German culture

ITT we discuss German culture and music. Name your favorite German artist, writer, philosopher, anything. The Swiss and the Austrians can also be included.
Also, give German music recommendations.
Thanks to a germanon I found this youtube.com/watch?v=ahlorvBLKnI by Wanda

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You might like this. It's a similar style.

youtube.com/watch?v=pgFofbF210Y

ein zwei polizei
youtube.com/watch?v=8dIOTDqIt3Y

there is no german culture

Are you the user who recommended Wanda to me? Thanks anyways. Don´t hate me, but I actually enjoy AnnenMayKantereit.

Drei, vier
fünf und halb Sekunden
youtube.com/watch?v=LMEQe120b8E

Ikibey plz go

i liked this song a lot too
youtube.com/watch?v=TeF7qYRnAZA
i wonder what happened to B.I.G. show, Deutsche Welle doesn't show crap nowadays
international channels were a mistake

I remember my grandmother giving me some kind of cone when I went to school here in Portugal for the first time. Filled with candy and whatnot. Bretty cuul I guess. My father doesn't speak much about German stuff with me, even if he comes from there.

Bavarian culture is superior to """german""" culture

youtube.com/watch?v=F5TBvXtG3ks

t. bavarian

rate

youtube.com/watch?v=mQ3hcyP2orA

I wouldn´t be surprised if this song is the most well known German song
not really my taste, but thanks
can you really tell apart a Bavarian from someone from Berlin just from looking or listening to him?

this one is austrian, it turns out
youtube.com/watch?v=480geQZoisw

Why are Germans masters of Edm

>can you really tell apart a Bavarian from someone from Berlin just from looking or listening to him?

Yes

no idea desu
youtube.com/watch?v=gbcG2TI4GBk

not really a fan of hip-hop, but at least your immigrants speak German
what is your opinion on the Swiss Germans?

youtube.com/watch?v=J63bFasPUqk

Feel a bit guilty about liking this, but the song is catchy as hell. youtube.com/watch?v=LeMLVEJLruQ

i think the 3 most well known german songs are these though:
youtube.com/watch?v=BQAKRw6mToA
youtube.com/watch?v=W3q8Od5qJio
youtube.com/watch?v=La4Dcd1aUcE
sure there's many others but most people aren't aware they're german or austrian

Swiss germans are pretty funny but also arrogant

Sorry, I'm not this user. Nothing wrong with him, just enjoy

this is not exactly this, and first is in english
youtube.com/watch?v=vTreZYI1a2A
youtube.com/watch?v=s4gqpxjakhQ

mein neger

>Bavarians
you are the refugee enablers

>you are the refugee enablers
if bavarians are the refugee enablers, then you ARE the refugees
don't bite the hand that feeds, preuß

geilster Track, Brudi
biji bji Kurdistan!!!

pardon my ignorance but besides this based guy
youtube.com/watch?v=YwcgBVQ3rb0
what else pop music came from Austria?

Do most young Germans listen to German music? How many German songs do you have on your phone for example?

>implying Franconia is not the one and only true culture of Germany
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Wanda are from Austria too.

wuuut i didn't know the first two were from Austria
thanks for answering

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G E R M A N I A

Not a German, but I lived in Germany for a few years. They certainly do.

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4:30 feels like a satisfying orgasm

>preuß
There are only a few smart Russian immigrants here.

Ich liebe Österreich. Nun, lass mich erklären.

Deutschösterreich muß wieder zurück zum großen deutschen Mutterlande, und zwar nicht aus Gründen irgendwelcher wirtschaftlichen Erwägungen heraus. Nein, nein: Auch wenn diese Vereinigung, wirtschaftlich gedacht, gleichgültig, ja selbst wenn sie schädlich wäre, sie müßte dennoch stattfinden. Gleiches Blut gehört in ein gemeinsames Reich.

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from a slavshit

The problem with trying to assimilate into German culture is, that modern day Germany has no culture.
How do you get to know German food, when even germans don't eat in german restaurants (gute deutsche Küche existiert nicht).
Even Germans would rather eat foreign food.
There is no German popular music apart from horrendous shit.
I am not a fan of Russian music, but at least it's not as horrible as the shit that people (don't) listen to here.
Germans live isolated.
In our neighborhood all the Russians are easy going, know each other, and drink together. (they are actually scum)
For Germans this behavior is rare.
One german family even has ridiculously huge fence, just so they don't have to see anyone.
Naturally there are exceptions, but this is the general trend of things.

>Deutschösterreich muß wieder zurück zum großen deutschen Mutterlande
'nein'

I feel Sweden is too closely connected to Germany for me to be fascinated by their culture.

Thanks for the classical music I guess

why not?

I love to observe animals, can I have more k*rdish german rap songs?

Es muss sein, Bruddi.

everything is wrong with germans. everything.
just give us bavaria and we'll call it a deal.

germans are subhumans

do you think they are too serious or what?

doch

>impliziere Östereich ist nicht die einzige Hoffnung Deutschlands auf Rettung. (Implying Austrie isnt Germanys only hope for Salvation)

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i think everything that modern germany is about should cease to exist, first and foremost being the destruction of the EU along with them
verdammt, wir leben noch, und wir werden überleben. zieh' zu uns oder stirb dran.

But Austria-San, how can you reject us like this?
WWIII is at the gates, we must keep the tradition alive, start it as greatet allies again.

>auf """griechische""" posts antworten

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>WWIII is at the gates, we must keep the tradition alive
we're doing that.
are you?

And this is your conclusion for all Germans? I bet you just don't have any friends which you could go out with. Post a pick of you last gf as proof how normie you are.

It is sort of a weird dynamic there. They'd rather keep to themselves, but I don't blame them for not wanting to associate with neighbourhoods of Russians and Turks. Because they want to see themselves as still being "tolerant", they'll let the migrants come in and do their own thing. That just often leads to ghettos.

Germans will always see foreigners as they are: foreigners. They're too stubborn to admit that their thought process contradicts the whole social justice bullshit they spew.

That's from my experience anyway.

weren´t you enemies at the beginning?

untermenschen wie euch sollte man ausrotten

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Tut mir leid :^(

her droopy eyes look irish

believe me or not i dont care
you germans are boring trash

didnt read

hahaha, lonely neckbeard :^)

>mfw kurds falseflag as turks who are falseflagging as germans
t. Fellow subhuman

untermensch

He is just a turk trying to derail threads. Ignore him

implying that im a germ subhuman

I am a Greek

Prussians have become quite Strange like "Bomber harris do it again", beeing arrogant, all the bad Politians of Berlin, basically modern Germany is a synonym for "please eradicate german culture since we had a dark past not so long ago, so Germany should cease to exist. also we need to trade wealth for honor. and while we believe people who think diffrently shouldnt be persecuted expet those gernans who dont share our world view and morals"

Let's keep this thread on the tracks.
Have some chill music youtube.com/watch?v=MXJDuEibo80

no matter what i am
fuck germany

You want to discuss about world greatest culture ITT? I don't know even know how to start

artist - carlsten nicolai
writer - Goethe or Charlotte Roche
philo - Kant

In every discipline (exept painting and sculpture) germans are literally master race

>"""""dark past"""""

arabs will laugh at you if you play this song

>are you?
I hope so!
Don´t let the Ewige Amerikaner steal the tird one, since there won´t be a fourth chance.

So is Bavaria. The only state which is not like this, Is Saxony and the north east.

except they are not
they are scum

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if you like atmospheric metal

go to bed Hakan

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Those are probably just a few radical art school hipsters in Berlin who are angry that they can´t get a job. But again, you can´t underestimate failed artists.

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should i take a german whore woman with me?

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Does anybody still have the screencap with Ikeby whining in /mena/ how pathetic he is?

no, just masturbate to goat picture like you do every night

>Unvölkische Franzosenkippen

0/10

arabs will punch you dead when they hear that gay trash

I have the copypasta:


You are Turk

He's a Turk who pretends to be Greek because he was rejected by his kin on Sup Forums. He's sad, ugly and inbred and derails threads with his bullshit spamming

Here is his story

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Mother and father are village people.
Mother was never allowed schooling or any kind of education, was later sold as a nanny under the guise of marriage and suffered my grandmother from my father's side.
It is really a cliche, I shit you not.
She became pregnant with me and I learned later she tried to kill herself with me.
Never wanted me, used me to vent her frustration at how unfair life is.
Threatened and punished me for no reason and made me feel worthless.
Nowadays she is like "I didn't do anything like that :^) it was your own fault for being like that:^)
Why can't you be like these healthily raised children :^) why you got no gf :^) you see me so much in other women that you gave up at any normal relationship :^) Something happened by our own fault?
Your fault, should have told us what we did wrong while you were not there to warn us :^)
Like we would ever listen to a child, kek!"

That said, I left and now she harps on my younger brother's.
That's life

>23
>laz
>short
>fat
>ugly
>dumb
>unemployed

>clean your room they said
I never did
>go get some bread they said
I said I don't want to
>get off the pc they said
I got off 15 hours later
>get a new haircut they said
I cut it myself
>go out and hang out with girls they said
I fuck my hand
>you're worthless
I cry
>shave your face
I shave my ass
>leave the house, go out
I go to toilet
>even kids speak better turkish than you do
>I'm gonna get rid of you soon
>you ate everything in the refrigerator again?
>I was working at your age
>He's your son, you tell him
>What should I say? He doesn't listen
>I don't want to see you like this
>your manboobs are bigger than mine

If allah exists, why hasn't he taken my life yet?

im not a germ

really
fuck this shithole
poland is much better than shitmany

Ignore him

If only that were the case...

I've worked in the school system there and they pretty much indoctrinate their kids.

I also have friends who study/have studied at German universities, and they try to cram in genderqueerradicalintersectionalfeminist bullshit into even unrelated, benign things.

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you will never have a girlfriend

mfw

How do you know?

Did you work in Berlin? And can you please give some examples?

>dat loli ass

ich mag deutschland

only retards listen trash like that

fuck germany

that's too much iki.
please delete this.

delete shitmany from the maps

Look, this is my girl. Something that you will never achieve. I have friends, also friends from turkey. But I don't ruin every thread and spam how bad turks or greeks or germans are. I hope you will have a long lonely life.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>irl. Something that you will never achieve
Opening this jar is more difficult than getting a german girl.

Give me a lot of money and I post pictures of a germ girl every day with time stamp.