#mypresident

#mypresident

BEST covfefe EVER!
PERIOD!

The press will never learn. It's hilarious how easy it is to manipulate them

Meanwhile, another suicide bomber kills 80 and wounds over 300 in Afghanistan.

How do those people not walk around terrified every single day just knowing that any car you pass could be a bomb?

To be fair it's pretty good. Russians channel saying shits and propaganda. I don't like Macron but i have to say he had balls to say them in front of Putin

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Spoiler: they are.

Kek. You have to admit that is pretty funny.

really makes you question reality.

Also, Germany is a socialist cesspit of shit and ass.

The same way """tolerant""" people can relax around blacks and then become culturally enriched.

You know, I've never taken those "white house aides are reporting" or "anonymous sources" stories seriously from the MSM but seeing something so stupid from the POTUS...

God damnit.

>Anonymous sources are fake news
>Retweets a story protecting him while citing anonymous sources

ah yes so much socialism over here. Those dame Rosa Luxemburg statues blocking everything makes it hard to collect my 600€ for protesting for more socialism.

Don't worry America, at least you don't have a military branch called the Princess Patricia's Canada Light Infantry.

>Yes, this is a real thing

>inb4 Russian Trump defense bot spams thread to image limit

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reported.

>military branch
HURR DURR

>inb4 faggots who lost an election make shit up to fit a narrative that doesn't make sense.

>All shitposters are now bots

user, is it really that hard to believe that there's losers who are bored enough that will sit in threads and shitpost in them until they 404? Some people have no other ambitions or goals in life.

The realization that the chances of that happening specifically to them are worse than getting hit by lightning, even in high terrorism countries.

Terrorism kills so few people a year it's hard to actually give a shit about beyond muh feels. And changing how you live your life is exactly what they're looking for. Inconvenience that reminds people the terrorists exist is what they want, because if you remember and are afraid of them, you're more likely to vote for their demands. Or so the theory goes.

Greetings comrades, how is the weather over there this morning?

Whatever you dog fuckers call them up there.

Also, how's that new law going where it's illegal to call someone by anything other than their preferred pro-noun? HAHAHA

Fucking Canada.

pretty ironic.
What is this, 2011?

>Terrorism kills so few people a year it's hard to actually give a shit about beyond muh feels
Oh well that's refreshing. It's unlikely to happen to me, I shouldn't worry about it.

The thought of going out to a supermarket or concert though in any nation and being blown up by some dumbass raised by a poobrain is terrifying.

How new are you? Sup Forums has always been like this. Anyone who has ever disagreed with you is a shill, paid poster or a bot. It's been that way forever, way before this clusterfuck of an election.

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Two nukes wasn't enough

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He called it

Well, congrats. You've upped the likelihood of that happening because terrified is what they want you to be, thus incentivizing further behavior because it works.

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Comrades because communist or metaphorically because history?

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Yeah, I'm sure it's a bot and not some pathetic dick cheese weeb with no life. He'll just go to another thread and do the same thing after this one 404s.

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Why did the USA kick Russia's ass in the space race? Were they simply smarter and worked harder than the Russians did?

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All he wants is some (You)s. It replaces the hugs his father never gave him.

I don't get it. What is covfefe? Typo I assume or something? What was he trying to say?

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#WEareCONVFEFE

can we get it trending?
make it seem like some political movement

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>being this delusional
You're gonna lose in 2020 again.

He was trying to type coverage. Probably assumed the tweet was correct and then went to bed.

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PRAISE KEK

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Now this is some weaponized autism at its finest.

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This.

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Okay comrade thanks for your input! Also we landed on the moon first. U mad faggot?

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But nobody was awake to delete this shit? they are fuckng amateur or what??

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Russia did everything first except putting a man on the moon
when Russia scrapped its manned moon mission in favor of its very successful remote rover missions that, before the Americans landed on the moon, had already explored more of the moon than all Americans that went there combined, the Americans said "Ha, we did it! Take that commies! We win!"

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Not one single image you've posted so far is fap-worthy.

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It's a bot dumbass.

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How do you know it's a bot?

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>How do those people not walk around terrified every single day just knowing that any car you pass could be a bomb?

Answer: Death is far better than their sand-niggery lives, thus they don't give a damn anymore. Bottom line, Allahu (general) Ackbar.

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Russia is full of fags, everyone knows Russian men suck each other's dicks and then cum in each others mouths. What a bunch of homo queers.