This is the story of how I got laid on Town of Salem

This is the story of how I got laid on Town of Salem.

>Be me, 19 years old with 17 y/o girlfriend of 2 and a half years (legal in UK)
>Was originally LDR but she moved in with me a bit less than a year ago
>Made my life hell, was constantly paranoid that I was conspiring to cheat on her or look at other girls or something (because she thought that was cheating)
>Didn't let me talk to my friends incase they ever sent me links to some porn or something which they never did anyway
>Cut herself to stop me from talking to best friend who was a girl even though we met each other through this girl
>She was completely psycho and would say I was the worst bf ever just for not reading the same book as her and shit like that
>She decided that she couldn't take my monstrous behaviour any more and moved back with her parents but asked me to come as well
>I quit my job and agree because I did still love her and thought everything would fix itself once she moved back home
>One day she comes home from doing voluntary work at a farm and she was crying
>Ask what's up
>Tells me she's lost the friend she made me stop talking to but won't tell me why
>I knew it had something to do with me because normally she tells me stuff to do with her friends
>She says she had promised not to tell anyone which confused me because this had never been an issue before
>Force the info out of her, turns out she had cheated on me right as I quit my fucking job to live with the bitch
>Says her friend gave her ultimatum saying she'd tell me if my gf didn't
>Furious at hypocracy and how she fucked up my life so bad
>She didn't even admit any guilt, all she did was blame it on me and her friend for being a bitch
>Furious as all fuck.
>Miserable, no job, no money, on benefits (welfare)
>Couple of weeks later I log onto Town of Salem while girlfriend is asleep
>Allowed to play town of salem because even psycho girlfriend never thought anyone could get laid on it
>She was wrong....

Will continue

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>Letting a woman dictate what you can and can't do

The FUCK is wrong with you "men" these days. Grow a pair of balls and put women in their proper place.

>Meet girl in game, we get talking
>Athiest, native Syrian, non refugee, 27 years old getting a PhD Civil Engineering in UK
>Really interesting to talk to because of her life, opinions, and her circumstances and experiences etc.
>She was also a real woman's rights activist in the middle east, not one of these modern feminists who dye their hair with period blood and talk about manspreading or whatever the fuck
>Anyway so she starts dropping hints even though she knew I had a gf
>Sends me a link to her facebook and holy shit this girl was hot
>Gives me her phone number
>GF checks my phone but thanks to her I'm unemployed so I just put town of salem girl's number down as a job agency number
>Played town of salem every night to talk to her
>She says she's visiting a tourist town near where I was from originally
>Asks me if I want to come down to that down to get funky
>I agree, I know it's the wrong thing to do but idgaf by this point
>Meet, fuck and have more great conversations and enjoy the town together
>Really great girl, realise I'm starting to fall in love
>Since I've seen her, I just spend my time waiting for her to text me while I look for too long at her profile pic on whatsapp
>What do I do guys?

I know but sometimes you just can't bring yourself to do stuff that breaks their heart even though it's ridiculous...

How the fuck do you get that type of connection off of Town of Salem? Literally that entire game is filled with cringelords and troll wannabes

Yeah this is why my girlfriend letd me play it and why she probably wouldn't even believe me if I told her this.

Oh and also we added each other to our friends list after the games and would just spend hours every night talking ot each other on the game.

Yup. I would have loved to make a connection even if it was just a like-minded buddy but the people on there are the worst.

The game would be fun if there wasn't rampant cheating.

OP here, it's not that bad for me. There's normally someone in every game you can get along with if you play Ranked Practice and not classic or custom or something. Just stick to Ranked Practice and most games will have at least one person but you may not end up talking to them...

The only way to make it fun is to cheat as well. Just one more friend in your party that you can instantly communicate with will change the entire game. Won 10 games in a row from doing nothing but trolling and just trying to make the game miserable for anybody else. Surprised I never got banned, I was just awful.

You're part of the problem, but also the game is the problem for allowing you to do that... It is too easy to cheat in that game, but thankfully it's a lot less common than people in this thread are making it out to be.

Only thing this thread's done for me is get me interested in Town of Salem. What is it exactly? The screenshots don't help much

A free to play browser-based social deduction game. You can get it on steam or on tablets but I think you have to pay for those.

You get a role and an objective and you have to work towards achieving that goal while lynching and killing other players who might be trying to work against you. But you don't know anyone else's role and it's rarely in your interest to just shout out your role and even when you do, it's hard to prove it so it's not as straight forward as just everyone announcing their role and killing anyone who's role claim is suspicious.

It's hard to explain but it's fun to play, takes a bit of learning though.

Fuck yeah I'm part of the problem. And I will continue to be as long as it is possible. How the fuck are they going to know I'm cheating? Or throwing for that fact. Being executioner and saying "aw man, lookout again" on day 1 is perfectly fine, but for some reason it means I'm throwing if I'm actually lookout. Everything I say can be construed as strategy and not gamethrowing.

Fun concept, poor execution by the company. It's based on the party game "Mafia".

God TOS is just horrifying to play. any unranked mode is filled with people who literally have never used a mouse and keyboard in their entire lives and cant read meanwhile in ranked its just get town and win the game

Yeah the game needs some fixing but it's normally fun... I have noticed though that games get considerably worse when the Americans start playing. Maybe it's just your timezone.

Yeah in ranked all you can do is pretend to be another role, the second your "role" dies then you die. Unless you're really good at playing jester, which can be immediately transparent after the one night you play that card.

I think they're doing alright personally.

Keep that shit up. This Syrian girl sounds like a daughter of God compared to that manipulative bitch of a girlfriend you have.

Jester is one of my favorite roles and is probably the hardest to play as. You've got one shot to get yourself lynched, otherwise you're confirmed jester and good luck getting lynched after that unless the town is literally retarded.

if you act jestery than you just get shot or executed by jailor it is literally almost impossibel to win as evil roles unless any is vampire or NK

We Americans are sometimes obnoxious but then again anybody from anywhere has that ability. but I would take any American over any fag that has any preconceived notion that being American is instantly an undesirable characteristic. Get the fuck out of here with all that faggy agenda pushing fag talk

I mean I would, but I still barely know her that well and she's a few years off 30 and I'm not even 20 yet... She's also not into relationships, she prefers to have freedom and I'm inclined to agree yet at the same time I kind of want to be with her...

Australians>Brits>Americans>Canadians in terms of obnoxiousness. Yes, even Canadians. Especially when they get preachy.

Lol dude I was pointing out that games go down the shitter when you lot wake up. Stop being sensitive.

No you don't. If you get the jailor to believe you're actually town and you're playing an angle to not get killed they may fear for their "mulligan".

Yeah that's a tactic, but if it works and you get caught out then you're fucked unless you can get an unlikely deal with mafia later on.

This last part is a lie.Some girls do that shit. Just tell her what you think and if she dont agree just stop talking to her. You'll find out what she really wants when shes the one coming back to you

Make yourself obvious you're jester first thing, mafia or sk will refuse to touch you. First day ridiculous sayings will set the tone. "I'm 100% sure 13 is mafia. Please hang today"
I guarantee nobody will visit you for the entire game. Even if you're town. Especially if you're town. Just try to confuse them in the most unconventional way possible.

Still hang out with her, though. She seems to be a good escape from your shit life.

But then you'll never get lynched and just get shot by vig or exed by jaior, and you're also assuming mafia is smart. Mafia often attack jesters because they don't pay attention...

Canadians are the worst. I have family in Canada. The most pretentious idiots I have in my family. Literally leaning so left they have no idea how easy it is to fuck with their convictions.

Maybe, I might wait a bit longer because I've only known her for a few weeks and I've still got a girlfriend to hide her from...

Yeah she is. I've been staying with my family for just a few days and I visited the Syrian girl two days ago... It's been the best time of my life being away from my girlfriend and I want to leave her but I fear for her mental and physical wellbeing. I wouldn't put suicide past her and I can't do that. I hate to admit it but I still love her even though I hate her as well.

>U.K.
>complete fucking kuk
This checks out

They might be tied with the Brits then. Australians take the cake though holy shit I can't stand them.

Its better to do it now then catching big ass feelings for her

We are talking about ranked, right? Anything that happens you can sway to your advantage in the dumbest way possible.
>get jailed
>jailor doesn't kill because he's skeptical
>get attacked same night
>next day "ty doc I was attacked"

Like said though, I am a giant cuck. I'd rather talk to her and hook up every now and then when she's in an area I can get to without my girlfriend getting suspicious than actually putting my feelings on the table and getting rejected. I know my logic is flawed but I'm a wreck these days. I used to be okay but then my girlfriend wore down all my self worth to the point where I struggle to maintain eye contact with people and basic shit like that.

I normally play ranked practice. I didn't realise you lost ELO in ranked if you left until I'd left like 200 ranked games and ended up in elo hell.. RP actually has more clever people than my ranked games because of this shit.

Whenever I play, whatever role I get, play jester, nobody cares about you and you get to troll as much as you want
>be exe
>get attacked while target dies same night
>"jailor jailed me, I was almost a goner"
>"...can jailor confirm?"

I'm pretty good at getting my target lynched D2 as exe so I go for that. Sometimes I play as jester though and it works reasonably well.