First sexual experiences?

First sexual experiences?

> Haven't had any yet

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My mother gave my my first orgasm
>I wake up with morning wood
>My mother walked in and took noticed
>"Do you know how to get rid of that, user?"
>I tell her I don't and could you help
>"Id do anything for you honey, you know that. But you can't let anyone know, okay?"
>I nod my head
>She pulls down my underwear and strokes my little dick for a few seconds
>She leans over and put my cock in her mouth
>All these new sensations, i orgasm but nothing came out

This was a ritual until I turned 16 and got a girlfriend. She taught me everything I know, and I don't feel he least bit weird about it. Having sex with your mother is an experience that words can not describe.

>Be 19
>Random girl on ICQ messages me
>We hit it off, wants user to visit her
>Drive to her, sight unseen
>Ends up being a fat Puerto Rican
>Zero fucks given
>Couldn't get hard though
>Technically I got it in, so I lost it

Hot dude, more?
First time you had sex?

Uhh it was extremely painful. I had phimosis (tight foreskin) and I almost cried. I knew about my problem for years and avoided/fled a few sure things because of it. Finally at 21 I had the operation and a few completely fap/sex-less months later my girlfriend (who I also tried to have sex with for the first time) gave me a blow job which blew my mind so hard I lost consciousness for a few seconds, then I fucked her and I realized this is what I was made to do, and then I just kinda masturbated/had sex on and off for hours.

I kinda regret not getting the operation earlier but whatever, that day was so special to me

>15 years old with first gf
>in my room, her on top of me
>she's grinding against my dick only in panties
>i get rock hard and am about to cum
>she laughs and starts sucking my dick and rubbing my balls
>i cum nearly instantly in her mouth
>she carries on sucking for a bit til i start squirming
>she kisses me with tongues, my cum still in her mouth
>she gets dressed and gets picked up by her dad

Omg OP have more?

you came so hard you lost consciousness... OP your story has convinced me to seek out new planes of existence.

just realized you are not OP, my bad.

>Be 12
>Mornings with mom are fantastic, her tongue would drive me wild while she sucked my cock
>But then she stood up and took off her panties then straddled me
>I was confused, usually she just sucks me off, this was entirely new
>"Mommy is going to show you something new today"
>Her pussy was neatly trimmed, beautiful really
>She's already wet
>Lowering herself onto me, her pussy was tight and way warmer than her mouth
>Fully inside her, she sat there for a min
>Leaning into my face were her gloriously perky tits
>She tells me to suck on her nipple
>Her pussy is grinding against me while my cock slides in and out
>I feel my orgasm about to happen
>As she hit the base of my cock, I erupted, cock pulsating like crazy
>Her pussy was milking my cock as I came, suddenly slicker and warmer than before
>"Oh my goodness user, you're finally producing sperm!"

I have loads more stories

Actually that wasn't the last time that has happened. A very few times when I've come the absolutely hardest I completely black out for a few seconds and then come back with "needles" all over my body. I don't know the name in english but it's like that feeling when your leg or arm falls asleep but pretty much everywhere. Every time from a long blow job, never actual sex

that's intense

any of them true?

All of them are. But if choose to not believe it, that's fine.

I was so nervous and wanted to experience so much I came twice and got her off several times over the course of 2-3 hours. Doggy, 69, normal, shower, etc.

Her pussy stank but I didn't realize just how stinky hers was until the next chick.

Ive gone temporarily deaf after blowjobs and masturbation, but its only when i stand up from sitting down right after

Feel you so hard! my first girlfriends pussy stank soo bad! I was with her for two years and thought powering through that dirty twat was just what guys did.. My second girlfriend I could literally drink her pussy juice all day. What a mind opener

my FIRST time
>be 16
>with my now ex-girlfriend (fuck that bitch)
>never fucked before
>already bought condoms
>we plan it out ahead of time
>in my room
>she bends over my bed
>imtoofuckingtall
>"sit down, user"
>fuckIcantgethard
>"I got this, user"
>starts rubbing her pussy on my dick
>instanterection
>she slides it in without the condom for a few seconds
>so fucking warm and tight
>feelsgreatman
>"the condom, user"
>put that dumb shit on
>feelsbadman
>her dad calls, has to leave before either one of us finish

Interestingly enough, good smelling pussy isn't only an indicator of good hygiene, but let's you know that she's an ideal mate for reproduction. Good genes my friend.

I don't think it's quite the same. I am always laying down and I can feel it happening before going out at the orgasm. It's kinda like "whitening out" or "coxing" on weed, if you know those terms.

Huh.. interesting. I always did wish we had stayed together, but 5000 miles is quite the distance

more of this

>at friend's party
>dwindles down and crash in basement on couch
>girl at party, not exactly attractive, but drunk so whatever
>she creeps downstairs
>puts finding nemo dvd on
>proceeds to spoon and rub warm ass against me
>rolls over and starts to kiss me
>braces.meh
>unzips my pants and starts tugging on my hard cock that she felt pressed against her
>keeps sloppy kissing
>try to stick hand in her pants, doesn't let me
>keeps tugging away, lots of precum so it's lubed and feels bretty good
>strokes faster
>I start to squirm and she smiles
>erupt in my pants and all over her hand
>she slows the stroke and licks the cum off her hand and fingers
>go to sleep

both act like it never really happened

she's married with kids now, but I'd love the opportunity to fuck her while watching that movie for nostalgia

>be me
>15
>opiate addict chick wants drugs
>say i have them
>receive $90
>say i need to fuck her because drugs are more expensive
>have friend drive us to secluded porta-potty
>put my dick in her
>almost bust a nut raw in her
>came on her face
>feelsgoodman.png
>fuck her
>don't deliver on the drugs

she got clean and we became friends.

jesus fuck raw dog a heroin addict. 15 year olds are dumb

>lost consciousness for a few seconds
topkek

First time I masturbated I had a hallucination at the point of orgasm.
Shimmery rainbow in the air.
I humped that couch ferociously.
First time I fingered another girl and she I we were in a speshal home. There were some Ellie types, and some depressed ones, there were the mental ones of us , "psychotic", the label I got stuck with.
One girl going to the school attatched to the the place, and in the playground the autistic girl used to grab herself shouting "SWIING PLLEEEEEAAAAAAASSSEEE!" and then grabbed her crotch, staff were constantly restraining her.
But any kids taking the piss out of her, we'd look out for her and they were scared of us, the "mental home" kids, or the psycho squad (ikr), ad they called us.

His penis was the smallest I've had, didn't even feel it when it was in, lasted about a minute. What a waste of waiting till I was 16.

> be me
> be 20
> friends with semi attractive girl going to local college
> tell her my birthday is at the end of the month
>asks me what I want for my birthday
>tell her to not become a 21 year old virgin
> she says "ok, I can make that happen
>come over to her place a few days before my birthday
> she makes me eat her pussy until she comes then gets on top and rides me.

So lost it as a birthday gift.

yeah man, I'm desperate for confirmation, for someone to talk about the experience with understanding. Like I mentioned above I've had that happened a few times in my life. I've described it in great detail to friends, a few times on Sup Forums, even tried to google stuff related to this but I'm starting to feel like a freak.

>be me
>18 years old
>about 3 weeks away from going away to college
>was fat all through high school and lost like 80 pounds as i entered the summer
>no confidence
>at a party at fat slutty girl's house
>fat girl says "you can't go to college a virgin"
>say "okay" not realizing i could probably do better
>go into her unairconditioned basement
>get naked
>thrust at full speed for like an hour straight while dripping sweat all over her cause i have no idea what im doing
>can't cum
>she humors me by saying it was good

Nice. Very procedural. Quite autistic. Authentic Sup Forums

I probably am autistic.

post more then!!

Sometimes I would get up in the middle of the night and go sleep in her bed.
>Laying down beside mom
>She's sleeping
>My cock is already hard, I pull her panties down and run my tip against her slit
>Eventually I slip it in, slowly start fucking her, I get really into it
>I lose track of how much time I spent thrusting deep into her pussy
>She's awake now, she's matched my rythym and pushes into to me
>Her breathing get heavy, I hear quiet moans escaping her lips
>I roll over over on her stomach, getting better access to her pussy
>I'm close to cumming as I feel her orgasm, squeezing my cock like a vice grip
>She's says my name and tells me to cum
>My hips bucking uncontrollably, balls slapping against her pussy audibly
>Slowly I continue to fuck her and I come to a stop, dick resting inside her pussy
>I pull out and fall asleep

Same, no judgement. Instead of your straight to business love making I've resigned to only sleeping with 16-20 year olds who are more retarded than me when it comes to world experience and knowledge. I know it's becoming creepier and creepier every year but it's the only demographic I know how to seduce

I managed to overcome my bullshit with rampant alcoholism. Drunk user has managed to sleep with 14 women and 1 man. I married a woman 10 years younger than me and we seem to work out.

> be 12
> sleepover with friend
> practice for girls together by making out and trading bjs
> no homo

One weekend, she asked if I wanted to try anal, of course I said yes
>We have a Forrest behind property, no one close by
>One evening we go out and start a fire
>We lay blankets on the ground and throw down a few pillows
>We are nude, laying next to the fire as I spoon her from behind
>"user, if we are going to do this, you need to go slowly."
>My cock is erect as she grinds her wet pussy on my cock
>I lay on my back as she sucks my cock, she's basically mastered blowjobs
>I'm 14 at the time
>Shes slobbering all over my cock
>I tell her to lay down on her back
>I spit on her asshole and rub my tip on it
>Slowly I push into her, feeling a lot of resistance, way tighter than her pussy
>"Use more spit, user."
>It seemed like forever, but finally I reached my hilt
>I'm pumping away, In pure bliss
>"Harder user, make me cum."
>Her pussy was drooling onto her asshole, making it easier to fuck
>She starts rubbing her clit and orgasms, her asshole contracting around my shaft
>She tells me to get off, and spins around, her mouth in front of my dick
"Cum in my throat, I want to feel you pulsate"
>I vigorously fuck her face, balls slamming into her nose
>Thrusting deep, I cum, emptying my balls into her stomach
>We pack up our stuff and go back home

We should be married. I feel we're soul mates. I'm here shitposting at 3 am about my few lucky nights, almost drunk enough to fall sleep. Good luck with your girl, wish you all the best and may alchohol tax never rise

When I got a girlfriend, she stopped everything. However, I did have a 3 some with her and my girlfriend. It was awesome, but the girl dumped me a few weeks after. It took a long time to open her up to the idea. Feelsbadman

>Me be, just turned 16, gf just shy of 18
>Valentines day, gf asks me to come over, parents are heading out.
>Me being the horny fuck I was, I lie to my mom and tell her I'm heading out to meet from friends from cadets.
>about an hour goes by and I end up at her front door.
>I didn't get a chance to knock because she opened the door and jumped at me with a hug
>Shes in her nice ass Pokemon PJ's, which made me UNFFF almost right then and there.
>She invites me inside and we start to head upstairs, the whole time shes holding me hand.
>She busts through the door and places me softly on the bed.
>"Wait her she said" So I waited.
>about 15 minutes later she comes back up with some popcorn and drinks of some sort.
>she passes me one and start going back and forth about our day
>2 hours or so pass and we both get a bit tired, so we cuddle up on the bed and end up falling asleep
>3:12am. (Yes I remember the time of this event) I wake up and run off to the bathroom. MY LORD DID I NEED TO SHIT.
>I end up taking like 25-30 minutes trying to pass a fucking brick.
>I come back into the room and shes sitting on the bed waving at me.
>I slowly creep towards the bed again, trying to not make much noise.
>She ends up getting up and pushes me to wall, reaching down for my crotch.
>"BRUH! WHATS HAPPENING"
>After a minute or so, her hand is down my pants and im getting a tuggy. Which soon lead to more.
>I took of "most" of my clothes and I ended up striping her down to pretty much nothing.

damn whos the girl OP

Kinda sounds like your blood pressure dropped dramatically. Fuck. I've had similar shit happen from blood loss.

>be 19
>have had to most pitiful sad relationships so far
>summer rolls around and just failed out of highschool
>lowest I've ever been
>one of my friends got really into pokémon go
>she is afraid of driving herself and had troubles getting around to different poke places
>one late night gather the balls together after a very shitty day and offer to drive her around the town in exchange for a handy
>she agrees
>
>mfw it was that FUCKIN EaSY!?
>so meet her at her house next day to pick her up, shes wearing some tight yoga pants and tank top
>my dick is diamonds
>drive her around the town, the mall, the river, the cemetery. Finally get done chaperoning her around the everywhere. She asks where I want to finish our deal. I ask her what she would perfer. She says she has her house to herself that night.
>LetS FuCKiNG GO
>get into house, head into her room, take a seat on bed. She immediately removes her shirt and asks me what I want. I say a blowie. She says 'lets start off slow'. She tells me to pull it out. I WHIP OUT THE DADDY. She starts givin me a little hows your father. After about 4 or 5 minutes she asks if theres any thing else I want. I say she can whatever wants.
>FaCe DOWN ONTO ThE RoD Of DEStiNY
>best thing I've ever had.
>After about 10 minutes of cold hard suckin. I ask her to flip over, pull off her pants.
>she stops me
>tells me she still has her v card, and wants to keep it no matter what. But we can still continue
>so she flips on top of me, starts suckin the beast again. Vagina all up in my face. I figure, beggers can't be choosers. Go TO FuCKiNG FLAVOR TOWN. Mad munchin like I missed lunch. Moaning up a storm.
>pressure builds
>she flips over again, towel in hand, and I bust into towel. I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE HER GRAB THE TOWEL? SHE WAS FUCKIN PREPARED AS FUCK. Told me she had a great time. Kicked me out. Haven't really talked to her since then.

First experience, and I gotta say, not have bad buddy boy. 10/10 would do again.

holy fuck thats hot
what does your mom look like?

Checked
>We started going back and forth with teasing and shit. (For someone who never had sex before, I seemed to know a lot)
>After sometime, she starts hinting that she wants the Dick
>I start to slowly insert myself into her. It's fucking hard as fuck. Its like trying to pierce drywall with your dick
>After some time, I finally mange to get it inside. Fucking tight as hell it was in there.
>we ended up fucking for roughly a half an hour, before we stopped for a break. I ended up hurting my leg in this process.
>I pull out of her and she starts giving me some hand.
>I tell her im about to cum, and she focuses my dick on her breast. Double D's for me.
>I pretty much missed her breaths and got most of her neck, she ended up laughing at me for that.
>We both crawl back into the bed and cuddle for a bit. She ended up falling asleep on me with cum dripping down her neck
>I didn't sleep that night. I kept going back over it again. Trying to figure out what the fuck just happened.

in all I had fun. She was quite happy with what happened. So I ended up getting jumped pretty much every other day I wasn't busy. Even in the schools forest.

damn this is pathetic

This is what she looked like at the time, she still looks the same.

Be happy about it.

Nearly all sluts are a huge disapointment. They give you all kinky stuff you want, just to get (and hold) a relationship for the first months. After it they "forgot" about the good sex. If you talk about sex with her she got pissed and dont understand the problem. Later you just sit there and still wait for good sex to come back, do everything for it but it NEVER get back.
Happend to me with 3 different girls in a longer relationship.

So, better dont get the experiance, because you would miss it even more.

I said first thing that my life is pathetic, That was my first experience, and unfortunately nothing can change that shit homie.

I lost my v at 21. Roast me.

> dating 18 y.o i met at the bowling alley, turns out she went to the other high school in my town
> nice tits, prob like Cs but good size for normal ppl
> making out at her parent's house
> nfc what i'm doing. Kinda rub her tits but like wat do i do with them?
> end up going to dome town. teeth. ow.

Later on..

> learn she's fucked some other older dude
> lie and tell her i'm not a virgin either
> July 4th (god bless a-fuckin-murrica)
> i borrow my mom's van b/c we both live at home and cant get alone
> drive to empty church parking lot
> holyfuckingshit.jpg it's actually gonna happen
> making out
> take her clothes off
> what is foreplay, idk
> too fucking nervous, dick is semi at best
> condom annihilates my boner, full flaccid-town
> maybe get the head in? not sure
> try couple positions i learned in porn
> doesn't work
> go back to party we had left
> make out on couch, finger her til she cums

We broke up like 2 weeks later. Had sex 3 times total, third time i actually kept my boner and shit was okay. Church parking lot every time.

you motherfucker

I've gotten that needles sensation after going full rage mode, I'm pretty sure it's from lowered blod flow

>"Oh my goodness user, you're finally producing sperm!"

I know it sounds stupid, but truth is stranger than fiction.

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>Be 23 and still a virgin
>People tell me I'm good looking so that's not a problem

Am I autistic or some shit?? Maybe I should just wait until I gain my powers..

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