Guardiola's autismal interview
he's on drugs lmao
who isnt
*snorts coke*
a liiiiiiittle bit angry
I think you mean SEETHING
happy new year
>poop
lmao this bald fuck is slowly going the mourinho route
He's not going to last long. Probably one more season after this one
>im so happy
What was he saying about Bravo? Didn't really get it
Slowly? He's on pace to overlap Mourinho by the end of the season
This is what the PL does to a human being.
You need banter like Klopp to survive in England. It's a defence mechanism against the misery of our daily lives
seems like he thinks the incident where fernandinho got the red card was bravo's fault?
something about the burnley goal shouldve been a foul on bravo. and that everywhere in the world its a foul but not in the prem.
Guardiola learned to speak passable German in like 3-4 months while at Bayern
but his English seemingly hasn't progressed by much despite having lived in NYC for some years after his time at Barca and now living in Manchester for like half a year already
picked up a coke habit I see
What the fuck, for a second I thought he's going to punch the interviewer in the face. What a thin-skinned and arrogant bastard he is...
what about arsene?
He's mad as fuck. Thats why City are so dangerous. He hardly wants any of these players you can tell from what he says about Fernandinho.
This team isnt playing the Guardiola way.
damn, he seems so annoyed already with the english press
you can see the hate in his face, even though that reporter didn't even ask anything overtly unfair
Are you nuts? Aside from the same 10 repetitive phrases and some single words he didn't learn german at all. I think you should know that our language has much more to offer than just combinations of "super super super super XY"....
>"did you think dinho should have gotten red?"
>"everywhere but in england that's a foul on bravo"
wut?
He has had plenty of time. HE was hired essentially one year ago exactly right in the middle of San Pellegrino's reign. I dont feel bad for the players he has had especially when Gonde is winning with 70% of Mouyes squad with less time to prepare.
He was already able to give interviews in German after a few months.
Ancelotti still can't.
I agree, but it's not like Conte's got a bad squad at Chelsea. The team absolutely tore the asshole out of the league two years ago; last season was clearly a motivation thing. I am pretty amazed just how well he's doing with a totally new system though.
he is autism
Damn that was fast
He even said he might retire after City
why would he learn the language of a dying nation though?
fat yank talking shit
wew
italians can't into german hans
member Trapattoni?
Tbh learning both Arabic and Turkish at the same time is pretty hard
we're not dying, we're just colonizing new lands like mallorca
better learn german if you want to earn good tips while serving us sangria, fernando
lol sure you are ahaha your youth will only speak english or turkish in 50 years while spanish will be spoke forvere, even catalan has more future than german lol
but an Italian is reading the news on our public TV here everyday
Haaaa what the actual fuck
He's lost it. You can see he's on the verge of a total mental breakdown.
>that school shooter stare
some fo you guys are alright, dont go to the Etihad next game
>implying anyone does anyway
to communicate with our muslim overlords
>goes to Etihad armed to the teeth
>no one is there
>he gets on his knees
You should be praying everyday that Germany doesn't die, otherwise the lights will go out in Spain pretty soon afterwards.
>t. rapefugee
>play in a non-diddy league for once
>get immediately exposed
hmm
lol you shut down your nuclear plants
what do you produce other than cars?
whitest guy on germany right now
nyc is a niggerspic-land like the rest of usa, you can easily get by with just spanish
>its a Hans Mesud Suleymann gets BTFO'd by El Cid episode
>autistic 3rd world slav talking about cities he never visited.
Beaners hate the cold and the niggers are only found in the shitty blocks secluded from the usual tourist traps.
What the fuck? Are you spaniard really trying to teach me about european economic power here? You should be thankful everyday that we keep paying your bills, jose. Without german money your country would look like tunesia.
>wahhhh why wont the English referees give me all the decisions like they did in Spain
de puta madre traficante
do you realize that your best and brightest young people are leaving your country for germany?
you're losing your most valuable people to us
we're cucking you out of your intellectual elite class
all who will be left in spain are sangria servers in a few years....
Klopp was pretty pissed himself today.
2 games within 44h really frustrated him.
but he's literally managing in the dilly ding dilly dong league
We are colonizing you and you are paying for it you dumbfuck
How can you be proud your people are being replaced?
Smart nations send their people to other nations, not the other way around.
Look at UK now, becoming a colony of India.
Taking our best and brightest lel
You mean having such draconian laws your girls can't produce enough babies to feed the pention machine and you have to import them.
In the long run, Turkey will still be Turkey and Germany won't be Germany.
But hey, much regional superpower.
Go suck Merkel labia.
One time I got in a bad fight with a couple of my brother's friends at a restaurant/pub in Dublin and when the Spanish waiter came (it was 30 minutes since he said he would bring the bill) I took my anger out on him. I still feel bad about it since his country hasn't been relevant for decades and he was forced to emigrate to Ireland and it was the only time I yelled at a waiter
And yet your grankids will speak spanish
What the fuck do you think this man was living in Washington Heights?
I just can't this spanish retard serious. Achieve what Germany did after being bombed to pieces in WW2, then we talk again.
This is why the Eurozone needs to die
your country is literally held up from collapsing by german money you fucking cuck
>Smart nations send their people to other nations, not the other way around.
Amigo I love Spain and it's history and people but come on.
Let's agree on the term adjusted.
just throw leeches like spain/italy/hungary out and its ok
Muslims are 5 to 6% of our population, add like 1% of each East Asians and subsaharan Africans to it and you'll get a 91% white country. This is where we're at right now and this is the most important fact that gives me hope.
Those educated Spaniards of yours will become German in a few generations.
Multiculturalism among European nations has always existed, our country is literally based on this principle. This is why I don't mind European immigrants, they are ACTUALLY enriching our country (exception: gypsies, fuck them)
Believe it or not, but I'd take 1 Spanish immigrant for 100 Muslim ones.
So keep sending your engineers, scientists, business starters etc, they are very much welcome here as far as I'm concerned
When the Moors went to Spain and eventually became the Spanish population over the years the language was still Spanish as well.
We contribute to the EU more money than we take you retard
LMAO
50% of Germans under 35 are Muslim.
less than 60% and counting
Why would we do that? To build a fake economy that relies in taking turks?
t. Tamil inmigrant
only the army was muslim, the population stay the same and spanish as we know it didn't exist
bad example
That can't be true
Nope.
Pls do yourself a favor and stop reading Daily Mail.
They're lying to you.
>Muslims are 5 to 6% of our population, add like 1% of each East Asians and subsaharan Africans to it and you'll get a 91% white country.
retard
you are counting old retired people
50% of that white people will die in 20 years
The only population that matters is the one from the kidergartens
Italy is a core country of the EU and they must stay, but they also truly need to get their shit together. The EURO fucked them hard though.
Germanys economic strength = The others european countries economic weaknesses
don't choke on Merkel pubic hair.
Let's not get distracted from the main issue here lads, keep the race wars in Sup Forums
I reckon he can't be arsed given how shit City's support is. Bank holiday Monday and the stadium was fucking half empty. All the London clubs have been full over the festive period and there aren't any fucking trains running
lmao white ''people''!
so shit and stupid they're going extinct like a bunch of animals, real ''masterrace'' we got over here lol
Most people under 30 and under 20 are Germans without a migrational background since 1949
And most people with a migrational background under 20 are non-Muslim (mostly Polish, Romanian or Italian)
You guys really need to stop reading your meme news sites.
Don't forget that blondes are subhuman desu, the white ''race'' is pretty much finished in every sense of the word.
>I reckon he can't be arsed given how shit City's support is.
Yeah, I feel sorry for him. He thought he was going to get the proper English football experience and instead he's just a whore for some Arab playboys and no one really cares even when he does well
>Why feel sorry for him? He did it all to himself. I'm 100% sure Pep is already looking at the next transfer window, getting ready to spend tons of money to finally buy the players he always wanted.
brat, blondes serve a very important task of creating millions of future trophy wifes for football players,oligarchs and oil sheiks
As a club they have absolutely no fucking character. It's just like watching a FIFA ultimate team or something, it's completely irrelevant that they're playing for City. They're the footballing equivalent of a new build estate in Milton Keynes despite having had the squad they have for ages
>I reckon he can't be arsed given how shit City's support is
youtu.be
go to 5:10 if this doesnt work
>The stadium looks a bit sad when it's not full
He actually said it the madman
>so it's full i take it right?
>awkward silence...
of course we shall listen to the new german truth ministry
This is him after winning imagine if they had lost LOL
Tbf, the support at Bayern and Barca isn't exactly top notch either, but yeah, at least the stadiums were full.
>ISFAULT!
finally a new city meme after Mancini's 'WASGOAL'
>the support at Bayern and Barca isn't exactly top notch either
t. EXTREMELY mad muh echte liebe shareholder
>pep thread
>spanish twats go into full autism mode
every time
no, I'm a proud rb leipzig consumer
Fault is foul in Spanish. Something that happened to Bravo is a foul in other places but not in England.
Literally went full autsimo
he can't accept even a little bit of criticism he did the same in Barcelona
He went mad at the first lost match
Conte got a title winning squad. They had a shit first half of the season last year because of >Mouyes, but these are still the same players that won the league by a good margin in 14-15, and they're mostly still in their primes.
City's squad is mostly the same squad that won the title in 13-14, except Kompany is constantly injured, and they're forced to constantly rotate because of all the European games that Chelsea don't have, giving the players less time to play together and build an understanding.
>He has had plenty of time. HE was hired essentially one year ago
Literally irrelevant. He was still at Bayern, and was focused on his job there. He only managed to go to Manchester and start training with the players in June/July.
>an Israeli flag
Hi Ben Gurion :3
post fick
No one cares about your opinion jewberg. Stick to posting porn.