Someone told me you fuckers will fight over anything

Someone told me you fuckers will fight over anything.

This is a lamp

Nice cable management, asshole.

Awe thanks for the compliment
I spent 30 minutes deciding where it'd go.

No, it's a luminaire

lu·mi·naire
ˌlo͞oməˈner/
noun
noun: luminaire; plural noun: luminaires

a complete electric light unit (used especially in technical contexts).

It's a tiffany's replica. Worth about $60.00. Produces good muted light for a bedroom.

You didn't even get quads. You should question your whole life.

Is that a magic lamp? Rub it. There might be a genie..

It's not a replica, it's just in Tiffany style, and fairly janky at that. Pretty clearly chinese made, and with the fairly basic pattern its cheap as fuck.

Is it leaded glass?

Technically I think that's a 'buffet lamp'

You're a buffet lamp

Fuck if i know, i only knew that much cause i bought a better made/more expensive/better looking similar product for mother's day.

Don't post a pic. You'll get b&

Chilis wants its fucking light back asshole

It's not like i have it here anyway, i'd have to go visit my mom if i wanted to take a picture.

Actually dickhead it's a fucking 1997 Honda Civic with 16.397 gallons of mustard in the glovebox.

You need to visit your mom. Don't be a fag.

Nigger it's midnight.

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Fuck the east coast! It's only 10 here.

My lamp is better.

I think you mean God.