Go Vegan give it a go

Go Vegan give it a go

No

I would cannibalize if I could get away with it

Give up bacon?! Heresy

Its not bad but its a pain in the ass having to stock up on vegan foods. That fucking shit is expensive. Now I just limit my portions of meat and carbs. Way better than being vegan or being an unhealthy fuck.

Give up shitposting. Give it a go.

I've eaten vegan for about two weeks, my health condition got so bad, I'm 24 and got heart pains, I had to stop

Vegan for everything ?

So, vegan for gas chambers ?

For every meal you go without eating an animal I'm going to kill three.

You obviously had no clue how to do it properly then. Go get mommy to keep cooking for you.

I try to eat as many different animals as possible in a day.

>vegan for world hunger
So you want people to starve?

Tastiest thing I've seen all day

Friendly reminder that eating meat is about as wrong as driving a car with bad gas mileage.

Well but you said going vegan for your health, I was two weeks vegan with French fries and ketchup, by the time I started eating Sauerbraten with cabbage again I got better

So seither you are wrong with vegan is better for my health, or French fries aren't vegan

What about the lives of plants?

I'll give up meat as soon as all the other omnivores on planet earth do. Until then, fuck off

I don't like veggies... so... no, also bacon cheese burgers

Meat tastes good, I dont think people are eating meat because they want to die quicker

save the plants! eat bacon!

My food shits on your food

>goes vegan
>achieves nothing
or
>doesn't get children
>stops perpetual envivronmental destruction

or>addresses the point at least

Only if you promise to not be a smug cuck for the rest of your life.

vegan here, shut up you're annoying

That's impossible for OP and you know it.

There's nothing wrong with being a cuck you raging faggot.

>visit Eritrea
>see a small child, he is alone
>his mother and father were killed by Ethiopian military strikes against "rebel" Eritrean militants
>he is obviously starving to death
>he approaches me
>I can tell he doesn't speak English, but he tries to communicate with me
>"please, food..."
>a reach into my cooler and pull out a Turkey sandwich, my lunch
>"here you go little guy"
>his eyes widen as he sees the sandwich
>he looks up at me
>"is that fucking meat you carnivore piece of shit? I'm Vegan I'm doing my part to end world hunger here and you're sitting there with a fucking Turkey sandwich. I'm veganow do you even live with yourself you fucking asshole. Kill yourself the world would be better off without your torture. I'm vegan"
>he leaves me in shame
>defeat, I devour the Turkey sandwich. Addicted to the cruelty, I realize it's my fault that the little boy was starving. If I had offered him a salad, his belly would be full right now

trips boi

Nah.

well OP can check off the top left symptom at least

Most of these points are invalid because they are made by greed. For example is human-made and wanted. War is human-made and wanted. They are both businesses. Same with the rainforest and animals. It's just an easy way to make money for immoral rich people.

just don't eat soy you cucks

Thats where your wrong.

No.
Fuck off

Is there a Vegan substitute for a good steak?
If not, then I refuse.

There are pretty good replacements for meat, but what fucks you completely is cheese, there is no replacement for cheese

I've had some good replacements for some meats, just nothing comparable to steak.
I'm lactose intolerant, so I shouldn't eat cheese anyway.

Bitch please, I'm lacrosse intolerant and I drink milk like it was water and eat cheese like it was pussy. I shit like mad but my skeleton must be as strong as a tank

You're an omnivore, start acting like it.

there's this shit called oumph
i've forgotten what a nice steak tastes like, but i remember they're pretty similar

imo

Then you're probably just lactose sensitive.. If I eat more than a slice of pizza or drink milk my stomach kills with painful gas.

Vegan is worse for the environment than anything else.

Soil death is caused by over farming the land, if we all pile on the seeds and beans diet, soil death with accelerate and yeah. Humanity will be fucked.

This looks like a commercial for socialism. Go fuck yourself.

>I was two weeks vegan with French fries and ketchup
That explains it. Not even vegan, but you aren't getting proper amount of vitamins, iron, protein or anything. You need to eat a lot of different things to be vegan. It is hard work which is why I don't do it.

chicken, maybe?

and checked

Weed is vegan

You need to fuck off to your goddamn hippie commune

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This is literally the most retarted shit ever. I spend maybe 70% of what i did buying meat. Nutmeat is 10$ a kg and just as much protein as beef and super low in fat and that IF you buy it. What are you buying the most expensive organic non gmo shit you can find?

What are you fucking retarted?

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My relatives are B12 deficient. Theyre german and literally eat meat for every fucking meal. If you think the meat your eating has high levels of b12, your just as retarted as you say OP is.

I loled.

So are you obese or just fat?

that's right

>chicken as a vegan substitute

Holy shit check'd

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a sign from the weed gods

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Fuck off with your bullshit !!!!

Thats already being done at a rate faster than you could keep up with

You are full of shit

the fuck is nutmeat? you mean balls ya faggot ?

Good point try going vegan

Stop eating animals and they take over the planet. Veganism is a liberal livestock agenda.

too retarted to use google.
good work hurrdurr

*You're

Retard.

Also, I eat a dead animal with most meals, I'm not deficient in anything. I also eat vegetables. Omnivores are the only right parties. Herbivores are faggots and pure carnivores are also faggots.

Nope. Most vegies make me throw up and fruit leaves me feeling hungry and gives me diarrhea.

I mostly eat bread, rice, pasta, beef, chicken, bacon/ham (other kinds of pork taste like stale urine) and potatoes. All seafood is awful.

Fucking love bread. Also tons of salt and pepper on every meal. Tabasco on most things. Generally stews, soups and crock-pot stuff. Hard to beat a good poike.

Obviously some vegetables in my meals but they are definitely not the focus.

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atleast im not a veggie fag who has to suck dick to fullfill his protein requirments

Feels like summer is coming on

how does everybody going vegan solve world hunger, you just took all meat / animal products off the table. now theres not enough grass to go around

Who cummed on ET's face?

>also the reference to scott pilgrim

I'm already vegan, can I go vegan again?

lol @ ur shit tier diet, what do you eat when a girl comes round for dinner, chicken and rice lmao

Nah, but how about I go around saying "try meat eating give it a go" and spread a bunch of propaganda (most of which is fake photoshopped bullshit), and basically just piss off everyone I know and disrespect them by telling them how to live their lives. Because that's what you're doing.

Dude, your gut flora is all fucked up. You need to fix your diet friendo

From a mental health standpoint there really is. Same with degradation that leaves the bedroom.