West Ham v Man Utd match thread 1

West Ham: Randolph, Reid, Cresswell, Nordtveit, Feghouli, Kouyate, Lanzini, Obiang, Ogbonna, Payet, Antonio

Subs: Adrian, Carroll, Noble, Ayew, Fletcher, Fernandes, Quina

Man Utd: De Gea, Valencia, Jones, Rojo, Darmian, Carrick, Herrera, Pogba, Lingard, Mkhitaryan, Ibrahimovic

Subs: Romero, Smalling, Fellaini, Young, Mata, Martial, Rashford

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>burnley letting me down
well, at least Man Utd is in good form

watch sunderland capitulate too

based moyes will do us a solid

...

i have noone to blame but myself

>MOYES
>O
>Y
>E
>S

seems like you don't have to m8

>all the matches have now finished with all the other anons waiting to laugh
bit nervous

>5 wins in a row
>still 6th

So frustrating

...

we'll get there. Were playing well and getting confidence back. No doubt there will be a blip before end of season though

>6th (sixth)
>mouyes

closing the gap at least. Id genuinely lost all hope for top 4 before we finally learned how to finish chances. here's hoping chelsea beat spurs

it is annoying that there's so much pressure to win every game now. simply can't afford any more slip ups

No one reply to the Slovak

patience, everyone above you apart from chelsea are slipping

Is Shaw injured?

I can see united slipping today

Im genuinely starting to think youre a United fan, you know.

>arsenal away and spurs away in our final 3 games of the season

worry.jpg

yep, so is rooney

is this the apologize thread?

It's Martin Skrtle.

Never denied it

>arsenal and spurs away

Excellent. 6/9 points nailed on then.

Lad don't bother with him he'll geniunely spend the entire night foaming at the mouth and replying to you

is the recent run of form proof rooney no longer deserves a place in this squad?

A day to fuck up today, lads. The team is going to be tired, not conducive to getting 3 points.

This. Even with a win tonight, they can't jump Tottenham. Really annoying. But at least Tottenham play Chelsea next and Liverpool visit Old Trafford very soon. Man City are away to Everton next and then at home to Tottenham. Potential to make up ground.

This game is pretty crucial.

hopefully Carrick is 100%. I feel with him in, we look decent and not shitting the bed

The Liverpool game is absolutely make or brake tbqh

fucking bubbles meme

Who /wishing death on several manure players and all their customers/ here?

>this hauntingly quiet and echo-y atmosphere compared to when bubbles was sang at Upton park

Bubbles.

BUBBLEFUCKERS

Thought that >we'd be playing in blue. They never play well in white.

How did your team get on today, user?

the fuck is with the bubbles lol

Rude!

Go on you spammers

title race is already over and its the 2 of January

But who will we laugh at then? Wallowing in mediocrity is the best scenario

5 PL wins in a row.
6 wins in a row.
12 unbeaten matches.

pic related would be more accurate.

? Are you literally 12 you paki?

can we make bubblefuckers a meme please? everytime a West Ham player makes a mistake we look to each other and say, 'BUBBLEFUCKERS!'

best league me me

shocking that

There's a real air of desperation and anxiety about manure, whenever you watch their games. It's actually quite painful to witness. The recent results are deceptive. They just about scraped past Palace and Boro. Would be very surprised it you finish higher than 6th, which is the right position for their current level.

you mean 2016?
>both against Bournemouth

>argh guys I live in London I've never been to a game but I'm really into this football business!

go take a shower rasheed you fucking stink

>he looks like a really good player

So condescending. He's been excellent for Dortmund for years.

how far away is this camera?
not liking this angle

rate my man utd chant lads

ALLAHU AKBAR
ALLAHU AKBAARRRR
PRAISE THE PROPHET MOURINHO
ALLAHU AKBAR

Also here is a translation for you lads

الله أكبر
الله أكبر
مدح الرسول مورينيو
الله أكبر

When does Pogba leave for AFCON?

>customers

>most expensive and highest paid squad in history
>barely 2017 and out of title race for several weeks already
>6th
>mouyes

Sorry, 2016.

>Wayne Rooney has 2 premier league goals since February 2016, both against Bournemouth.

I once complained about the camera angle in a thread last week and some australian cunt came and made it about privilege

That's how it always is in the Olympic Stadium

>you now remember that based as fuck last game at Upton Park where Manure were 2-1 up with 10 mins to go and ended up losing

top fucking kek

Awful banter from you lad. Try again

>The Manchester United Corporation against a bottom half team
Hope you've bet on a Zlatan brace

what an awful stadium

>LE FUGGEN AWFUL LE BANDER XDXD

SEETHING

>tfw you will never be a pater familias

quiet as shit.

Looks like you're the one who's seething kek

How many names does this soulless bowl have?

West Ham is now called New Ham??

تنفيذ جميع المسلمين

تنفيذ جميع العملاء

our year la

Ellie! :3

It's almost like a home game for Manure

>Man United have won 5 games in a row
>still haven't caught Spurs

what a time to be alive

post the pic of rojo and his wife with burnt toast

I objectively schooled you.

you are LITERALLY seething right now because you KNOW that I'm right. I've struck a nerve in that tiny little brain of yours with my elite truth bombs, and this fact disturbs you greatly.

Instead of facing the truth, YOU chose to pretend otherwise in a desperate attempt to save face, except all it's achieved is making YOU look even more pathetic than before.

It's over. YOU cannot recover from this. Every time YOU see a post with an Australian flag, YOU will become deeply troubled as you remember the verbal beatdown YOU received in this thread.
YOUR heart will begin to race and the blood will pump through YOUR body, and YOU'LL make another similarly flustered post, which will only further diminish YOUR standing on Sup Forums

Reminder that I'm in YOUR head. Reminder I control you now, you little fucking bitch. Every reaction that YOU make is a calculated, planned reaction by ME.

Whether you choose to foolishly reply, or ignore my truthbombs like a little bitch again, YOUR status among the Sup Forums community will decline

There is no way out. YOU have NEVER met anyone as dedicated as I am, and I WILL dedicate all of my attention to wiping YOU off the face of this board you muslim customer piece of literal dogshit

Keep on digging your own grave though, you literal piece of shit.

manchester pls post feet

Cute as heck. I wonder what Icardi's wife and kids put on their shirts? "Papa 2"?

Nice teddy

That's not Ellie, ManUtdFan tripfriend is Ellie.

>its a stadium with a huge screen

>drew to Moyes
Liverpool fans please go

he pioneers /cric/

You're not making any sense, cunt

fucking kek

you can't beat australians

I thank GOD I live in Manchester and not a SHITHOLE like Stratford.

I know Valencia had that period when he was playing on the wing and could never beat the first man with all of his crosses, but he's been great for the club. Never shows any signs of ageing.

Customer BTFO

Fuck off shitizen

Fuck I'm literally seething it's over for me lad

I love Aussies

>liverslips

stop embarrassing yourself over 3 different threads mate

here you go laddy

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"ellie"

is a fat, sweaty loser paki that lives in london and has never been near manchester let alone OT

and that team are still well ahead of you? lmfao

The noise at this "stadium" is so weird.

United seem like they're exhausted.

>that United feel la

>Criminals

>tfw ABU and ABL

who else know this comfy feel?

sloppy af so far