Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread

previous: Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Why is fapping to other people's waifu so fun?

Like, just some random anime girl and I'm like meh, but if it's someone I know, I'm rock hard

youtu.be/w3mn7EC-skg

Happy birthday :))))))
I'm doing great though things have been a little rough for the last month or so. I'm glad to see that both of are doing good.

What's it like to be 33?

Dogfuckers need to be gassed

You better not have fapped to Yui -_-

delet

Imagine fapping to posters

tsuklasa :o

I mean that's good I guess. Yeah she's six. It is that time of year for family stuff. Didn't even realize it. An ocean side vacation sounds nice as well.
Fapping is just fun.

Not today
I have never fapped to Mugi
I have a few times to rei
tsuklasa :o
not fapped to her yet

it is

...

hello hello I love you all

I've always wanted it myself.Yeah I'm going to get a drink

black time

where is he

Oh not you again.

Good to see a fellow dog fapper.

Hi again love user

To be honest I dont think so
What are you gonna buy?
Yeah its liike the perfect amount

The AC on my main vehicle died a couple years back, not having it for a month was awful, but I got somewhat used to it after a while. It's a good idea to save up while you can, on your own it's a lot harder if your money's not in order and something happens. It can be enough to derail things completely if you don't have reserves.

Nice trips, and thanks. I'm sure it feels nice having extra time and less stress with classes and finals being done with. Gotta take that time to breathe and shrug the shoulders after that grind.

Things are a lot more low key, but it's mostly from being in control of things as a whole from here on out- material wealth is good, now I mostly work for the future of myself and my family, while enjoying nicer things and at the same time, upholding my obligations and responsibilities. Balance is nice once you find it, I won't let myself get to how things were when I was in my early 20s. Already learned that lesson and tell it to others who want to know.

-_-
Bad antonio

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o:

>Winning Girl claimed

I'm torn between posting pretending to have a gross waifu and demanding you fap to her, and just calling you a degenerate.

i've missed you :(

I need to fap to yuiko first
idk :(
Did you ever finish Lucky Star?
I fapped to yui and sachi, it makes it romantic
I've never fapped to shizuzuzuzuzu
That would make me a dog fapper

It is quite relieving to know that I passed all of my classes although barely.
I'll try to use the time in a semi-productive way. Maybe work on music, cause I have really fell back on that

My Nui.

Hello everyone
>juvia claimed

pretty nice too
not seeing the cringe

That's not even funny

I hope Im headed in the same direction with my life.

Any advice to someone around half a decade younger?

So you don't have your own waifu?

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Can you list all of the waifus you have fapped to? i need to know.

A drink and I think a card for PS4 I'm not cringe enough?

no o:
didn't get to finish episode 1 ;o;
who's this o:

drugging your dogs and fucking them is wrong o:

slachi :o

well they also have that in common
It's not really to have as much of a reserve as possible, it's just that I waste as little as I can as a principle
pretty nice too yeah
definitely not the best

-_-
I'll just hush.

Is it?

no
it isn't -_-

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It is ^-^

Hiiiiiiii

good morning! how are you today?

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none at all
its nice so thats something

What happened to Luluco guy and Suika guy? I liked them.

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They seem to like it bro.

I dunno ;~; people leave here and there and I miss them all

I feel like fapping to mai would be extremely hard, not my penis
yui
sachi
hama
yuuki
all of discount megu's avatars
a good chunk of miku's avatars
louise
makoto
tomoko (when I was younger, not so much now)
cirno
chen
ran
yuno
alice
shinoa
rem (and ram)
WAIT NVM I DID FAP TO MUGI ONCE
kyouko
syndras new avatar idk who that is
nadeko
kagami
michiru
eli (a lot)
some of scarf's avatars
rikka
haruhi
tats

im too lazy to remember more
ok
Finish it :o

Hello
I've been up for over six hours, but thank you anyway
um
ive been better been worse

Whatever life throws at her, she's gonna bounce back, it's harder for us at times because of our baggage from having lived longer, but when you see a young mind at work making the most of anything, it's pretty special. Enjoy those times before you head back to work again.

I was a C student too, turned out okay- congrats on passing, I'm sure you had times where you doubted how it would end up.

Get it all sorted out while you're young- time is on your side, still is for me, but the sooner you can weed out the things that will keep you from doing the most with what you have, the higher your career/wealth/fulfillment trajectory will be when you get older. Aim to have wealth beyond the material stuff and you'll feel fulfilled, even if your means are modest.

A smart way to live too, it gives you good habits for whatever screwballs get thrown your way. And you get room to live it up a little when you want.

I think I'm gonna call it a night, take it easy everyone.

>Not me
I am sad

You're lucky.

Louise! How are you!Lets be real I'm a good bit crimgy?

>yuuki
lmao

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>Louise
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
hi
sleepy
a friend is over but we dont know what to do

Hello Yui
Hello
Too bad we didn't get to talk tonight
Nighty night Houki

no -_-

is it a little better than yesterday?

they can't consent.
also they're drugged.
i can't

Hiya juvia
worse, actually

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How are you louiiiiiise

Hellooooooooo Juviiiiiii

Yes ^-^

Maybe do your parking lot thing?

oh... I'm sorry friend ;~; I was hoping it would turn upwards, but I guess that doesn't always work out... can I do anything, friend?

no _-_

^-^

goodnight

Hi Juvia

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hey yuuki is actually cute tbh

>Misaki Claimed

She's cute
You gonna buy that?
send me a good pic and I can try later
Why not?
it's a compliment
:D

>Rikka
May I know which picture?

Yes ^_^

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tired and meh
you?
Prolly will later to be honest
nothing I can think of but thank you for offering
she is not for lewds.

Don't fap to Yuiko

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How are you today?
What did you do today?
>and I've said never to call me that!
Hello how are you?

-_-
isn't it past your bed time?

>eli (a lot)

Drunk is always a good choice. Builds character and life long habits.
Wish I still bounced back like that haha.
Oh hello.

>pats your head
Good. But a bit lonely without Kanna ;-;
You?

It's because you are a lewd. Well I hope you find it therapeutic and all that.

She looks cute when she's embarrassed! (and naked)
It's when people were posting ribbons, she's like naked but covered with ribbons, it's a cute pic
I'll try not to
:o

Thanks for the advice. My preferred luxury item is time with my dogs, so while all those retards are out working 50-60 hour weeks and destroying their own families from within, just to buy the latest douchebag S-series limited edition car, I get to keep something of value that lasts forever.

I appreciate your outlook.I can tell you're not one to choose mindless material posessiveness over what really matters to you. Kudos.

Wait it was just an arizone

youtu.be/1aNIRzcLSwk

Claimu
That is a rather odd thing to announce.

I suppose because you feel like you know that waifu because you talk to those waifu anons.
Long time no see
>Nein

I deleted the rest of my Eli pics :o

Same, will probably be trying to sleep soon


Have you? Hmmm....
Not much finished up a song I wasn't crazy about and ended up "trashing".

sleepy and uh not great but not awful
you?
thanks, me too
Fuck off, she's too pure for that. Please dont look at her in lewd ways
sounds good

What makes you think they can't?

It is his, he claimed first

Ja, actually. Nui is my wife.

I'll keep showing my mom it and telling her how much I hate it until she realizes I'm just projecting my self-hate on it and she buys it for me

they don't have complex thought o: