Secret thread.. Bonus if it was embarrassing or sexual or both

Secret thread.. Bonus if it was embarrassing or sexual or both

mom fonger friend van

I have fapped on top of my friends mom's bed wearing her panties

wearing them on your face ? clean or dirty and how did they smell?

You're saying women like sex?

wtf don't be weird, nobody likes sex thats just in the movies

i like to cum on things that I know girls will put in their mouth or swallow. Toothbrush, drinks, food in the fridge, mouthwash. i don't care if it's family, friends,co-worker, stranger, as long as she's cute

Really on the fence on getting an ad up on Craigslist and getting blown by another man. I've been having this fantasy on and off for years now and I don't know if it's worth the regret I'll feel when I cum

They were clean from her drawer. Green lace bikini

what made you want this? how come you think you'll regret? what do you envision happening?

Just had a fetich for it and because whenever I watch non straight porn after I cum I regret the gay thoughts I have almost instantly. I feel like when I go through with it I'll cum and feel bad about it for weeks

Are you gay...? Not being an ass

When I was a kid I burned my grandmas' kitchen. No one but my aunt and grandma knew and know about this.

Real answer is weird because I have no physical attraction towards a male. I wouldn't think of kissing or sensually touching one. But I wouldn't mind receiving a blowjob from one while I look at porn or something.

Just go on grindr

I secretly and regularly cheat on my military husband with fresh, warm, steam-creamy and dreamy logrolls of hot shit squeezed fresh from the as of Andy Sixx.

sometimes i bump threads

I fucked two of my first cousins (they're sisters and I still don't think each knows about the other). It was unbelievably hot because it was so taboo.

I purposely blew as hard I could in each of them

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green text stories pls

bump

I brought a twink home from the bar. I asked for a ride home because I was too drunk. I invited him in made small talk and put his hand on my junk. He took off his shirt and pants and was wearing pink briefs. Had him dry hump me and then he blew me

I made my ex gf get her dog to lick her vag and record it for me

earlier tonight I let 2 nieces shower with me. Have done it many times before also. didnt do anything sexual though, no real desire to. There is nothing wrong about it imo, but society is retarded and thinks otherwise so it is best to not tell everyone about it. their parents know and are fine with it.

When I was 12 I'd go to the playground literally just to get girls to play with. Did it so often that one night a couple girls were waiting for me at the top of a tower. Oh man they gave great head together. My brother still jokes when we pass playgrounds he says hey its your old dungeon lol. The girls would be anywhere from 6-11. I stopped when I hit 14 though and just tried to live a normal life since then. Think I'm doing ok.

Care to share the video?

I sometimes get this issue where I get an intense pain in my asshole that lasts for up to an hour. Happens maybe once every 2 months, seems it may be correlated to masturbation but not strongly. I humorously refer to it (to myself) as being raped in the ass by a ghost.

I have screenshots before I edit the video, if you have kik

I don't know how to green text cause i'm a fagit.

First one was when I was still in the military. I was in my early 20s and she had just turned 18. She would come and visit me when I was off on the weekends. We'd go to the club, hang out like friends. We just got along great and she would bring her friends to see if they wanted to hookup with me.

Fast forward, one weekend we go to the club and we're hanging dancing and shit. We end up dancing a bit too close and it gets *different* really quick. I'd already had a few drinks and suddenly it occurred to me she was fine as hell.

I just leaned in and said "I wish you weren't my cousin". She told me something like "I've been wanting to say the same thing". We kiss and her friends lose their fucking minds thinking this is funny as hell.

We didn't do much for the next few hours except just hang out at the club. We got back to my hotel room and all of us are drinking the shit out of my fridge. We get drunk.

She's in the bathroom doing something in front of the mirror and I just walk in to piss like she wasn't even there.

I'm pissing and I look over. She's fucking staring at it. I walk up to her and we start making out. I railed her on the bathroom sink and her friends were basically cheering us on from the other side of the door.

I came as deep as I could in her. We never talked about it again. She's married now and it's been years since I talked with her.

How old are they?

28 and 32

My friends ex used to fuck her uncle. He started rapping her and her brother when they were 6 and 8. Eventually to keep it going he bribed them. I could have gone my whole life without knowing that cuz I grew up with the girl from elementary. She seemed normal as fuck too lol.

When I wipe my ass I always have to sniff the toilet paper after every pass.

Idk when or why I started doing it but it's pretty much been as long as I can remember.

Diarrhea smells the best.

Could be the muscle used during stimulation that a reverse kegel relaxs.

7 & 10
ignore imposterfag

I used to blow ny neighbor's dog when I was 12 and I hope to get a big male so i can do it again.

I sharted myself twice in one week

More people are doing this now. It may be normal to do?

I have naked pics of my sister, cousin and mother in law from when I fixed their PCs. I don't share them... sorry.

Uhh we're gonna need back-up

Hot. 7 to 11 are the best.

describe pics

Still don't know how to green text. Cause of said faggotry.

So, the other cousin was a bit younger so I didn't hook up with her until later. I hadn't seen either cousin in years and came home to visit. I'm early 30s, she's 19-20. We hang out all the time and we're cool. I *never* expected anything out of this girl.

Anyway, I'm driving home one night after all of us went out and I told her I'd take her home. So it's just me and her riding down the highway and she doesn't say anything for a bit. Finally, she blurts out "I need to tell you something so don't think I'm weird. I know you're my cousin, but you're really fucking hot"

I told her I thought she was cute as hell too. I asked her what she wanted to do about it. She leaned over and kiss me on my cheek. I just told her something like "Is that it? I was expecting more than that."

"Pull over then."

I was just outside of town near a place with this tiny park with two or three benches (it's like a half mile from the city and completely dark). I pull in and turn off the car. We didn't even say anything. We just went at each other like animals and started making out. Holy fuck I was *instantly* hard. She's grabbing shit, I'm grabbing shit.

I take her into the back seat of my SUV and tried to destroy her. She had unbelievably big titties and (at the time) a tiny frame. I savored that shit. We came almost the exact same time and that made it hot as hell.

Later on, she really tried to ramp it up into a relationship thing and I couldn't stand the embarrassment we would've had to deal with. I pushed her off slowly over a few weeks and she finally got the idea. Haven't talked to her in a few years either.

That's it. I fucked them mainly because they were both cute as hell and (more importantly) *because* I wasn't supposed to fuck them.

I mean... I know animals (literally any cat dog or anything else) always smell their shit afterwards, maybe it's like hard wired natural something or another to try and detect disease or stomach issues?

Idk I mean I wish I didn't do it cause it's gross but it's basically fucking habitual at this point. I don't even think it smells bad.

I was fonger

yeah, ill admit they are very cute

I rapped my friends dog and made his lil sister undress for me lol. I got b& from their house that day cuz the girl told on me. Then I accidentally out myself on the dog thing.

I Fap to straight, gay twinks and shota porn. what does this mean

green text plz

*sigh*

There's two or three women that if they ever wanted it, I would put babies in them.
>Krystal
>Liz
>Deanna

And I would do it no matter how it torpedoed my marriage. Thank god none of them hang around me much anymore.

Twinks in briefs diamonds

I know just wot u mean! I like ignore the stink of it and focus on the details. Other peoples shit is rank tho.

wtf i've never heard of nor done this

I have several of my sister topless - she was taking before and after exercise pics. I have one of her sucking her ex-boyfriend's dick. No pussy unfortunately.

I have various photos of my cousin, full frontal and ass pics - selfie style. No spread shots of pussy.

MIL is a swinger and I have a photos and some videos of her fucking various men - nothing that explicit though as they are mostly taken from a distance. I have several of her on her own though with her legs spread and one where my father in law is spreading her pussy wide open.

I was raped on prom night by three guys...

Don't start
>you'll never stop

Right.

>Everybody likes their own brand

I sneeze after I shit, is that just me?

fuck me im interested

>plz be a gay story
>plz no femanon

whats your kik?

I fap to a family member way too often

Do you watch a lot of porn?

Mom?

Share some stories

Its ok Bryant, you can touch my Benis any time.

No. 20 yo cousin

I lost my virginity to a dude.
I will tell story if any one interested.
We were both hammered at the lake house with are family's.
He grabs my Dick pulls me too a bedroom and we fuck until we both cum.

We did twice more when we were high.

Haven't seen him in years and i haven't fucked a guy since.
Fucked tons of women and prefer pussy to asshole now.

Thanks kyle

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In highschool my friend on the swim team would wear Calvin Klein Speedo like briefs for bed. I'd take his blanket off and fap

Fuck it I need some gay shit to gap to
>summer is here its June 1st 1999
>go to mall and walk around with my older cousin bro for awhile
>shit need to pee
>an older guy follows me into a bathroom about 17 years old
>he shows me a $50 bill and says what would I do for it...
Continue? 10. 9. 8...

i have seen all of the females in my immediate family naked and jacked off to them many times never saved just recorded fapped and deleted out of fear of being caught the after fap feels kind of get you

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Post yours and I'll send

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>gay shit to gap to
>shit to gap to
>to gap to
>gap to
>gap

I allowed a friend of mine to go around town unknowingly with nip slip just hanging out

20 years ago I recorded my Mum in the bathroom. Wasn't as hot as I thought it was going to be - she pulled a bloody tampon out of her pussy! Nice tit and ass though... I too deleted out of guilt. Wish I hadn't, I have less of a conscience about it now.

I dated a crazy divorced mom of three girls and the two eldest ones watched sometimes and tried to join in. I dished out some pretty incredible slayings in front of them as well. The mom didn't really go for it, when she was drunk as hell she would be okay with it and then regret it later.

>plz be a gay story
You're in luck. I'm a bit of a twink, though, which is part of why it happened.
Basically, a bunch of guys planned to have a camp out after prom to get their dicks wet. It all started to fall apart near the end of the night, though. Instead of few dozen people showing up, there was just me and three other guys (who I barely knew). They had a lot of booze, we all got really drunk. They started bitching about how the night was turning out, and to make fun of them I pretended to give a bottle a blowjob. One of them didn't think it was so funny, and told me to knock it off. I didn't, and made a comment about how he wished the bottle was his dick. He got really pissy, and threw a couple punches. I'm a total lightweight, and went down. He tore off my clothes and tied me up, and made me give him a blow job. One of his buddies decided he wanted some, too, so he fucked my ass. For the rest of the night they passed me around until I passed out. In the morning I woke up to them discussing whether or not they should kill me to keep me quiet.
It really fucked me up.

*tits - saw em both lol

Hahaha! Don't even regret it now thanks to this gif.!

yea if i lived with them still id be cashing in but its hard to set anything up in their homes

Never delete just encrypt for later

I lurk these threads waiting for the cheating girl from Georgia to show up.

>at home with wifey
>MIL and 2 of my wife's sisters stop by
>sisters are sharing a soda from wendy's
>wife goes out back with family, girls leave cup inside
>pull out my cock, start jerking furiously
>came in 5-6 strokes, dump load in cup
>stir and place lid back
>15 minutes later the sluts are sharing my cum while me, my wife, and their mom watch
>DAIMONDS
>fuck wife right after they leave
>can only think of her baby sisters guzzling cum

Exactly. I had a perfectly good record of what my then 43 year old Mum's tits, ass and pussy looked like and I fucking deleted it - what an idiot.

lets be honest, not losing many high achievers at an ariana grand concert

Mmm so hawt! Sorry user but I'd rape you too lol.

georgia is ded user, she hasn't been here for weeks

also was just shitposting to start with

Sounds like a thrill. Wish I had the opportunity

Kys

me too. I saved cum from every wank for 3 months in a yogurt container in the freezer- then I thawed it out and made some hummus for a potluck party, and about 1/3 of the bowl of hummus was my cum. Was diamonds watching girls eat it.

Yup ands that's why I still have my sis sil and sis bestie and cum buckets

Rock on user.

That's funny. I talked to her on kik and she supposedly wanted to kill herself, so..

nice, what's the youngest girl that had some?

I'll take that as a compliment, then!