Sup Forums have you ever done something really fucked up as a kid or early teen?

Sup Forums have you ever done something really fucked up as a kid or early teen?

> Be 13 back in the summertime of 2006
> Friend lives near a Highway
> Grab a paint bucket and half a cinderblock
> Throw them both over the overpass and begin to run
> A lady that watched the whole thing started to scream at us
> Following up that scream was tires screeching, horns blaring, and metal banging
> It sounded horrible
> Lucky enough though we were able to cut across his neighbors backyard
> No one ever caught us
> We never left the house that day, I swear I was shaking for hours since I was filled with adrenaline
> We went out the next morning and saw the yellow paint scattered across the road
> Never saw it on the news though
> More cops started to patrol that area as well
> I still feel bad to this day because I know I most definitely injured someone
>

what the fuck

Cowardly

Include me in the screen cap

I've got you after all these years

KEK

Kek /devious/

>be me, 11 or 12
>new neighbor moves in, fat korean guy & his elderly nom
>decide to welcome him to the neighborhood
>get a big fresh pile of my dogs shit
>go into the alley & smear it all over his metal sliding fence
>rub it all over the motor for said fence
>rub it onto the brick part of fence
>laugh my ass off for the rest of the night
>next day my mun asks if I covered the neighbors fence in shit
>deny it but she knows Im lying
>takes the neighbor nearly a week to fucking see it
>had totally forgotten about it & randomly hear him yelling in korean
>Ask him if I could help him clean it, he declines but says 'sank yew'
>He never ever found out & was always super nice to me

I didn't hold open the elevator doors as a woman with a baby stroller ran towards me, telling me to wait for her. I held eye contact as the doors slid gently closed

Kill yourself.

When I was around 4 there was a neighbor's boy who was around 9 and my friend. I don't know why he was my friend, his dad was super strict and weird. One time we were playing in the field and saw a hedgehog. That kid proceeded to kick it around and passed it to me like a soccer ball. I kicked it back to him wanting to fit in. That hedgehog died due to injuries. I should not have kicked it and I should have stopped him. I feel sad about killing that hedgehog to this day.

I should do that for keks

not me but i watched my friend suck off his dog when i was 10 and he was 11.

>i used to hit my great grandmother
> i was probably 7 or so.
>she lived with us and mainly chilled on her bed and came near the sliding doors for some sun bathing every now and then
>was a brat kid, totally fucked in the head
>would put tape on her mouth and mess with her
>she would slap me after i would do shit like that and i couldn't wait to slap her back because i felt it was justified.
>was such a bad kid my mother had a lock thing that would lock me inside my room from the outside.
>would scream under the door at my great grandmother to unlock it or i wouldn't stop screaming
>after we did away with that whole lock thing, i'd usually have the door open at night with the hallway light on being the pussy i was.
>great grandmother slept in a smaller living room type room that had no doors
>light would bother her sleep so she'd turn it off
>i would wake up and see its off and start crying and bitching and wake her up.
great grandma eventually was put in a home paid for by my uncle. i'd visit her with my grandmother every now and then. didn't care tho, just wanted to see the turtles that were in the pond. great grandma passed away when i was 12 or so. i hate myself looking back at it but something had to have been wrong with me. writing this just makes me mad at myself. gunna go fuckin smack my grandma. jk lol. but seriously, i am sorry because this is actually a true story

Fuck you guys.

At least I'm not a grandma beater. KEK

lol, me and my grandma chill all the time. i spend as much time as i can with my family nowadays. that shit really fucked my up as i got older. it taught me a lesson. i am the complete opposite of that now :)

Are you still an asshole?
Did you get molested or something? Because kids usually act up because something happened to them.

Tfw the paint can you threw actually killed his great grandma

I was 8, I set my parents house on fire.

I was a pyro. Still am. Playing with a sparkler, failed to put it out properly, lit the closet on fire, then my bed room. No one hurt and insurance paid for a load of renovations my parents had planned to do anyway.

Word, Just know you are probably forgiven on some level. You were just a kid. I have things I regret like a Mofo from me being a young little shit, but they make me more compassionate now.

>TLDR Kids dont know any better. Your better now

>Be like 9 or 10
>friend grand pop had a fishpond in the back yard
>had manly gold fish
>we would take fish out and operate on them
>poke their eyes out and stuff

Also I pooped in a road pot hole once.

fucking, share your story mate.

Sounds like he was just a spoiled little brat and he was jealous of great grandma also needing special attention.

lol I did something similar the main difference being that
> I saved my piss in those old glass Snapple jars for like 3 weeks.
> went over a freeway bridge.
> then flung them over my head and onto the freeway in rapid secession.
>The ammonia gasses in the bottles made large explosion sounds when breaking.
>Heard later in jail that a bottle went through an 85 yer old ladys wind shield.
> She skidded out and caused a massive pile up (plus she needed 12 stitches from the glass and MAJOR KEK's were had).
>Be seen.
> Freak out run through strip mall.
>Get tackled and arrested.
>Figure if I keep shitting and pissing myself in jail they'll think Im crazy.
>WORKS get off under insanity
>Epic win.
Also I was 21

Don't beat yourself up too hard. Kids are just natural socipaths. I personally consider school to be immoral on the basis that you're leaving bunches of socipaths in close proximity. It's a wonder school murders don't happen that often.

>be like 7
>dad works in dental industry selling stuff
>has a bunch of expensive dental equipment in the garage
>was told to never touch any of it
>when my dad was out one day I grabbed this set of a bunch of dental powder stuff (not sure what it is but im sure it was expensive)
>dump it all onto the garage floor and mix them all around
>dad gets home, finds out, and is the maddest ive ever seen him
>I said I didn't do it but im pretty sure he knew it was me
not sure why he didn't put me up for adoption then and there

Youre almost certainly a psychopath

I got one more,

> Be in High School
> High School bleachers sit in front of the Baseball stadium and tennis courts across the street
> Me and friend both have airsoft rifles
> Cheap shit, the plastic type you get from walmart
> Get draped in camo and sit in the far end of the tennis court that has a big bush growing out the cage
> Shoot people on the very top of the bleachers
> You can see people turn around while holding their heads looking for who hit them
> Do this for a few football games
> Lose virginity sophomore year and stop the kid shit

>not me

>Friend and I are like 12
>Go into store
>See they sell smoke bombs
>Buy a whole bunch
>Go to wooden fence that borders public pool
>Proceed to light them and toss them over the fence
>people start screaming
>Pretty sure they think it's some sort of terrorist attack
>Us being dumbass forget to realize that the cops station is literally across the street
>12 rolling in at all angles
>shit.png
>we run
>cops run faster
>after they find out it's just smoke bomb they yell at us for like 20 mins then take us home and tell our parents
>dad lols and doesn't give a fuck

you're a fag

>be 7
>family poor as fuck
>asked parents for nike basketball shoes
>said no, we couldn't afford them
>scream and roll on the floor for days and nights
>final got them after my parents saved up for a month working nights
>next day I go to the park
>take off my shoes to play in the sandy play ground
>time to go home
>didn't realize until the next morning that I forgot to get my shoes at the park
>run down to the park
>shoes are gone

Parents where disappointed and I still have the guilt until today.

white priviledge

You could have killed someone and ran away...
Absolute dickhead for doing it to begin with

>be 11-12 camping with friends
>go exploring in the woods and find a river
>follow the river for a while and come across a watermelon
>none of us were familiar with the concept of cooling down your watermelon with ice cold river water
>thought the watermelon was naturally grown
>decide to fuck up watermelon
>smash it against rock, pitch it to each other and use sticks for bats
>remains everywhere, no survivors
>fast forward a few hours later, back at campsite dicking around
>random dad comes by with his two younger daughters
>asks if we had seen any teenagers around the camp
>tells us someone smashed their watermelon that they were cooling since sun up
>girls visibly sad, looked like they’d been crying
>we lie and say we don’t know anything

Looking back, we were pretty fucking dumb not to think it was someone else’s melon. Sorry for taking away your watermelon camp family

pretty much i've gotten away with so much shit no nigger would ever get away with

When I was was like 14 we had a dog and all these birds would come in and eat his food all the time, and at some point me and my neighbor started shutting the side door where they come in and trap them in the garage then we would go in with pans and smack them out of the air as the flew in panic. Eventually when put shirts around out hands and would grab them out of the air and kill them in various way. Smashing their heads, tying rope on different ends and tugging, breaking necks, but my favorite was taking my moms empty insulin needles and inject different things into their heart or brain. I kinda feel bad but not really.

What kind of retard parent buys expensive brand name sneakers for a growing little shit who just going to outgrow them in a few months? Seriously they should have beat your ass and took you to payless. Your and your dumb ass parents deserved to loose those shoes lol. Kewl story made me zozzle

When I was 13, a friend found a recipe for making nitroglycerin. We always enjoyed blowing things up so, WTF, let's try making some.
Gathered materials and waited for a day when his parents were gone.
So, we made something that was supposed to be nitroglycerin. I put the container in my jacket pocket and we rode our bikes a mile and a half out to a stream in the woods where we often tested our "experiments". Set the container on the bank next to the stream, lit a large black powder firecracker next to it (our own design), and ran for cover in case it actually did explode.
It did explode.
And the explosion was so large that it changed the course of the stream.
We got the hell out of there fast.
Apparently, it rattled windows over a mile away.
I rode a bicycle 1 1/2 miles with that shit in my jacket pocket.
We burned the recipe back at his house.

>be me, around 10.
>Friend and I are bored after school
>Don't have money for ramen
>Find old flowerpot, decide to go begging
>Pretend we are looking for donations for poor children
>Gather a ton of money
>Proceed to spend it in the shops where we gathered it from

Another one:

>Be me, maybe 12 now.
>Same friend and I are hungry.
>See this clubhouse on our playground for events n shit
>Proceed to brake every single window, get it and steal sweets.
>Also went to his home and stole his dad's beer
>Get drunk on the playground.
>Later on the police gave us a visit because an old lady saw us

>be 15 and dealing with own emotional faggotry
>brother is 14 and a goddamned pyro and retard
>sick of his bullshit every god damn day he's doing something new and stupid
>walk into kitchen to get something to eat/drink
>he's lighting shit on fire
>lights a paper towel
>goes up way too fast, he panics and drops it
>hits the kitchen floor
>without skipping a beat I go to sink and fill biggest glass with water and pour it on the floor
>wasn't the first indoor fire I've put out
>it was the last though
>I put the glass back in the sink
>turn around and slam my fist into brother's face as hard as I fucking can
>he spins because he's like 120 pounds, hits his head on the fridge
>falls to the ground
>check to see if he's breathing
>he is
>leave
>he lost 3 teeth and didn't remember a goddamned thing
>thought he had a seizure and pissed himself
>spent the next 6 years getting tested
>he can't explain it but he's afraid of fire now lol

I know that's the crazy thing I could have killed someone and to this day I don't know if I am a murder or not. KEK

kek

>be 6-7
>summer sunday night
>parents and I were having dinner in sum family restaurant
>i finish early and go out to fuck around
>go to restaurant parking
>picked a little stone and start scratching every single car except ours
>scratching like there is no tomorrow for no fucking reason
>next day parents asked me if i did above thing
>obvoiusly someone saw me or they found out as ours was the only withoujt scratching
>tried to deny it saying i thought it was a chalk
>fucking keke

I also used to all my grandparents house via public phone phone and insulted them but they found out too because i was retarded and was the only number i knew

>when my dad was out one day I grabbed this set of a bunch of dental powder stuff
>dump it all onto the garage floor

what a waste of cocaine

Fist of glory is what my uncle would call it

You're a fucking psychopath and you deserve to die immediately.

Was probably 12 or 13 new family moving across the street from friends house. We decided on that day that we were special forces snipers. And armed with my BB gun we shot at every mover and family member over there. Nothing was safe. Windows of vehicles were shot. People's legs were pelted. We earned our right in history.

i was a bully to my little bro and my neighbor who we used to live in the same house. i bully younger kids cuz i was bullied.

also the neighbor that i used to live in the same house with had many sisters. the house had tiles and could see reflections. if i peek in the bathroom u could see everything and everyone. i peeked at all his sisters and mom. then i was a virgin til 25.

one time my female friend passed out in my car so i start sucking on her tits. they were real nice tits. oh shit i remember i cummed all over her. she never finds out cuz she says she drools in her sleep.

i did ok thru school i wasnt weird kid. i get along with others. also i am very humble and bring peace now.

im always full of guilt and regret

>had a snake
>he ate minnows (small fish) we put in his water bowl
>decide to experiment on said fish
>put one in pickle juice
>dies
>cut the fins off of one and put back into water
>watch him struggle until dead
>release a few into the stream of water in my basement
>die after swimming for a few minutes presumably from whatever toxic sludge is down there
>boil one in the microwave
>kill

I'm on Mobil so I'm Gona fu k up words
>be me 13
>live out of city limits
> walk on railroads until a train coma up
>when train passes by near a slow speed grab as many rocks I can fit in my bag
>grab onto side of train while moving
>climb up top where you get a good view and wind in hair
> when passing by places where cars were close chunk rocks at the cars
> do this for around 5 weeks until I was caught by police for riding a train
>they still don't know what I did on the train but had many KEKs while doing so
Looking back at this I coulda died in many ways

>We earned our right in history.
you sound like a guy who takes his green day cover band seriously, even though you never learned to drive and you're fast approaching 40

You're drinking gasoline?

Past 40 and only listen to Green Day and Asking Alexandria. Duh.

What

i was stelin like a crow until i was 13 probabyl stole stuff worth 5k from stores... then i was like shit nigga what am i doing

nah I recognize that it was wrong I just don't feel bad about it. I'm actually a big animal lover and new father now.

nah I recognize that it was wrong I just don't feel bad about it. I'm actually a big animal lover and new father now

thomas? You fucking faggot, I thought my mom was lying when she said you did it, I am coming over tomorrow, fuck you

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when i was like 13 this Hispanic bimbo would always drop her children off on me for no reason i wasn't even a babysitter the children are always punching the shit out of me since they're undisciplined and into wrestling

one day they take it to far and i beat the oldest one with stick until he shits himself to get him to finally lay off since i asked him several times to stop

tell his father what ive done

he forgives me since the kid is so much of an asshole but i still feel like shit

the children were pretty young like like 9 to 11

> Be me in second grade
> Ride the bus every day, and one 5th grader is always really loud and obnoxious
> Yells shit at me all the time for being biracial
> He has a reputation for being smart, but an ass in classes and a bully
> One day I just got sick of it
> Stab my own arm a few dozen times with a pen and I tell my teacher saying he did it.
> Lol they believe me even though no one else saw it
> Kid gets kicked off bus and suspended. Treated MUCH differently since he hurt another with a "weapon"
> Never see him again
> After I graduated Highschool I see him on the news
> He ended up robbing a store with a baseball bat
> Did a little digging and asking around, turned out his life had a huge U-turn after the suspension.
> Apparently teachers and other students hated him
> Dude got isolated and was hated on, kinda fucked up he was completely innocent
> Sometimes I wonder how he would have turned out if hadn't of done it

I'm laughing out loud to myself. Got anymore?

I absolutely lost it when you screamed under your door. LOL

>> Dude got isolated and was hated on, kinda fucked up he was completely innocent
Remember this every time someone claims criminals do it to themselves.

Typical nigger. Always the victim.

you are obviosly a nigger, fucking faggot

Lol you need to kys really quick pls

Bullshit

>stole moms panties for years, smelled them, jerked off with them, etc, put them back
>stuck an m&m tube thing up my ass and then gave it to my younger cousin which he ate out
>felt up my younger cousins pussy and ass while she was asleep
>came to pictures of my mom, aunt, cousins, step sisters
>tried to fuck my best friends gf and even got them to break up once
>made my cousins gf cheat on him with me and broke them up
>made multiple moves on my other cousins gf
>if the opportunity cane up to fuck any family member I wouldnt turn it down, idgaf

>be me, like 8
>family has bunch of gerbils
>home alone after school, just me, older siblings hadn't gotten back yet
>take gerbil out of cage
>gerbil gets away from me
>grab gerbil by end of tail so it doesn't get too far
>gerbil pulls so hard the tip of its tail rips off in my fingers
>freak out, somehow manage to get the gerbil back in the cage, minus the tip of his tail
>ditch the remains in the big garbage can outside
>later that day
>big bro looking at gerbils, notices ones tail is fucked up
>me:"that's weird"

I felt really bad about it, but I was just trying to catch the little fucker.

You should tell him now lol it sounds like it's been long enough

This plus post what happens

>Be 16 in 2003
>New high school, don't know many people
>Get invited to super nerdy girl's halloween "party"
>nothingbettertodo.wmv
>meet group of entertaining sociopaths and aspiring skinheads
>get trashed, decide to bail on this shit show party
>8 guys and 4 chicks pile in to my dad's Dodge Grand Caravan
>Drive 120 miles around Southern California
>Streaked 4 malls, 3 public parks, and 2 high school football games
>Drive to rich area of town
>Parked down the block was Mercedes, BMW, Porsche, Mercedes, Land Rover, etc...
>Find baseball bats in the back
>Drive from street to street with a gang of young, naked white supremacists hanging out the side door of the van
>Bash in every window, side view mirror, windshields, etc
>Pull up to houses decorated for halloween
>Snatch & grab all decorations. Blow-up frankenstines, enormous pumpkins, lawn-stake witches, tombstones, etc
>Stash it all at the homie's house
>Make the news
>Never got caught
>Did it again for Christmas

news link?

when i was 13-14ish i caught a few mice in my moms house while they were still alive and killed them in some fucked up ways. Ill post stories if theres interest.

Go on

Don't feel sorry for him, it's his fault for being a fucking nigger faggot who wanted to prove how 'alpha' he was by being a delinquent, you won fair and square user.

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>playing halo 3 with some a friend at home
>see mouse walking across my cable box on top of the tv
>both my friend and i jump up instantly and grab shoes and a nearby trashcan to catch the sumbitch
>successfully catch mouse in live state
>think about how we should kill it
>eureka.jpg
>around easter time
>grab empty plastic egg that parents fill with candy for kids for egghunts and shit
>stuff mouse into plastic egg
>cant fully get tail into egg, nigga keeps fighting it
>grab scissors and snip tail off
>close egg
>wrap egg up in newspaper and take the egg outside
>set newspaper on fire
>plastic starts melting
>smelled bad as fuck

Inb4 killing animals as a youngster is a sign youll be a serial killer, ive heard it enough from my mom and sister.

Ill post another time as well. we lived in an old house and had mice visit us during the cold weather and i got sick of the shit.

knows its where you poo. Still gets in the loo

Plant some trees.

>be me
>be 13
>fucked up kid
>big though but was never violent to anyone
>outside is sunny so i go out
>see ants on the floor
>collect them with lids of plastic tubes
>have about 30 ish half dead
>get tape
>used the tape to stick them to my roof in my room
>some near the lights so they would burn
>and some just left and forgotten
>2 days go by
>i randomly look up and remember
>take them all down
>see some still alive so put them in glass cup
>put right near light bulb see them slowly die
emotionless.mp4
>collect more
>use diffrent slow ways of killing them
>used my fan to chop them in half
looking back i was really fucked up. but i got bored and started on flys slowly chopping and taping them together and making them fight

-fun

Lived on a small farm, had two ducks that would hang around and shit FUCKING EVERYWEHRE. all over the steps of the house and the path to my sleepout etc. One day I was super angry after steppin barefoot in a shit so I grabbed a gold club. I threw it sideways along the ground at the ducks and broke their legs/ a wing. Thought fuck I have to hide this since my dad love the ducks. I run the ducks off into the scrub to bury them and realise I have an angry boner, so I throw ducks down and start to fuck the female duck with everything I have while the male duck lays there all fucked up and watches. I realise that I ripped the duck up so bad that my dick is covered in gore. Get mad and punch them both to death. Grow up to be all round nice guy :)

>winter time
>just got home from school
>hear sister yelling about something
>go upstairs to investigate
>"omg there are 3 small mice in my trash can"
>no bag in trash can so they got trapped
>think of a way to kill them
>take trash can outside and grab digital camera
>have my brother film this shit
>grab snow shovel
>drop a fat load of snow into the trash can leave it on the porch
>post video to youtube and send the link to my friend who helped me kill the mouse in my first story
>laugh together
>video accumulated hate messages etc...

Ended up deleting the video.

You are still 13 if you think anyone's gonna believe that shit

if interested ill greentext,
Every friday me and my friends were throwing lemons at peoples doors, like really hard, sometimes windows would break, got chased around alot but that was the fun part.
We would also chill at a school and whenever we left we would break all the windows, last time we went there we broke every window

>In high school.
>Be a 17 year old omega.
>Literally just want to be left alone.
>This senior bitch and her friends and boyfriend make my life hell
>busted my lip, kicked me in the groin, spread rumors about me, made life hell.
>Principal tells me it's my fault because I need to fight hatred with kindness.
>One day, bitch leaves behind her phone.
>No password.
>Full of pics of her blowing her boyfriend
>And dick pics from other guys.
>And her fucking said guys
>And her fucking the principal.
>Find emails of the school board
>Make dummy gmail account.
>Send pics
>"It has come to my attention a student and a administrator at your school are engaging in sexual activities blah blah blah"
>Leave her phone in the boy's bathroom, wiped down so no prints.
>Two weeks later, no bitch, new principal.
>Don't ask questions, but hear rumors her parents sent her to a boot camp.
>Principal an heroed.
>Her boyfriend and friends are interrogated and go through hell
>Later here bitch had a mental breakdown at the boot camp and had to be institutionalized
>No one suspects the omega.

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How do you not have several horrible diseases? I believed all this till that duck fuck part.

Yes

Last story but this one involves baby birds and eggs.

>hanging out at friends house after school
>see a bird flying in and off his porch over and over again
>wtfisthisniggadoing?
>"oh, theres a bird nest on the porch. The bird has been living there a while. I think the eggs just hatched because i always hear a ton of birds chirping when i walk in through the door"
>ask if we can fuck with it
>"no user, my parents would get pissed"
>ok
>leave friends house
>take nest anyway
>about 3 baby birds and 3 eggs
>lil niggas dont even have feathers yet
>bring that shit to another friends house
>"lets burn this shit user"
>yeahbuddy.jpg
>recall watching a video on youtube of how to make napalm with styrofoam and gasoline
>make small bed of napalm and place nest on top
>"wait user"
>friend runs inside and come back out with sriracha sauce
>we take turns squirting sriracha sauce into the birds mouths and eyes
>engage in laughter
>set napalm and nest ablaze
>shit smelled bad and took forever to burn
>hosed everything down and continued with our day.

There was a bit more to the story, such as spraying the mother bird down with bug spray in order to get it away from the nest but im on mobile and this shit takes forever to type.

What a cool story. Huh huh huh huh huh

Tbf, you don't sound omega. You got a good opportunity and took it.

An omega would have left the phone where it was, and a beta would bring it back to the owner in hopes of acceptance.

Fake

Kill yourself, nigger.

We got a hardcore motherfucker right here.

when i was 14 i gave oral sex to a 9yo girl on several occasions. was 100% consensual but not something everyone else should know

>be me 15 yo
>sleep over at best friends house
>bored start watching porn on tv
>get really horny I'll brb user gotta take a shit

best friend had a sister who always had a box of open tampons dunno why

>beat my dick off like no tomorrow
>remember about his sisters tampons
>cum buckets in my hand so I smear bits off onto the tip each tampon

I was scared for the longest time I'd get caught cause she'd get pregnant or some SHIT but the idea of it was so hot at the time

bmp

sperm die in a minute and exposure to oxygen