How do you tell the police that your wife is missing and not look guilty? She's been missing for around 20 hours now

How do you tell the police that your wife is missing and not look guilty? She's been missing for around 20 hours now

You're going to look guilty either way. They're def gonna question you harder if you don't say anything. Looks like you're hiding something.

You could try calling her folks first and see if they have heard from her, then call the police.

If she's missing isn't the question she's definitely missing

>not look guilty
>missing for around 20 hours

That place in your rearview mirror now.

How much evidence do the police need to charge someone in a missing person's case like this?

What you want to to is CUT the crap and go to the police now. Tell them HER last known whereabouts and call UP her friends. You've got to BURY yourself in the work of finding her. THE most important thing is to stay strong and avoid falling to PIECES.

Good luck "finding" her, buddy.

Pretty clever

The best

Done and done thank you Sup Forums for delivering

Just show them this thread in about an hour ..they will know you were at least a little serious in wondering where she went

How do know?

What did you do?

You have to provide details.

Kek, if this is OP, you'd better believe it only takes a bit of forensic evidence, a motive, and if a crime has taken place, said crime to put someone in front of a jury. If you killed the bitch you're probably fucked.

In most states an adult is not considered to be "missing" until they have no contact for 24 hours. Making multiple calls to her phone during the time before reporting is key.

tell them you saw her talking with someone who looked mexican or middle eastern over the past few days.

Dig up a huge hole in the back yard, then refill it. put new grass on the mound. then call the cops.

when they dig it up say "SEE?!?" and then they'll be satisfied and begin the investigation.

I'll tell you what not to do, post a question like this on an anonymous board.

3/10 for making me reply

What city are you in op? When the arrest you, I want to read about it.

checked and probably this.

ITT: OP killed his wife and needs Sup Forumstards to help him cover tracks/give legal advice.

this.

you win the internets.

Go for the insanity defence. Barbecue chunks of her in plain sight. Offer her to the neighbours. Feed her to your kids.

good luck ever getting out too. thats worse than taking her head into the station in a box and asking WHATS IN THE BOX MAAAAAAN

shit, pretty much everything is better than that.

best way to do that is probably posting some retarded fantasy for creeps and idiots to chime in on

No matter what, you'll be the first "suspect." (The person they look into thoroughly and have to clear.) Once you're cleared, they'll start an investigation. The problem you've got is you won't be cleared. If you were innocent, you'd already have reported it and you wouldn't be worried about looking guilty.

You're going down. Might as well just man up and get it over with.

kek'd and check'd

Top kek

The longer you wait the worse it looks, she's probably cheating on you and not missing.

Husband/BF is always number #1 suspect. Cops operate with the assumption the husband/bf is behind it right off the bat.

you can only report a missing person after they have been gone for 24 hours.

you have to wait 24 hours before they start searching for them anyway

Nah man, I know a guy that got off with GBH because he pretended to have an episode. He "cooperated" with treatment and was out in three months. He just needs a psych assessment twice a year for the next five years.

If OP was willing to do a few years of cray-cray but getting better he'd probably be out before Game of Thrones ends.

Mmm that wonderful male privilege of being assumed guilty for a variety of crimes from the get-go.

missing bbc that is

more like Bill Pull-my-leg

>How do you tell the police that your wife is missing and not look guilty? She's been missing for around 20 hours now
It's called an affair.

Well, the first thing they are going to do when they start looking for her is to subpoena your internet activity records from your local ISP to see if she googled a particular city and/or booked flight anywhere. Interestingly enough, while she was missing you were browsing Sup Forums, a site notorious for being a gathering place for immoral degenerates, because you were THAT concerned about her.

Nothing suspicious about that at all.

obvious cuck thread is obvious. Op is larping.

No he doesn't. THEY wait for 24 hours, and their clock doesn't start until you contact them. Waiting 24 to contact them will postpone the search for an additional 24 hours unnecessarily.

Step #1: Don't wait 20 hours.

Is she not returning your phone calls or replying to your text messages?
Maybe her phone is dead.

Or she's sucking my dick.

Jesus, source/more pls?

Fuck off, Op.