Fire fan would choose.
>tfw you like indie rock but prefer death over black metal
technical death metal is full of nu-males too though
Every genre is full of nu-males
Holy shit I wanna go back to the colonial era
>I call people nu-males on the internet
>hey kid ever heard of this ultra cult band called Possessed? Fucking scene kids don't even know who these guys were. Did I tell you that I was a thrasher all the way back in 1984?
>I've been called out on my shitty taste and I'm salty about it
>tfw a dog dresses better than you
dsbm for this meal?
nu-male
The only reason it became trendy is because people were more attracted to the aesthetic and the infamy than the music or the lyrics. This is literally almost ENTIRELY Varg's fault by the way.
It didn't attract anybody from the mainstream when Faust stabbed a gay guy for no reason, it attracted people when they saw churches on fire and inter-bandmate drama like what happened between Varg and Euro.
You don't know shit, pal.
Not power metal
power metal was nu-male before the term even existed
Alright you got me there. But still, I don't believe that the genre would've been such a hit among hipsters had it not been accessible enough for them to digest. I doubt that they would be listening to Burzum if they were as dense or abrasive as say, early Gorguts for example.
ok thread ruined abort restart esc esc esc
>You don't know shit, pal.
t. little dick
Anyone down to start a new genre?
>eclectic music range
>proge
there is literally nothing else we can do in metal except keep mixing together shit that hasn't been mixed together yet, which is a total copout
Maybe not in US, but in Europe virtually every fedora and LARPer I ever met was into Power or normie folk like Eluveitie and Korpiklaani
Nah man, I was thinking of something like speed doom but you gotta be morbidly obese to join the scene
What's the most metal political ideology and why is it egoist anarchism?
>speed doom
>mixing together shit that hasn't been mixed together yet
>not listening rhapsody's discography on loop while playing WoW in 2017
Because that's literally the world view of toddlers
>listening rhapsody's discography on loop while playing WoW in 2017
Sure is getting spooky in here
I know personally like 6 people, who would be down for it. Sounds comfy as heck.
You're forgetting about the obesity part
We'll be so obese that it will affect our ability to play so it'll have a 90s black metal feel
I'm so offended
Yes. Downtempo BM is what hipsters like, it's called Norsecore.
It's actually anarcho-fascism
>Norsecore
>Downtempo
Are you dim?
what metal does this handsome young man listen to
glam
What is the worst thing ever and why is it corpse paint? It's just edgy KISS.
Is Coroner nu-male?
>Darkness Descends
>not Leave Scars
God damnit Fenriz
>scott burns
such is the general consensus. comparing almost any death metal album to left hand path and calling lhp better doesn't mean the other album is terrible lmao
One of the few non-numale bands, along with Voivod
post gud split albums
>listening to splits
>tagging splits
>possibly downloading two different album covers for splits
youtube.com
this has that guy from SMES on it.
Why is Lifelover the pinnacle of post-black metal music?
her face is like sarah silverman
Careful, dude. Last time I posted that album cover I got a three day ban for posting pornography.
semicolons, lad
Exemplary behavior is worthless when their crime is genetic.
how is Lifelover not allowed by NLDW is
Get yer fucking glasses on
ebin shitpost with political undertones :DDD
Don't ask me, I'm the one who got banned
Ill-suited for leadership, nature bestowed her foulest pigmentation upon them, much like a scar.
do people actually, unironically enjoy Lifelover?
How do I make my own nu-male chart?
just add albums you listen to
I present to you blackened vaporwave
youtube.com
No you don't
#rekt
Sadness is shit tier you crackerjack motherfucker
Wow, I've been trying to quit using the term numale as of late, but fuck shit if that's not the numalest thing
>sounds exactly like Neige-related shit
no surprises
Neige is the single most influential person in modern day black metal
lmao when does it get black famo
/our girl/ did it lads
I saw a guy with a Burzum shirt at Whole Foods yesterday.
Hipsters love that nigga.
reminder
Is that Lorde?
no it's Bones
bones jones?
It's 2017. Everyone is autistic to some degree since no one want to settle on a single definition of the word. This whole this is just a scam to sell autism pills and keep the lower class under control.
If you don't have assburger, you aren't white.
Sounds like shoegaze, not really that bad desu
post autistic metal
maximum autism levels were reached on this split EP
For black metal, not great
For shoegaze, pretty good