/wjc/ #8 teams will be getting eliminated and shit edition

Finland 1 Latvia 1 (FINLAND ON RELEGATION WATCH)
Denmarks vs Russia 1pm
Sweden vs Slovakia 3:30pm
USA vs Switzerland 5:30pm
Canada vs Czech Republic 8pm

Stream on youtube?

screencap this

Latvia beats finland
Denmark beats russia
We rape sweden
Lindt beats usa
Czechenia beats canada

Stay strong binland

Livestream where?

Elite

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL

relegation game isn't relevant enough to be streamed

Always the evil wins

dont worry m8, you and the chex will win today

I mainly want the Sweden Slovakia game but have no TV since I moved out. Kinda new to streaming sports, what site is good for this kind of stuff?

That was in

For a supposed ""sniper"" Tolvanen's shot is fucking ass. Yeah it has beautiful release and velocity but 90% of the time he can't even hit the net.

danmark will win

honestly I just check leddit if no one posts a youtube stream

soft kid league bust

>that fucking fat gook behind the Latvia bench
Average canadian

>those mentally retarded busts wearing blue and white jerseys
average finns

AHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>DENMARK
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

huh, looks like finland won, time to keep your promise

how insecure do you have to be to kick at a team from a league below yourself

finland only won through extreme refpuck

>leaf delusion

our defs absolytley meme

>our

Eбaлo зaхлoпни, cвинья

why do even the worst euro countries get one good goalie but fucking canada cant ever get a standout performance

Ha cocaч, быдлo.

>can't say our when talking about the national team

пидop мaть cвoю пoyчи щи вapить

I saw someone write about this once, speculated that it has to do with how structured the training is. Like Canada doesn't really have as centralized of a model as other countries for goaltending even if they have better resources.

if you have a good defense, you wont need your goalie to be elite, just bat away some pucks

K A P R I
A
P
R
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K-A-P-R-I-Z-O-V

ingram and hart both have just ridiculous sv% and gaa in their leagues, but then they come here and put up sub .900 and are letting in soft goals every game

even two years ago when we won gold, fucale was just brutal in net

We out here.

>Denmark
good meme while it lasted

>fundamentals just aren't that good but because the public actually cares about teenage hockey they have to choose the goalies with the best stats regardless

Sad!

>We out here.
Fucking kolhoz leauge
i hope Kaprizov will leave from this shit, this summer

still 40 minutes friend

>135th overall, 2015
>Minnesota Wild

lel

kaprizov would look good in an oiler sweater

based

>5'10

>forgetting the manlet uprising

they are getting their shit together though

...

SOON.......

>You now remember how based Pavel "Mafia" Bure was.

He was so fun to watch.

veleno is so shit, i cant believe he was given exceptional status

how do you go from tavares, ekblad, and mcdavid to fucking sean day and joseph veleno

This year Bragin's team really nails their passes from behind the goal. What a sight for a sore eyes.

>Oliver Wahlström (USA)
>Mattias Samuelsson (USA)
>Niklas Nordgren (FIN)

Sean Day is just lazy. He's in the right org, though, and will probably be a productive pro.

probably cause Canada has the puck 99% of the time and the goalie has trouble staying awake

>DEAD RUSSIAN
>PUNUTLYY

i doubt that

-g-g--g-guys the denmark fairly tale isnt over, is it?

>Triple Minor

thanks ref))))

Today, we are the bad guys

Mattias is Kjell Samuelsson's son

Russia is always the bad guys

>Oliver Wahlström is Joakim Wahlström's son
usa stealing other's resources again

>Russia
>not the bad guys
What?

nobody wants to play for sweden tbdesu

Joakim Wahlström is a literal who though, Kjell at least has over 800 NHL games

>Russia are not the bad guys
this only applies when they are playing Canada or USA

LATVIA ON SUDOKU WATCH WEW

You're lucky i like you Sven

>bullying Livland
not cool

One of these guys play for Sweden even though he could have made another choice

Bad guys in hockey power rankings

1. Canada
2. Russia
3. USA
4. Schweiz (disgusting head hunters)

Friendly guys in hockey power rankings

1. Norway
2. Finland
3. Denmark
4. Czech Republic

>tfw i forgot about the Blues vs Hawks winter classic game. No way it can match the centennial classic

>''I know the whole world wants us to lose except Canada and Canadian fans,'' Gretzky said. ''We respect every team we play. We don't dislike them. Maybe when we start to dislike them, we play better. I don't think we dislike these countries as much as they hate us and that's a fact. They don't like us. They want to see us fail. They love beating us. And we've got to get the same feeling toward them.''
>''Am I hot? Yes, I'm hot,'' Gretzky said. ''I'm tired of people taking shots at Canadian hockey.'' Referring to rough play, Gretzky said: ''When we do it, we're hooligans. And when Europeans do it, it's O.K. When a Czech does it, it's O.K. I don't understand it. There was a spear and a crosscheck on the same play.''

Said by the great one 15 years ago, still rings true today

So basically whoever is the best is the bad guy? Its like in the NFL the Pats are the bad guys, and the nba the cavs and warriors are the bad guys.

clean hit

Warriors ARE the bad guys

no, like the pats, canada are perennial cheaters

Who /finnish long drink from Hartwall/ here?

>4. Schweiz (disgusting head hunters)

"no"

i thought the cavs were the good guys?

agreed i hate those fuckers or any SUPERTEAM for that matter

Good boy. Honorary finn

Actually Denmark looks good

only for some fags. They are still bad guys in my book.

Well, its because Canadians going through minor hockey have to go through an unbelievable amount of slashes, crosschecks, slashes, fights, hits from behind, etc, every single game. Canadian

we're gonna win today right?

This is exactly why people don't like Canadian hockey. So self-centered.

:)

>Europeans play a soft game
no shit tell me something i dont know. only exception is russia who is usually physical

The public busses in the city of Nyköping are green

of course. this is our year

Fuckng ref what you doing

...

There you go!

is that where you live Kristian?

Well, it's obviously better than last year's game and so far my main concern is Samsonov who's doing some unhealthy shit with his stick.

Nah, my grandparents did when I was small though and my parents have a cottage a dozen or so miles from there. I'm sorry for these rather uninteresting facts :)

Damn i was gonna come visit you so we could eat reindeer and watch hockey together

I'm sorry to disapoint you. I hope you do find someone to do that with!